# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 6, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964 "2025-02-06T18:32:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 277
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5544 "2026-08-02T19:37:31Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > It’s really pathetic. It’s even worse because they let him openly cheat on top of it. ---
**Author:** ![BrickBat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@BrickBat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrickBat)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5545 "2026-08-02T20:25:40Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Did you ever play a game with a small child where you let them win, just to make them happy? That’s what his victories at his golf tournaments are like. Everyone lets him think he won fair and square. It’s really pathetic. Worse too is that said child then feels the need to engage in the gloating _and_ sore winnerism. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5546 "2026-08-02T23:06:21Z")
There is zero chance that buffoon shot a 70 on a legit course. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5547 "2026-08-03T00:15:17Z")
He lies about everything else. Why not golf? I imagine it works something like this. He writes whatever he wants to on the scorecard and announces he “won” at the end of the game like it’s a foregone conclusion. He laughs and “jokes” the whole time. Meaning belittling and insulting other people while puffing himself up. “Isn’t it amazing I got a hole in one there?” He swung the fucking club like 57 times. His sycophants laugh like it’s the the funniest fucking joke they’ve ever heard because they’re worthless human beings. It’s how he treats everything and everyone. He did it to the country and half of us shrugged and went along with it like everyone in his worthless fucking life. “Masterful play sir! No one’s ever played golf like you sir! I love you sir! Here have a presidency! Hell, have two!!” - Todd Blanche probably ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5548 "2026-08-03T00:20:03Z")
His favorite trick is he’ll be lying four on the green from 10 feet away and say, “that’s a gimme,” and mark it 4. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5549 "2026-08-03T03:33:20Z")
Nice for Trump to give “lie” a second meaning in this game. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5550 "2026-08-03T04:50:31Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > There is zero chance that buffoon shot a 70 on a legit course. Oh, I’m sure that he shot a 70 on a legitimate golf course. A legitimate nine-hole golf course, that is. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5551 "2026-08-03T10:08:44Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > There is zero chance that buffoon shot a 70 on a legit course. Maybe on a nine-hole course. Ninja! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5552 "2026-08-03T10:37:03Z")
Does mini golf count? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5553 "2026-08-03T14:34:02Z")
Or he could try disc golf (frolf!) but that might be a little bit woke for him. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5554 "2026-08-03T14:36:50Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Nice for Trump to give “lie” a second meaning in this game. And he always uses plenty of spin. ---
**Author:** ![moes\_lotion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@moes\_lotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moes_lotion)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5555 "2026-08-04T03:08:34Z")
An artist in British Columbia created a portrait of trump using watercolour paint made with horse manure and exhibited it in a show. It sold on the first day of the show to an anonymous buyer for $1800. > **[Horse manure portrait of Donald Trump becomes unlikely hit at Sooke Fine Arts...](https://cheknews.ca/horse-manure-portrait-of-donald-trump-becomes-unlikely-hit-at-sooke-fine-arts-show-1339704/)** > > The artwork, titled "The Don of Dung," was created by Vancouver Island artist Wendy Chartrand using dried horse manure as its primary medium. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5556 "2026-08-04T03:34:55Z")
Love it! That the, um, material used is so appropriate is just an added bonus. The artist absolutely captured him, ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5557 "2026-08-04T04:50:17Z")
Hope it doesn’t smell. What about a heat wave - would it start to run? Too close to where I reside. eek ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5558 "2026-08-04T08:20:46Z")
Horse manure would probably just dry and crumble. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5559 "2026-08-04T08:49:18Z")
I saw this on YouTube today but don’t know if it’s been posted here or not. Trump’s former bank detected possible money laundering patterns and told them they were closing the several hundred accounts. Trump’s family trust, etc. was able to find a new bank and it all ended well. End of story. Not. The bank hadn’t told anyone the reason , they had a new bank so what was the problem? Trump, being Tump sued the bank. It’s been dismissed twice so far and the bank has filed a motion to dismiss again. No one would have known if he hadn’t have sued the bank. But money laundering is no surprise to anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5560 "2026-08-04T09:01:35Z")
Just to be clear for the peanut gallery, the story isn’t “the bank found evidence of money laundering”, it’s the “patterns” bit. Banks monitor transactions indicative of potential illegal activity and “debank” customers where they believe the risk to be high because the banks themselves face liability (and huge regulatory fines) if they don’t. Banks do this all the time. It’s just that, as you say, usually the clients aren’t stupid enough to announce to the world that they’ve been debanked because they’ve been flagged for representing a high risk of criminal conduct. ---
**Author:** ![icon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c6cbf5/32.png) [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5561 "2026-08-04T10:33:34Z")
I believe this is the story you are looking for: [Capital One says it closed Trump Organization accounts over money-laundering concerns](https://www.npr.org/2026/08/02/g-s1-136834/capital-one-trump-bank-anti-money-laundering) They also sued Morgan Chase, but I don’t know that he was debanked there for money laundering. `//i\\` ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5562 "2026-08-04T11:08:47Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#): > > Love it! That the, um, material used is so appropriate is just an added bonus. Bullshit would have been even more appropriate 😏 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5563 "2026-08-04T18:21:42Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > …No one would have known if he hadn’t have sued the bank… No surprise there, he’s such an idjit: [Streisand effect - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964.md?page=276) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964.md?page=278)