# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

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**Created:** [February 6, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964 "2025-02-06T18:32:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1849 "2025-07-23T23:32:52Z")

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If they had named it after Dear Leader Himself, that would be stupid but totally on brand.

But this … it’s stupid and inexplicable. Trump must have done something to piss her off more than usual and this is what he’s doing instead of sending flowers.

We are cursed with simultaneously the worst president ever and the worst First Lady. Boggles the mind. Her only redeeming quality is that she doesn’t seem to like him any more than we do.

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You just _know_ what regular people will be calling it. “_Hey, I have tickets, you want to go see a show at The Ho?_”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
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🤣 Ba-da-_bing!_

Good one.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Her only redeeming quality is that she doesn’t seem to like him any more than we do.

Maybe this was part of the pre-up re-negotiations she made to agree to actually stay at the White House with him.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1853 "2025-07-24T03:16:04Z")

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I wasn’t sure which of the many Trump threads to put this in, but this one works. Apparently Trump did approve disaster aid for West (by god) Virginia. I wonder what the difference is?

> **[Trump admin. denies disaster assistance after Western Maryland floods](https://www.wbaltv.com/article/trump-denies-assistance-western-maryland-floods-appeal/65492892)**
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> The Trump administration denied a request for disaster assistance for Western Maryland after floods caused damage across the region.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
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Here’s something to piss us all off:

> **[Quebec man warning Canadian boaters after he was detained by U.S. Coast...](https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/quebec-man-warning-canadian-boaters-after-he-was-detained-by-us-coast-guard-put-in-jail-cell/)**
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> A Quebec man says he is outraged after the U.S. Coast Guard accused him of fishing in American waters and then arrested him before putting him in a jail cell for nearly two hours.

Briefly, he was fishing in Canadian waters when a US Coast Guard boat claimed he was in American waters. He said he was not, but the Americans didn’t care. Basically, they pushed his boat to the point where it capsized, they picked him up, put him in handcuffs, and in a US jail cell for two hours.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1855 "2025-07-24T12:35:44Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> You just _know_ what regular people will be calling it. “_Hey, I have tickets, you want to go see a show at The Ho?_”

On the one hand I’m not a fan of gratuitous misogynist insults.

On the other hand, I would still laugh at this.

ETA: Maybe they should call it the Rosebud.

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Plus then you can have the following conversation in rhyme.  
“Show at The Ho?”  
“No.”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1857 "2025-07-24T13:04:28Z")

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The **capsized** his boat! The whole thing was outrageous, but that was going way, way too far just for spite and meanness.  
😡

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> The whole thing was outrageous,

I don’t know maritime law, but if this occured in Canadian waters, surely this unprovoked attack on an innocent Canadian citizen, peacefully fishing within his country’s territorial waters is nothing less than piracy?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1859 "2025-07-24T14:54:12Z")

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OMG. Yesterday I learned _South Park_ is still a going concern, today I find out they did this:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Afetnw70S04/maxresdefault.jpg "The PSA contains synthetic media") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afetnw70S04)

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1860 "2025-07-24T15:08:54Z")

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The episode starts out with Cartman being pissed that Trump canceled NPR. Because, explaining to Kenny what NPR is, it’s “the funniest show ever where all the lesbians and Jews complain about stuff!”

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Yesterday I learned _South Park_ is still a going concern, today I find out they did this:

That was so fucked up but perfect.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Maybe they should call it the Rosebud

there are some things we just do not want in our heads

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1863 "2025-07-24T16:02:45Z")

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Love it. 😁 but seriously too much information.

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> there are some things we just do not want in our heads

The kids call that maneuver “Q-Tipping”.

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> > [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > The whole thing was outrageous,
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> I don’t know maritime law, but if this occured in Canadian waters, surely this unprovoked attack on an innocent Canadian citizen, peacefully fishing within his country’s territorial waters is nothing less than piracy?

'Zackly.

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**Summon the ambassador**. Give him a complete dressing down, use big words he cannot convey intelligibility to Dump - all politely of course.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
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Why can’t we ever get the President that we both [want and deserve](https://tinyurl.com/2286xst5)?

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I’m glad Parker and Stone are doing this, especially as they are a major influence on the totally gettable dudebro cohort, which we now understand to be an important constituency.

Though frankly, I think they were a little too all-in on both-siderism in 2016 with their repeated hammering of the ‘giant douche vs turd sandwich’ bit.

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