# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/161 "2021-10-04T01:26:26Z")
That is a letter from a sad and pathetic excuse for a human. I’m actually just surprised he did not end with an empty threat to sue Mr. Pulitzer. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/162 "2021-10-04T02:06:49Z")
He’s trying to distract from Stephanie Grisham’s book that’s coming out this week. I’m sure it’s driving him insane that someone who isn’t him is going to make money off his name. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/163 "2021-10-04T02:09:11Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > My goodness. He’s just full of beans this week, isn’t he? That’s right. It’s _beans_ that he’s full of. Beans. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/164 "2021-10-04T02:12:33Z")
Trump signed a Beanie Baby once, I guess he’s now turned into one. [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTl1xfG2gNH6apqvubEmDS7pGHZhwDCTMxtLA&usqp=CAU) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTl1xfG2gNH6apqvubEmDS7pGHZhwDCTMxtLA&usqp=CAU) ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/165 "2021-10-04T06:30:21Z")
> [@Boycott](#): > > Proof that rather being treated unfairly Trump was actually given incredible leeway to keep using their service. But this was always known. Facebook’s stated policy all along was that newsworthy people were given a lot of slack because their posts were newsworthy, and the President of the United States is clearly newsworthy. Facebook was openly up-front about that. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/166 "2021-10-04T13:21:20Z")
Turns out the fucker [refused anesthesia for a colonoscopy to avoid handing power to Pence.](https://news.yahoo.com/trump-refused-anaesthesia-colonoscopy-avoid-182824330.html) So he got a colonoscopy without anesthesia (I hope they used the ribbed hose for extra pleasure) just because he didn’t trust his hand-picked running mate with temporary power. Then they refused to tell us that he had one done, missing an opportunity to educate his followers about the usefulness of colonoscopies. All done to preserve the facade of invincibility. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/167 "2021-10-04T14:06:01Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Turns out the fucker [refused anesthesia for a colonoscopy to avoid handing power to Pence.](https://news.yahoo.com/trump-refused-anaesthesia-colonoscopy-avoid-182824330.html) So he got a colonoscopy without anesthesia (I hope they used the ribbed hose for extra pleasure) just because he didn’t trust his hand-picked running mate with temporary power. It probably wasn’t that painful. I hear his doctor took one look at him and said “Wow, what a massive asshole.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/168 "2021-10-04T14:26:44Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > It probably wasn’t that painful. I hear his doctor took one look at him and said “Wow, what a massive asshole.”- I heard they didn’t even have to use the mini-cam-probe thing. They sent over to the local TV station… and dang, the whole thing fit without any lube! [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/8c/f2/528cf256c8056d6ccfe51cad8999e26d--color-television-vintage-television.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/8c/f2/528cf256c8056d6ccfe51cad8999e26d--color-television-vintage-television.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/169 "2021-10-04T14:50:41Z")
When the local stations started doing mobile live reporting (sometime in the late 50s or early 60s) the camera was referred to as a [creepy-peepy](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/creepy-peepy). Seems appropriate in this context. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/170 "2021-10-04T15:13:09Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I heard they didn’t even have to use the mini-cam-probe thing. They sent over to the local TV station… and dang, the whole thing fit without any lube! - It was all stretched out from the years of his head being jammed in there. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/171 "2021-10-04T16:29:18Z")
The doctors had Cruz, Hawley, and Graham take turns looking up in there. “Just perfect” they said, “Never seen a more bigly, hugly asshole.” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/172 "2021-10-04T16:31:02Z")
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/173 "2021-10-04T16:51:01Z")
One wonders if they did the procedure with Pence and Graham still attached to his buttocks like a pair of remoras. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/174 "2021-10-04T18:04:52Z")
Yeesh. These mental images are _not_ good for my mental health. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/175 "2021-10-04T19:33:26Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > The doctors had Cruz, Hawley, and Graham take turns looking up in there. Instantly, The Three Stooges popped into my head! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/176 "2021-10-04T20:22:08Z")
More likely a letter from a sad and pathetic excuse for a human’s flunky. Recind? Exhonerated? Repudiation? Purporting? I doubt that Trump knows meaning of half the words used in that letter. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/177 "2021-10-04T20:25:04Z")
He even spelled them right! ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/178 "2021-10-04T20:28:50Z")
Thanks dude, there’s now coffee on my keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/179 "2021-10-05T02:27:19Z")
Never drink coffee (or any other beverage) while reading the political Pit threads. ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2021, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/180 "2021-10-05T14:14:03Z")
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