# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

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**Created:** [February 6, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964 "2025-02-06T18:32:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> A good verse. Humble themselves, turn from their wicked ways.  
> You first, president.

The problem is, when Trump reads it, he thinks the words “my” and “I” refer to _him_

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> If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4425 "2026-04-18T14:06:50Z")

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Ah, good old Two Corinthians.

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Note that he has two Chronicles, while everybody else only gets one.

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Thanks. Whew.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4428 "2026-04-18T15:12:06Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Sorry, please clarify, was this really a bad **dream** , or did ICE really search your house and you woke up in the middle of it?

I think it’s fucking terrifying that you even have to pose this question.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4429 "2026-04-18T18:55:29Z")

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Yeah. Because it definitely might **NOT** have been a dream.  
😩

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Trump will participate in America Reads The Bible by reading the following Old Testament passage from the Oval Office tomorrow:
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> > 2 Chronicles 7:11–22
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> > “If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

In other words, “Do my bidding and I’ll pardon you afterwards”.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
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He’s two Chronicles short of a Narnia.

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Ah, good old Two Corinthians.

The only Corinthians that trump has any knowledge of is the style of columns he wants on his stupid ballroom.

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And the leather on the seats of his car.

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You know, there are so many things to be outraged about when it comes to the Orange Asshole, and I find I have the capacity rage out about all of them.

The goddamn White House is OUR house, fuckface. It’s the PEOPLE’S HOUSE. So why is this goddamn tenant vandalizing OUR house?

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4435 "2026-04-19T13:26:03Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> The goddamn White House is OUR house, fuckface. It’s the PEOPLE’S HOUSE. So why is this goddamn tenant vandalizing OUR house?

I hope he’s alive to see the ridicule as contractors tear out all the plastic gold bullshit ornaments or whatever the fuck they are. I hope he has to watch from prison.

Oh, and ripping his name off of everything he has disgraced. Start with the Kennedy Center. Should be the first order of business.

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Oh and we should make the costs or restoring the White House and everything else he’s soiled very, very public. Emphasize that it’s the public that’s paying for it.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> So why is this goddamn tenant vandalizing OUR house?

For the same reason a dog licks his balls.

Because he can.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
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> [@enipla](#):
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> Oh and we should make the costs or restoring the White House and everything else he’s soiled very, very public. Emphasize that it’s the public that’s paying for it.

But it’s being paid for by donors without taxpayer money so what’s the problem?

OK, Mr. Trump, we’re bulldozing Mara Largo to set up a homeless shelter, but the Catholic Church is footing the bill so you shouldn’t have any objection.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/4439 "2026-04-19T15:51:58Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> But it’s being paid for by donors without taxpayer money so what’s the problem?

I know that’s sarcasm, but what about the East Wing?

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> [@enipla](#):
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> I know that’s sarcasm, but what about the East Wing?

I think that money he raised can be used to build it back, and if it isn’t enough the rest can come out of his pocket.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I think that money he raised

I’ll put money on, that he has not raised a dime.

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Okay, money donated in his name then, regardless of how little personal effort he put into it.

(Read: Bribes.)

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> OK, Mr. Trump, we’re bulldozing Mara Largo to set up a homeless shelter,

Don’t bulldoze it—let the homeless live in it. In his fancy-to-the-max bedroom. Let them use his solid-gold toilet.

That would cause him more pain than merely bulldozing it.

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