# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 6, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964 "2025-02-06T18:32:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2009 "2025-08-10T15:19:37Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > if he falls, that concrete is gonna hurt more than the grass. > > So an upside after all. Just last year I read an article in _Scientific American_ that said a fifth of the elderly are dead within a year after their first fall. Even if no bones are broken they tend to exercise less and even can become afraid of getting out of bed. When I see my arthritis doc every quarter one of the questions asked in the survey I fill out is _Have you had any falls?_ > [@enipla](#): > > I wonder who ties his shoes? [Already taken care of](https://www.orthofeet.com/pages/hands-free?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=19627277497&gclid=CjwKCAjwhuHEBhBHEiwAZrvdcqmLHpn-xt7jMWGQ4obrGCYpWkG5p85cRjPCufLYjOG4QCJBWxH7ChoCcv0QAvD_BwE). They even have Pain Free Technology in case those bone spurs flare up again. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2010 "2025-08-10T17:01:37Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Trying to find the cite somewhere about Donald’s concern about women’s high heels having a difficult time negotiating the grass. What I read was the root of the problem was the lawn didn’t dry quickly enough after rain and was ‘squishy’ (which, of course, Trump exaggerated). A responsible President would have brought in U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to design an overbuilt, multimillion dollar, drainage system that would have made Thomas Jefferson weep with joy and then restore the Rose Garden to it’s most classic historical state. But instead of a responsible President we have Trump. But we should note Donny’s restraint, there’s no gold fountain with a cherub pissing (one of the true signs that the joint is classy!) in the middle of the concrete eyesore. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2011 "2025-08-10T17:49:41Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > there’s no gold fountain with a cherub pissing (one of the true signs that the joint is classy!) in the middle of the concrete eyesore. Yet… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2012 "2025-08-10T18:30:19Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Yet… The overly large gold cherub pisses his pants. What’s the problem here? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2013 "2025-08-10T18:51:38Z")
It would have be a golden seraphim in stilletos and gartered fishnet stockings pissing onto three cherubim bound in latex. For, you konw, the pinnacle of classical good taste. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2014 "2025-08-10T18:57:10Z")
I’d be surprised if he still pees standing. But then it poses a hazard when his fat ass creates a vacuum seal over the bowl, and if he flushes while still seated it could suck his rectum inside out. Or maybe he just discreetly pees into his diaper all day. “And Quiet flows the Don.” ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2015 "2025-08-10T19:00:07Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > It would have be a golden seraphim in **stilletos and gartered fishnet stockings** pissing onto three cherubim bound in latex. It’s a Fra-gee-lay that means it’s Eye-talian. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2016 "2025-08-10T19:00:11Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I thought it was marble. No, he lost his marbles. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2017 "2025-08-10T19:40:45Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > I’d be surprised if he still pees standing. He probably does that all the time, into his diaper. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2018 "2025-08-10T20:13:20Z")
Eye bleach! Eye bleach! ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2019 "2025-08-10T21:26:18Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Trying to find the cite somewhere about Donald’s concern about women’s high heels having a difficult time negotiating the grass. I remember hearing this (though I don’t have a citation). > [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Using a towel more than once? Does he use a towel at all, though? I’d have thought that Satan’s loving breath would quickly dry all those acres of flesh. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2020 "2025-08-10T21:30:57Z")
Alright you’s, now I’m pondering just how much orange paste runs through the D.C. sewer system. Through no fault of my own. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2021 "2025-08-10T21:35:09Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Trying to find the cite somewhere about Donald’s concern about women’s high heels having a difficult time negotiating the grass. [USA Today](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/08/04/trump-rose-garden-remove-explained/85505648007/) > Trump previously said the change was in part to accommodate women wearing high heels. > > “When we had a press conference, you’d sink into the mud. It was grass and it was very wet, always wet and damp and wet and if it rained it would take three, four, five days to dry out and we couldn’t use it really for the intended purpose,” Trump told reporters on Aug. 3. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2022 "2025-08-10T21:41:19Z")
> we couldn’t use it really for the intended purpose,” Trump told reporters Donny? Wasn’t the Rose Garden’s intended purpose to be a rose garden? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2023 "2025-08-10T21:43:58Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Donny? Wasn’t the Rose Garden’s intended purpose to be a rose garden? No, it was for meetings of the Bund. And the female members wanted to be able to wear their heels. Also, the men who “heighten” (hello Donny!) (Thanks, @Railer13 , for that _USA Today_ citation on the heels.) ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2024 "2025-08-10T21:47:22Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > No, it was for meetings of the Bund. Thanks. I keep forgetting it was Madison that installed it and he insisted it be a square garden. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2025 "2025-08-10T21:50:12Z")
😁 … 🧐 ---
**Author:** ![JacobSwan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@JacobSwan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JacobSwan)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2026 "2025-08-10T22:05:26Z")
I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rose garden. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2027 "2025-08-10T22:09:03Z")
Speaking of pardons, [![](https://i.imgflip.com/4u0ksi.jpg) ](https://i.imgflip.com/4u0ksi.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/2028 "2025-08-10T22:09:19Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I bet he’s gonna put in a McDonalds at the White House. Saw this on Facebook. [![](https://i.imgur.com/4YWo0Vw.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/4YWo0Vw.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964.md?page=102)