# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 6, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964 "2025-02-06T18:32:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 211
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4224 "2026-04-03T13:56:24Z")
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4225 "2026-04-03T23:52:13Z")
The Pentagon held a Good Friday service for employees at the Pentagon chapel. Catholics were excluded. > **[Hegseth Holds Protestant-Only Religious Service at Pentagon](https://www.google.com/share.google?q=e7EXkge3CBJOUp45y)** > > According to a Friday report from HuffPost, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon held a Protestant-only Good Friday service at its in-house chapel, with no Catholic Mass scheduled for one of Christianity’s holiest days. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4226 "2026-04-04T00:10:03Z")
Nitpick: Good Friday is the one day of the year on which no Catholic Mass is said. There is definitely a service. But it’s not a Mass. That does not negate the fact that to hold a Good Friday service and not invite Catholics is absurd but sadly, typical of this so-called administration. They are reverting to the idea that Catholics aren’t really Christians. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4227 "2026-04-04T00:12:33Z")
Neither are they. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4228 "2026-04-04T00:15:04Z")
So they reject all Catholics but are open to Protestants of all flavors? They are willing to sit side by side with the Congregationalists, the Methodists, the Baptists, and even the Lutherans? When do they start to slice and dice the acceptableness? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4229 "2026-04-04T00:53:12Z")
It’s coming. Don’t rush them. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4230 "2026-04-04T12:46:30Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > They are willing to sit side by side with the Congregationalists, the Methodists, the Baptists, and even the Lutherans? When do they start to slice and dice the acceptableness? For some reason, I’m hearing that Emo Philips joke in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4231 "2026-04-04T12:52:09Z")
Not just you. It may continue to become more relevant. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4232 "2026-04-04T14:52:32Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > I’m hearing that Emo Philips joke in my head. For those not in the know. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ANNX_XiuA78/hqdefault.jpg "Emo Philips - Joke on Religion") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX_XiuA78) ---
**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4233 "2026-04-04T19:11:29Z")
I love Emo’s paraprosdokians. Though his thoughts run that way, he must rehearse them a lot. That can be an actual job! ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4234 "2026-04-04T21:02:20Z")
Funny, but it really should be labeled “joke on Christianity” instead of “joke on religion.” (The closest Jewish equivalent is probably the one about the desert island castaway who shows his rescuers the two synagogues he built for himself: “That’s the one I go to…and _that’s_ the one where I wouldn’t be caught dead!”) ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4235 "2026-04-04T22:15:36Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > Funny, but it really should be labeled “joke on Christianity” instead of “joke on religion.” Nope. Schismatic fracturing is indeed a common aspect of many religions, and a lot of them have jokes about it. There’s Gianmarco Soresi’s quip about all the little idiosyncratic Jewish sects being similar to “the way they kept adding more Pokemon after the original 150”, for example. > **[Gianmarco Soresi on Instagram: "I found the sect for me...](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDAOgAeRo4O/)** > > 52K likes, 293 comments - gianmarcosoresi on November 30, 2024: "I found the sect for me ✡️🕎🤣 #jewish #jew #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #religion #judaism #rabbi #funny #joke #crowdwork". And among Muslims there’s even a customized version of the very same Emo Philips joke! _”Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Uloom Ajmer, or Tanzeehi Farhat Jamia ul Noor Mewat?”_ 🤣 > **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=286609791392647&id=100064545618460&http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc3NTM0MDU3OTAwMCwiciI6Imh0dHBzOlwvXC93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbVwvIn0%3D)** ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4236 "2026-04-04T22:41:27Z")
The Judean People’s Front and their arch enemy the People’s Front of Judea would like a word with all of us. We’re all splittists at heart. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4237 "2026-04-05T01:42:42Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Schismatic fracturing is indeed a common aspect of many religions Jewish schisms have their own Wikipedia page! (The one I immediately thought of was orthodox versus reform) > **[Jewish schisms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_schisms)** > > Schisms among the Jews are cultural as well as religious. They have happened as a product of historical accident, geography, and theology. > The Samaritans are an ethnoreligious group of the Levant originating from the Israelites (or Hebrews) of the Ancient Near East. > Ancestrally, Samaritans claim descent from the Tribe of Ephraim and Tribe of Manasseh (two sons of Joseph) as well as from the Levites, who have links to ancient Samaria from the period of their entry into Canaan, while some Orthodo... ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4238 "2026-04-05T04:22:44Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > The Pentagon held a Good Friday service for employees at the Pentagon chapel. > > Catholics were excluded… I hope the Vice President [doesn’t take it personally.](https://www.ncregister.com/news/j-d-vance-s-catholic-journey) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4239 "2026-04-05T11:16:32Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I hope the Vice President [doesn’t take it personally.](https://www.ncregister.com/news/j-d-vance-s-catholic-journey) oops 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4240 "2026-04-05T14:11:35Z")
Trump’s latest post on his website is… “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell. JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.” He made that an hour or so ago. I guess that’s his version of an Easter greeting. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4241 "2026-04-05T14:15:36Z")
Wait, he really said that? I will not go onto ‘Lies Social’ ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4242 "2026-04-05T14:18:14Z")
You can find Donnie’s crap elsewhere. This is BlueSky (the anti-Twitter/X). [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiewjbwn5kut5imflqwt7l2eacsjhaijdb7xw7ylv42yqlghbre2ge) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreiewjbwn5kut5imflqwt7l2eacsjhaijdb7xw7ylv42yqlghbre2ge) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4243 "2026-04-05T14:55:35Z")
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