# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 6, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964 "2025-02-06T18:32:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1789 "2025-07-21T03:19:12Z")
How can this go another three years and not reach our own [“I am the Emperor and I want dumplings!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_I_of_Austria) conclusion? ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1790 "2025-07-21T03:22:30Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#): > > So just exactly how would Dumb Donnie feck up the stadium deal? Or I should say, in normal times, with a normal president, what power would one use to intervene in a private deal? Does the fed fund it in anyway? Or, is it more likely that he’s threatening to buy off whoever the person is that has influence on these things? > Feck, every time he makes one of his ridiculous demands I think ’ this isn’t under the Fed’s purview’ and next thing you know, McDonald’s golden arches are literally gold and we’re all saying the pledge of Allegiance at work every day. > **[Commanders and Washington agree to a deal to build at RFK Stadium site, a...](https://apnews.com/article/washington-commanders-stadium-3bda9804a246219f28e9a2d2206bb492)** > > Mayor Muriel Bowser says the District of Columbia and the Commanders reached an agreement to construct a new home for the football team in the city. If I read this correctly, the deal is between the Commanders and the city of Washington. If so, the US Government would have a say in the matter. Washington doesn’t really have self government. On the other hand if it is derailed, I think it would be a good thing. I am not a fan of publicly financed sports stadiums. You think Trump would accidentally do something good while trying to be evil? He’s just enough of a screw-up to do that. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1791 "2025-07-21T03:23:48Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > They already had the Cleveland Spiders. Oh I know. I was disappointed that they didn’t go with that name. Then again, that team has the record for the worst season in MLB history. So maybe it’s good to avoid it. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1792 "2025-07-21T08:20:42Z")
I was just watching an old YewTube vid about Obama’s funny quips. And my GOSH, he was funny, self-deprecating and witty as fuck. Of course, I tried to find a similar time that FuckFace had been actually funny, witty or self-deprecating. Squirrels. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1793 "2025-07-21T10:34:13Z")
I have only once found a Trump joke to be funny. During his first term, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un promised the US a big surprise over the coming weekend. Trump said, “Maybe it’s one of those surprises where he gets me a nice vase instead of a missile test. You never know.” I thought that was funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1794 "2025-07-21T11:57:18Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > They could call the team the Cleveland Crickets. I’m hoping they rename them the Cleveland Epsteins, but it seems like a long shot. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1795 "2025-07-21T14:42:46Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > I have only once found a Trump joke to be funny. In his first campaign he made a joke that was actually funny. Of course, it was at Melania’s expense, and was undoubtedly written for him, but still… ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1796 "2025-07-21T14:58:06Z")
Nah, when he told that 7yo kid that belief in Santa was ‘marginal’, that may have been the funniest a US President has _ever_ been. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1797 "2025-07-21T16:34:01Z")
I think his best joke was when he signed that youngster’s maga hat and then tossed it into the crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1798 "2025-07-21T17:20:25Z")
Like ya do. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1799 "2025-07-21T18:55:46Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I think his best joke was when he signed that youngster’s maga hat and then tossed it into the crowd. “Good luck finding **that** you little shit.” ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1800 "2025-07-21T23:13:31Z")
> [@Superdude quoting ESPN](#): > > President Donald Trump is threatening to hold up a new deal for Washington’s NFL team if it does not restore its old name of the Redskins, which is considered offensive to Native Americans. Is there a sudden shortage of cities pining to host an NFL team? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1801 "2025-07-21T23:25:37Z")
Ones encompassing major metropolitan areas that don’t already have their own teams? Yeah, kinda, actually ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1802 "2025-07-21T23:59:45Z")
In his rant about the Guardians and the Commanders, President POS referred to Cleveland as: > [@](#): > > …one of the six original baseball teams… A sports question perhaps, but does anyone know what he’s talking about? I am a baseball fan, and I have no idea. Wiki says the Cleveland franchise goes back to 1896 (in Columbus OH), but several National League clubs are older. Is he confusing this with hockey’s original six? ---
**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1803 "2025-07-22T00:03:04Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > Is he confusing this with hockey’s original six? Yes, that is exactly what happened. Cleveland is one of the founding member of the American League, but there were originally eight teams in the AL, not six. It would be hilarious if the Guardians declared they were reverting to their original mascot and, in the next game, came out wearing Cleveland Naps throwbacks. The mascot could be a cartoon of Nap Lajoie. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1804 "2025-07-22T00:05:27Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > several National League clubs are older The National League was founded in 1876 with eight teams, none of which were Cleveland. And there were also eight teams in the American League when it was founded in 1901, one of which was Cleveland. And now I see I’ve been ninja’d by @SwissMan. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1805 "2025-07-22T00:12:12Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > Is he confusing this with hockey’s original six? You could pretty much start any sentence with “Is he confusing this with…[_fill in the blank_]” and take it anywhere you want to go. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1806 "2025-07-22T00:33:27Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Ones encompassing major metropolitan areas that don’t already have their own teams? St. Louis is lacking a football team and KS and MO are fighting over the Chiefs. Kansas City Chiefs VS St. Louis Redskins has a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1807 "2025-07-22T00:51:29Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#): > > Is he confusing this with hockey’s original six? Yep. Just don’t tell him that two of hockey’s Original Six are Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1808 "2025-07-22T01:32:11Z")
And, since we all know that, for everything Trump tweets, there’s an embarrassing tweet contradicting it: [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwZWyAWXwAAMjQu.jpg:large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwZWyAWXwAAMjQu.jpg:large) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964.md?page=91)