# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 6, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964 "2025-02-06T18:32:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5624 "2026-08-13T02:11:30Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Natalie Harp was transferred to Trump’s plane. Of course she was. The ~~Groom~~ Bride of the Stool must be with him at all times! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5625 "2026-08-13T02:28:14Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > I wonder if they’re having an affair. I wouldn’t put it past him. Morally, no. But I doubt Trump is physically capable of having an affair at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5626 "2026-08-13T02:35:59Z")
There’s all kinds of affairs. Imagine what Trump’s kinks are. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5627 "2026-08-13T05:55:56Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Imagine what Trump’s kinks are. Hard Pass on this this… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5628 "2026-08-13T07:42:32Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > There’s all kinds of affairs. Imagine what Trump’s kinks are. His kink is being constantly told he’s the bestest, smartest, handsomest, bravest, most beloved boy. And that’s pretty much what her job is. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5629 "2026-08-13T22:42:06Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > But I doubt Trump is physically capable of having an affair at this point. In any traditional sense. It’s likely more “servicing” at this point. Also, what @Gyrate said (copious praise. Likely during the ‘servicing’ and at all other times, too). #distasteful ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5630 "2026-08-13T23:01:40Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > His kink is being constantly told he’s the bestest, smartest, handsomest, bravest, most beloved boy. And that’s pretty much what her job is. It takes a village to heap all the praise on Trump that he needs. The three people Trump took with him in the safe plane were Natalie Harp, Walt Nauta, and Dan Scavino. Here are their official job titles. Harp is Special Assistant to the President and Executive Assistant to the President (she has two official jobs and collects a $150,000 salary). Nauta is Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Oval Office Operations ($175,000). Scavino is Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief of Staff ($192,500). What kind of qualifications do you need to have these kind of six-figure positions in Trump’s circle? Nauta was Trump’s valet. Scavino was Trump’s golf caddie. Harp looks a lot like Trump’s daughter. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5631 "2026-08-13T23:18:46Z")
Nauta was facing charges in one of the Trump cases, I don’t remember which one. Probably the documents case. Trump keeping him _this_ close suggests Nauta definitely knows enough to put Trump in jail if he ever testified. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5632 "2026-08-13T23:58:26Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > Nauta was facing charges in one of the Trump cases, I don’t remember which one. Probably the documents case. Yes, he helped hide them. > **[US\_v\_Trump-Nauta\_23-80101.pdf](https://www.justice.gov/storage/US_v_Trump-Nauta_23-80101.pdf)** > > 2.05 MB > **[Nauta's classified records charges remain on appeal, while Trump's dismissed](https://www.guampdn.com/news/nautas-classified-records-charges-remain-on-appeal-while-trumps-dismissed/article_5d447fd8-aba0-11ef-ac3f-3bb8c54aedc3.html)** > > Former Guam resident and White House chef Waltine “Walt” Nauta’s classified documents charges remain on appeal, while that of his boss President-elect Donald J. Trump were dismissed. The DOJ dismissed the charges once Trump was POTUS, of course. > **[Court formally dismisses case against Trump's co-defendants in Mar-a-Lago...](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-documents-case-walt-nauta-carlos-de-oliveira-case-dismissed/)** > > A federal appeals court granted the Justice Department's request to drop the case against two of President Trump's co-defendants in the Mar-a-Lago documents probe. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5633 "2026-08-14T22:19:03Z")
Ordering meals on AF1. [![](https://images.spot.im/image/upload/q_60,fl_lossy,dpr_2,h_100,w_96,c_scale,f_avif/v200/bf3nnt4zeqaznjrzemuv) ](https://images.spot.im/image/upload/q_60,fl_lossy,dpr_2,h_100,w_96,c_scale,f_avif/v200/bf3nnt4zeqaznjrzemuv) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5634 "2026-08-17T13:25:13Z")
Build a stage on a lawn. Put on a concert for people to attend. Tear down stage. Blame vandals for killing the grass. > **[Trump blames vandals for damaged grass in the same spot where he held his big...](https://apnews.com/article/trump-vandalism-claim-world-war-ii-memorial-f37b3fe1daae73d00f4faad29a5df80e?user_email=c670f76b9ea3e4a287eac163aa636c2982b094e37632506fec6dbc1d27c6da2a&utm_medium=Morning_Wire&utm_source=Sailthru_AP&utm_campaign=Morning%20Wire%20Monday%20Aug%2017%2C%202026&utm_term=Morning%20Wire%20Subscribers)** > > President Donald Trump says vandals are to blame for large swaths of dead grass on the National Mall near the World War II Memorial. > Trump made the accusation in a social media post without saying why he believes it’s the work of vandals instead of trampled turf from the Independence Day festivities. He posted a photo showing a once-grassy area by the World War II Memorial, now patchy and brown across much of the sprawling turf. > > “Look what VANDALS did to the grass connecting the vandalized World War II Monument and the vandalized Reflecting Pool, which will be opened again, and better than ever, shortly,” Trump said on his Truth Social platform. > > “Anybody who thinks the Reflecting Pool wasn’t vandalized should go back to Law School!” he added. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5635 "2026-08-17T13:40:34Z")
The local news just said that Trump said he will bomb U.S. ally Oman if they ‘get in the way’ of an Iran deal. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5636 "2026-08-17T13:48:39Z")
With as often and as thoroughly as the US is punching itself in the dick lately, I suppose it was inevitable it had to become numb to all the dick punching eventually ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5637 "2026-08-17T13:50:10Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > “Anybody who thinks the Reflecting Pool wasn’t vandalized should go back to Law School!” he added. I agree. And we know who did it you asshole. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5638 "2026-08-17T14:01:09Z")
Lottapalookas tears up the grass in Grant Park, Chicago every year, and post-show lawn repairs are budgeted in from the beginning. Then again, Trump is an idiot and an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5639 "2026-08-17T14:54:01Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > The local news just said that Trump said he will bomb U.S. ally Oman if they ‘get in the way’ of an Iran deal. > **[Donald Trump threatens to bomb Oman if it ‘gets in the way’ of ending Iran war](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/17/donald-trump-threatens-bomb-oman)** > > President issues threat to ‘bomb the shit out of them’ after previously threatening Gulf ally in May > Donald Trump has again threatened to bomb Oman if it “gets in the way” of his effort to end the US-Israel war on Iran. > > “If Oman gets in the way, we’ll bomb the shit out of them,” Trump [told Fox News](https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/us-iran-war-news-trump-israel-hormuz-august-17#post-95c603d) on Monday, the second time he has directed such a threat at Muscat, a longtime US strategic partner that has traditionally served as a key backchannel between Washington and Tehran. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5640 "2026-08-17T16:41:35Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Lottapalookas tears up the grass in Grant Park, Chicago every year, and post-show lawn repairs are budgeted in from the beginning. Then again, Trump is an idiot and an asshole. I think the same thing is true of the Great Lawn in Central Park in New York. After concerts and other events, it’s understood that the lawn will need to be restored. Simon and Garfunkel, for example, performed for half a million people. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5641 "2026-08-17T16:49:29Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Lottapalookas tears up the grass in Grant Park, Chicago every year, and post-show lawn repairs are budgeted in from the beginning. Then again, Trump is an idiot and an asshole. What? Are you saying they half-assed it? That almost _never_ happens! ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5642 "2026-08-17T17:18:18Z")
I mean, it’s not like it’s an unsolved problem. NFL fields with natural grass don’t get torn up through a whole season…oh, right, they do, even with only several dozen people tramping up and down it a few times a year. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/5643 "2026-08-17T17:28:47Z")
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