# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1261 "2022-04-28T00:16:41Z")
I want to erase a picture. I read a bit of Stormy Daniels book and wish I could get the description of trump’s penis out of my visual photobook ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1262 "2022-04-28T01:34:18Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1: He’s worried abut being pelted with dangerous fruit at his rallies. Dangerous fruit like tomatoes. You’d think he would be more concerned about [tangerines.](https://www.businessinsider.com/my-pillow-ceo-mike-lindell-attack-fan-poked-him-selfie-2021-8) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1263 "2022-04-28T01:38:44Z")
He should check with Monty Python [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/nqTFPuiMSk8/hqdefault.jpg "Monty Python - Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit - ENGLISH SUBTITLES") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqTFPuiMSk8) ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1264 "2022-04-28T01:44:58Z")
Rachel Maddow read this on her show tonight. Pineapples?! Bananas??!! They can kill people! The bit of a side on the musing of tomato fruit or vegetable was amusing. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1265 "2022-04-28T01:46:39Z")
I’m a bit younger than most people here on the Dope, so _my_ mind went to this scene: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_ntrP-GQwsQ/maxresdefault.jpg "Wayne promulgates dirt on Cobblepot | Batman Returns") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ntrP-GQwsQ&t=131s) > "Why is there always _someone_ who brings eggs and tomatoes to a _speech?!"_ ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1266 "2022-04-28T02:02:01Z")
Mrs doubtfire had a drive by fruiting. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1267 "2022-04-28T02:18:31Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Not exactly pissed me off, but made me shake my head. > Individual 1: He’s worried abut being pelted with dangerous fruit at his rallies. Dangerous fruit like tomatoes. Nah, tomatoes are a wimpy fruit. Let’s pelt him with Buddha’s hand-- now **that’s** a scary fruit! [https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buddha-hand.jpg](https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/buddha-hand.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1268 "2022-04-28T02:42:31Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > I want to erase a picture. I read a bit of Stormy Daniels book and wish I could get the description of trump’s penis out of my visual photobook Best advice I can provide: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/MEwSAvvbzJ4/hqdefault.jpg "Start Drinking Heavily") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEwSAvvbzJ4) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1269 "2022-04-28T13:34:29Z")
Now I want to see someone throw a bananarang and have it return to them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1270 "2022-04-28T21:28:50Z")
I suppose booking Bananarama for a future Trump rally is now _totally_ out of the question. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1271 "2022-04-29T06:28:15Z")
I hate to say it but he may actually have a point. An uncut pineapple has those spiky things on the outside and a cut pineapple could sting. I would really really hate for someone to throw pineapple at a rally. It actually reminds me of a quote from All About Eve. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/KqACMN_MlNk/hqdefault.jpg "Marilyn Monroe - All About Eve") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqACMN_MlNk) ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1272 "2022-04-29T07:13:26Z")
I love learning about fungus. That description made me rethink for a moment and, thankfully, recall fungus came First. Then I fried up some Golden Oyster mushrooms that grow wild in my part of Iowa (thanks to culinary folks who imported them): [Golden Oyster - (Pleurotus citrinopileatus) - Mushroom Mountain](https://mushroommountain.com/golden-oyster-pleurotus-citrinopileatus/) So pretty and not orange. Local orange mushrooms= bad! [Omphalotus olearius - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalotus_olearius) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1273 "2022-04-29T12:49:21Z")
Donald J. Trump, ever classy: > [@](#): > > According to the upcoming book “This Will Not Pass” by New York Times reporters Jonathan Martin and Alexander Burns, Trump kept a room next to the Oval Office filled with MAGA merch. > > “They literally hand you a shopping bag, and you took anything you’d like,” New Jersey Gov. [Phil Murphy](https://www.huffpost.com/topic/phil-murphy) (D) was quoted as saying, according to an excerpt reviewed by [The Hill](https://thehill.com/news/state-watch/3470441-ask-me-nicely-trump-demanded-loyalty-from-governors-for-help-says-book/). Murphy was visiting the White House in 2020 ― early in the pandemic ― when Trump showed him the MAGA gift shop adjoining the Oval Office. > > The book also details the extent to which Trump expected governors who wanted help with the pandemic to give him something in return, or what he called “the reciprocity.” > **[Trump’s Surreal White House Stash Room Detailed In New Book](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-oval-office-maga-room_n_626b854ae4b01131b121327d)** > > New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy revealed the strange room former President Donald Trump had right next to the Oval Office. This is not to be confused with the actual White House Gift Shop. They had a “going out of business” sale just before Trump left office > **[There’s a Fire Sale on Trump Stuff at the White House Store](https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/11/donald-trump-ornament-white-house-store)** > > And Biden-Harris commemorative coins are available for pre-sale. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1274 "2022-04-29T13:37:58Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > The book also details the extent to which Trump expected governors who wanted help with the pandemic to give him something in return, or what he called “the reciprocity.” I bet as he said that, he leaned back in his chair, looking down his nose at the governor, while raising an eyebrow. And the entire time he was slowly stroking a white cat. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1275 "2022-04-29T13:52:20Z")
I doubt he used a big word like “reciprocity”, but I’m happy to be wrong ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1276 "2022-04-29T14:19:27Z")
His word is “covfefe”, until a handler reminded him how to say it properly. ---
**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1277 "2022-04-29T15:00:30Z")
My fruit of choice would be … canned. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1278 "2022-04-29T15:08:02Z")
I wonder how his jet is coming along. That was a whole other side grift. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1279 "2022-04-29T15:12:30Z")
Would you go big can of pasta sauce or small can of mushroom pieces? Mass or velocity? ---
**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1280 "2022-04-29T15:19:22Z")
I guess it would depend on the distance from the thrower to the stage, but I’m thinking a well-aimed 8 oz can of tomato paste could do some significant damage. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=65)