# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1161 "2022-03-30T13:08:08Z")
Stay classy, O Orange One: > **[Trump brazenly asks Putin to release dirt about Biden's family | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/29/politics/trump-putin-hunter-biden/index.html)** > > In a new interview published Tuesday, former President Donald Trump called on Russian President Vladimir Putin to release any damaging information he has about the Biden family, in a brazen request for domestic political assistance from America's top... ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1162 "2022-03-30T14:21:31Z")
He knows Putin has dirt on _him_ and his family, so he assumes that he has dirt on Biden and his family as well. Be amusing if, after all this time, Putin gets fed up with Trump’s antics, and goes ahead and releases the pee tape. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1163 "2022-03-30T14:42:18Z")
I read the Steele report when it came out before the 2016 election. The Pee tape almost certainly exists, but if released, it would be a big disappointment to everybody. All the Steele report said was that there was a party at which some entertainers put on a sex show. It was never alleged that Trump actually participated. There were Russian bankers, and intelligence officials at the party (allegedly), so it was certainly written up, and likely recorded by the Russians. All it would show is Trump and a bunch of other guys standing around watching the strippers perform. That Trump enjoys such activities is not news. I despise Trump. His actions surrounding the Miss America pageants are both public record, and morally worse to my mind. I just had to get that off my chest. Carry on being pissed off at Trump for things he actually did. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1164 "2022-03-30T14:48:33Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Now, getting blasted is a good thing. But the thing that pisses me off is the jackass continues to beat the dead horse, begging for political help in the US from the foreign despot, and, of course, his tanyuns (as I call his followers) continue to lap it up. Imagine this happening in 1944: Dewey publicly asks Hitler to help him by digging up dirt on Roosevelt and his son James. That would have gone over really well. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1165 "2022-03-30T15:34:21Z")
> [@Tatterdemalion](#): > > I read the Steele report when it came out before the 2016 election. The Pee tape almost certainly exists, but if released, it would be a big disappointment to everybody. I was being a little facetious. If a pee tape exists, then it’s probably the least actionable bit of dirt the Putin has on Trump. It’s just the most amusing and salacious of the dirt. Most of it is probably much drier, but far more damaging instances of money laundering, fraud, and funneling money to get around sanctions. And if it does exist, then I will not be watching it in any case. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1166 "2022-03-30T15:40:41Z")
Do keep in mind that there’s one factor that outweighs any judiciary or evidentiary factors: It’s just so much fun to say “Pee Tape”. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1167 "2022-03-30T15:42:29Z")
That matches my memory of the Steele report. The thing about the strippers was the hook to get you interested. The whole rest of the report was a fairly dry recital of who loaned money to who, and there were some pretty serious allegations in there. It didn’t ultimately affect anything though. And it _is_ fun to say “Pee tape.” Pee tape. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1168 "2022-03-30T15:47:04Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > I will admit that the chance to see JFK Jr. arise from the ocean would be worth a couple of bucks. Calling on somebody with better Photoshop skills than I. [![](https://images.uffizi.it/production/attachments/1503909239806647-605174-2-.jpg?ixlib=rails-2.1.3&w=2500&h=2500&fit=unset&crop=center&fm=pjpg&auto=compress&mark=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.uffizi.it%2Fproduction%2Fattachments%2Flogo-watermark.png) ](https://images.uffizi.it/production/attachments/1503909239806647-605174-2-.jpg?ixlib=rails-2.1.3&w=2500&h=2500&fit=unset&crop=center&fm=pjpg&auto=compress&mark=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.uffizi.it%2Fproduction%2Fattachments%2Flogo-watermark.png) ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1169 "2022-03-30T15:50:20Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Most of it is probably much drier, but far more damaging instances of money laundering, fraud, and funneling money to get around sanctions. Weren’t we kind of hoping the NY investigation and/or the DOJ would have uncovered some of this by now? I’m starting to wonder if it all wasn’t just our version of “Hunter’s laptop.” ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1170 "2022-03-30T15:59:31Z")
Pee tape. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1171 "2022-03-30T16:02:08Z")
Pee tape Pee tape Pee tape Pee tape Gee, that IS fun! ☂ ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1172 "2022-03-30T16:10:55Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Most of it is probably much drier Than a pee tape? I should hope so. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1173 "2022-03-30T16:22:34Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Most of it is probably much drier, but far more damaging instances of money laundering, fraud, and funneling money to get around sanctions. Many things are drier than pee. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1174 "2022-03-30T16:33:56Z")
Like this guy?: [Fred Dryer - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Dryer) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1175 "2022-03-30T16:40:08Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Imagine this happening in 1944: > > Dewey publicly asks Hitler to help him by digging up dirt on Roosevelt and his son James. > > That would have gone over really well. Adolph, if you’re listening… ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1176 "2022-03-30T17:44:42Z")
Did we ever find out if the hookers did the peeing, or were peed on? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1177 "2022-03-30T17:55:58Z")
From what I heard – a while ago, and I was still waiting to see the evidence – the hookers urinated on a bed once used by Obama. TIFWIW. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1178 "2022-03-30T17:56:49Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Did we ever find out if the hookers did the peeing, or were peed on? I’m guessing it was a little bit of both. I think the top/bottom roles at pee orgies are probably rather….fluid. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1179 "2022-03-30T18:32:28Z")
The hookers probably weren’t even naked. Just had their peeJ’s on. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1180 "2022-03-30T22:15:41Z")
I love you guys. So have you heard that, [according to official government records, Donald Trump made no phone calls at all between 11 and 7 on January 6?](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/29/trump-phone-logs-capitol-attack-january-6) In a related story, Trump claims to have never heard the phrase “burner phone” and to be unfamiliar with the concept; John Bolton, OTOH, claims to have discussed the concept at some length with Trump. It’s all so mysterious. What could possibly explain this? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=60)