# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1281 "2022-04-29T15:23:48Z")
And in theory a good piece of rubber would let you fling it a ways. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1282 "2022-04-29T15:32:44Z")
I’ve noticed that most security guards aren’t trained to identify (or even notice!) a trebuchet. They’re so focused on looking for guns or fingernail clippers that I often attend rallies and academic lectures while pulling a seven-foot-tall wooden trebuchet behind me. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1283 "2022-04-29T15:38:57Z")
> [@Pazu](#): > > I’m thinking a well-aimed 8 oz can of tomato paste could do some significant damage. > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > And in theory a good piece of rubber would let you fling it a ways. It would fit nicely in one of those T-shirt guns (attempts innocent look). ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1284 "2022-04-29T16:06:31Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > It would fit nicely in one of those T-shirt guns Like one of these? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QiKZYt9070U/maxresdefault.jpg "World's Largest T-Shirt Cannon (breaks the roof)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiKZYt9070U&t=866) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1285 "2022-04-29T16:23:33Z")
A remarkable amendment, the Second… ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1286 "2022-04-29T17:30:28Z")
> [@psychobunny](#): > > An uncut pineapple has those spiky things on the outside and a cut pineapple could sting. I dropped a pineapple on my bare foot once. I said bad words, cleaning up a sploded pineapple was a bother and the pokey things left little holes in my skin. I got over it. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1287 "2022-04-29T17:40:19Z")
Pineapples contain the enzyme Bromelain. Bromelain digests proteins. So when you eat a pineapple, it’s eating you!😲 ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1288 "2022-04-29T17:47:19Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > I dropped a pineapple on my bare foot once. I said bad words, cleaning up a sploded pineapple was a bother and the pokey things left little holes in my skin. > > I got over it. Yeah, but trumpy doesn’t get over anything. A grudge is forever. Like a diamond… ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1289 "2022-04-29T19:09:06Z")
You could also throw a coconut, although it’s not really a fruit per se. But it _would_ make a comical -bonk- sound when it connected with his noggin. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1290 "2022-04-29T19:20:24Z")
Maybe a pumpkin… [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/y84FWb4KW0c/hqdefault.jpg "Punkin Chunkin Festival, 2021") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y84FWb4KW0c) ---
**Author:** ![StraightTalk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straighttalk/32/9982_2.png) [@StraightTalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StraightTalk)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1291 "2022-04-29T20:21:12Z")
> [@Daithi\_Lacha](#): > > You could also throw a coconut, although it’s not really a fruit per se. But it _would_ make a comical -bonk- sound when it connected with his noggin. An empty, hollow sound. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1292 "2022-04-29T20:42:09Z")
No bonk. It’s clear the head is an empty sack perpetually inflated by an unending stream of hot air ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1293 "2022-04-29T20:56:02Z")
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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1294 "2022-04-29T21:24:47Z")
Every now and again I’ll say that to people and no one _ever_ recognizes the quote. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1295 "2022-04-29T21:25:45Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xfgqP4M2XAs/hqdefault.jpg "Captain Kirk No Blah Blah Blah!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfgqP4M2XAs) ---
**Author:** ![Drsunflower1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drsunflower1/32/12711_2.png) [@Drsunflower1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drsunflower1)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1296 "2022-04-29T21:41:59Z")
I think I’d bring this along: > **[Durian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian?wprov=sfla1)** > > Pages for logged out editors learn more > > > > There are currently 30 recognised species (see the List of Durio species) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1297 "2022-04-29T21:48:16Z")
> [@Pazu](#): > > I’m thinking a well-aimed 8 oz can of tomato paste could do some significant damage. I’m imagining the can ruptures and the paste gets out and all over. “Oh God, I’ve been shot! I’m bleeding out!!!” > [@Drsunflower1](#): > > I think I’d bring this along: That might land you on trial in The Hague. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1298 "2022-04-30T01:53:11Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Pineapples contain the enzyme Bromelain. Bromelain digests proteins. So when you eat a pineapple, it’s eating you! I lived in Hawaii where you could get BIG _field-ripened_ pineapples at farm stands. They are bigger, juicier, riper, and _stronger_ than any shit you find in supermarkets outside of Hawaii. I used to eat entire such pineapples in one sitting (or maybe two). I always said it would dissolve the plaque right off your teeth, and the excess juice could be used to clean the rust off your chrome bumpers, or perhaps for rocket fuel. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1299 "2022-04-30T02:57:27Z")
No surprise here. But _damn!_ > **[Likelihood of Trump Indictment in Manhattan Fades as Grand Jury Wraps Up](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/29/nyregion/trump-investigation-alvin-bragg-grand-jury.html?unlocked_article_code=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEIPuomT1JKd6J17Vw1cRCfTTMQmqxCdw_PIxftm3iWka3DJDmwTiOIEGYWP-kDLIrZ5et4rmjWdWtJaLL4gTeBzyekaNkhzSg_tqIGNl5tALD88r472XH4sztTNQbU8u3fMX1WOFd1elve5rg7Ud3-5G-GEgyh2OgY09sFndF-hxXQMxqvaFu5w3c111a0rGpp5Q20EYCCBtvm_Dg5se4nTNmGq4QMxW-BaUDnYjITcv-pGKFMOfAqAGHBv4m8868dePccWPcv9LB0nf8n9h9YBGzAibdfpV9BqGd-ix_g9uqXNqBeM1MOx2_80caxUt7_AuW6_X0097_poqC53CCirmjBiHMJXoA&smid=url-share)** > > The Manhattan district attorney is continuing to investigate Donald J. Trump, but knowledgeable people say charges are unlikely to occur in the foreseeable future, if ever. ---
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