# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1601 "2022-07-20T17:28:22Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > AC is Atlantic City; it is an old-school gambling city that is, unfortunately, pretty run down these days. It’s not as hot as Las Vegas (the ocean manages to keep temperatures slightly lower) but has depressed neighborhoods just two blocks from the Boardwalk. Not just “these days.” It’s been like that for decades. I’ve only been there a few times but when I was threre in late 1990, it was just as you described it even then. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1602 "2022-07-20T17:45:56Z")
> [@irae](#): > > To truly grab life by the… junk… there’s no place like the [Trump Tower Azerbaijan!](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal) My first thought was, “I see the pussy,” but it was immediately followed by, “_vagina dentata_.” > [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > and make sure that you never gamble your Toll money. That way, you know that you can always get home. There is an ancient joke about Las Vegas and a punter who made it big there. “He arrived in a $5,000 Cadillac and came home in a $30,000 bus.” I _told_ you it was ancient. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1603 "2022-07-20T17:51:55Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I’d be more shocked if facts revealed he told the truth. If he were smarter, he’d occasionally tell the truth and fool everybody who assumed he was lying. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1604 "2022-07-20T21:12:45Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > …and make sure that you never gamble your Toll money. That way, you know that you can always get home. New Jersey: Its free to get in, but you have to pay to leave. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1605 "2022-07-20T21:39:10Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > New Jersey: Its free to get in, but you have to pay to leave. That’s just how Sewer Yorkers like it. Now, if we can agree to fully reverse their cross Hudson pollution/invasion/migration and kick their asses ( and their 16 year plans) back into their trendy apartments, the world may just see balance again. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1606 "2022-07-21T01:00:21Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > _vagina dentata_. _vagina dentata!_ What a wonderful phrase _vagina dentata!_ Ain’t no passing craze ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1607 "2022-07-21T02:00:39Z")
So, the Trump kids are urging everyone to donate to an animal rescue because their late mommy loved animals. Sounds sweet, right? > **[Ivana Trump loved dogs – and her legacy of animal care will live on after her...](https://xeniasday.com/2022/07/19/ivana-trump-loved-dogs-and-her-legacy-of-animal-care-will-live-on-after-her-death/)** > > The Trump family reportedly has a special request from those who wish to honor the remarkable life and legacy of Ivana Trump as her family and friends lay her Not so much. The rescue in question apparently wanted to rescue dogs from the horrors of a Biden presidency, they were pick proponents of Stop the Steal and funneled millions to Trump properties. So fuck all the people that pretended to be outraged over the reports that Trump was fundraising off his ex-wife’s death. Grifters. > **[Lara Trump-linked dog rescue charity spent $2m on Trump properties](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/13/lara-trump-linked-dog-rescue-charity-spent-2m-properties)** > > Florida-based Big Dog Ranch Rescue has spent as much as $1,883,160 on fundraising costs for events at Mar-a-Lago ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1608 "2022-07-22T05:22:30Z")
The lying piece of used catfood was scheduled to have a rally in Prescott Valley last Saturday. I doubted this was going to happen because of the inconvenient scheduling of that annoying legal testifying stuff scheduled on Friday. I had to go to town on Thursday and saw nothing. One flag vender was set up in the venue parking lot, but got sent packing within an hour. Due to the death and I won’t get into that, the rally was rescheduled for tomorrow. Last week the tickets were free and we had almost 30 of them. This week the tickets are 45 bucks each. We had to go to town Tuesday and saw trump trucks parked all along the frontage road as well as four pop-up gear venders. There have been comments about all of the law enforcement vehicles heading that way as well. The fucker never intended to be there last week. It’s pretty obvious to me that almost everyone in the circle jerk knew that he was going to …crap I almost said weasel and that would have been unfair to those noble critters…I knew he was going to stand up all of those people because he’s an asshole. Plus he’s still breathing. That pisses me off every day. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1609 "2022-07-22T05:26:56Z")
_Stand up_ is also a term not copacetic for referring to Tan the Conman. _Stiff_, _screwed over_, or just plain _cheated_ and _grifted_ all work. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1610 "2022-07-22T10:51:09Z")
True. Biden bikes, but Trump bilks. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1611 "2022-07-22T13:42:02Z")
> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > The fucker never intended to be there last week. It’s pretty obvious to me that almost everyone in the circle jerk knew that he was going to …crap You could have followed that with [“out”.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/crap%20out) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1612 "2022-07-24T17:21:34Z")
Individual 1 wanted to _give himself_ a Medal of Honor. > **[Donald Trump wanted to give himself the Congressional Medal of Honor as...](https://www.indy100.com/politics/donald-trump-medal-of-honor)** > > Donald Trump has admitted that he wanted to give himself the Congressional Medal of Honor as President, but was denied. > The former leader of the US admitted as much during an appearance at Turning Point USA's Student Action Summit, telling the... ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1613 "2022-07-24T17:26:53Z")
“His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal The Supreme Doctor Donald Trump, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth.” ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1614 "2022-07-24T18:11:35Z")
At least he’s not narcissistic. 🙃 🤪 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1615 "2022-07-24T19:23:14Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > “His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal The Supreme Doctor Donald Trump, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth.” “…and Conqueror of the British Empire in ~~Africa~~ America in General and Uganda in Particular.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1616 "2022-07-24T19:31:53Z")
‘Our Most Glorious Majesty, King Bruno the Questionable; Son of Olaf the Loud, Great-grandnephew of Emperor Otto the Bent, conqueror of Freedonia… Past grand master of the Royal Order of Lowndes Victor, Saviour of Wales. And king.’ ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1617 "2022-07-24T19:48:36Z")
OMGMKBTQSOOTLGGOEOTBCOFPGMOTROOLVSOWAK Dammit Johnny, that’s my password 😡 😡 /s ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1618 "2022-07-24T20:44:32Z")
Personally, I think the [Flatheads](https://zork.fandom.com/wiki/Twelve_Flatheads) provide a better frame of reference. Especially the first ([Dimwit Flathead](https://zork.fandom.com/wiki/Dimwit_Flathead)) whose coronation is quite evocative. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1619 "2022-07-24T21:20:40Z")
Defender of Mexico. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/1620 "2022-07-24T23:36:53Z")
And that crowd applauded and cheered him for that. That shows great support for the military, doesn’t it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=80) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=82)