# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1101 "2022-03-18T01:41:04Z")
I was surfing by a conservative channel and I saw an ad for **Trumpy Bear**. If you haven’t seen it it’s a Teddy bear with a shock of orange blond hair, dressed in a business suit, with thumbs up. And for a stuffed animal the price is outrageous, $59.85 plus shipping. I wanted to hurl. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1102 "2022-03-18T01:54:00Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > an ad for **Trumpy Bear** I am a occasional viewer of the American Heroes Channel, which shows a lot of WWII documentaries. I see this ad each time I watch that channel. My Pillow guy is a regular as well. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1103 "2022-03-18T06:17:23Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ulw332DQ52M/maxresdefault.jpg "Trumpy Bear") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulw332DQ52M) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1104 "2022-03-18T08:43:49Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I was surfing by a conservative channel and I saw an ad for **Trumpy Bear**. I get about a dozen pleas every day from Trump and his kid begging for money at my _suckmydickdonnie_ email address. Today I got an offer that for a mere $64 contribution to who knows what – I didn’t parse the tiny type – I could get a high-quality doormat emblazoned with _Don’t blame this family we voted for TRUMP_ I was picturing it collecting a lot of urine and feces. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1105 "2022-03-18T13:12:58Z")
And sputum. Don’t forget sputum. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1106 "2022-03-19T08:57:47Z")
Why not all 4 humors? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1107 "2022-03-20T03:06:36Z")
The mere suggestion makes me splenetic. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1108 "2022-03-20T03:11:59Z")
Checks headlines: Yeh, still alive, not paralyzed by a stroke, bankrupted personally, hauled off to jail, so I’m pissed about that, but nonetheless chortling at how enraged he must be that Ukraine has completely removed any and all public attention from him. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1109 "2022-03-20T03:19:49Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > a lot of urine and feces > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Don’t forget sputum. > [@Superdude](#): > > Why not all 4 humors? I _knew_ I shouldn’t have signed up for that job driving _the **Four Good Humors Man** truck_ around the neighborhood… (but the calliope plays _“Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts”,_ so that’s cool). ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1110 "2022-03-22T18:56:17Z")
The anal pustule is still alive and this: > **[Trump Really Asked Kid Rock for Advice on North Korea](https://jezebel.com/trump-really-asked-kid-rock-for-advice-on-north-korea-1848686336)** > > The "singer" told Tucker Carlson this week that our former president sought his expert guidance on foreign diplomacy. At least Kid Rock admitted he wasn’t qualified unlike the orange shit gibbon. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1111 "2022-03-22T21:15:13Z")
Kid Rock '24! ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1112 "2022-03-22T21:22:13Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > At least Kid Rock admitted he wasn’t qualified unlike the orange shit gibbon. How did it not occur to him that if TFG was asking him to seriously advise him on NK that maybe TFG didn’t have good judgement about who to take advice from? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1113 "2022-03-22T21:25:46Z")
Just smart enough to know he’s totally out of his depth. But still dumb enough not to wonder why he was asked in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1114 "2022-03-22T21:33:18Z")
Trump should have known that the best advisor on North Korea is Dennis Rodman. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1115 "2022-03-23T13:28:05Z")
A one-man State Department! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1116 "2022-03-23T14:27:09Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > At least Kid Rock admitted he wasn’t qualified unlike the orange shit gibbon. Even the walking, talking pair of crack smoking truck nuts knew better? WOW! Doesn’t raise my opinion of that shit stain though. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1117 "2022-03-23T14:34:50Z")
Sadly, there’s this: > **[Stop Waiting for Trump to Get Convicted](https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/03/why-criminal-cases-against-trump-are-doomed/627113/?utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share)** > > The chances that the criminal cases against the former president will be successful are slim to none, and that will only embolden him and his followers. The punch line: > …We count on criminal law to serve as a deterrent to malicious behavior. But Trump seems likely to evade it. Just as the protection of impeachment against mendacity has proven inadequate, criminal law will probably prove the same. And that means that the only real protection against Trump’s malignancy is the ballot box. Don’t invest too much hope in Merrick Garland. Even with the best of will (which I do not doubt he has), he can’t save democracy. Only we can. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1118 "2022-03-23T14:53:18Z")
Sounds like CT stuff, but Glenn Kirschner seems to believe TFG and his spawn all have “pocket pardons”, which I guess they could use as get out of jail free cards. Don’t pardons require admission of guilt? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1119 "2022-03-23T15:18:56Z")
No. Just ask Richard Nixon. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1120 "2022-03-23T16:26:42Z")
And even if on some legal/moral/whatever level they are an implied/explicit admission of guilt - so what? They are pardoned, and nothing comes of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=57)