# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 2)

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**Created:** [February 6, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964 "2025-02-06T18:32:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> I’m the type who would’ve barnstormed into the office of whatever flunkie who arranged the picture hanging and unloaded a good helping of WTF.

That flunky is probably some political appointee working at the HHS headquarters so it will be ba bit of a commute to storm it. Objectively, there is nothing wrong with its being there. In all the years I’ve been here the portrait of whomever is president is displayed, but that doesn’t stop it from pissing me off every time i see it

> [@enipla](#):
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> Is there any way you could surreptitiously make that portrait smell really really bad? There are cameras everywhere I’m sure though. But maybe you could clean it, and your bottle of Windex is slightly ‘off’.

Not without a mission impossible soundtrack. Its about 10 feet off the ground in right across from a security desk that is manned 24 hours.

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1950 "2025-08-05T03:41:15Z")

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In 1999, when Trump was in his 50s, he said daughter Ivanka made him “swear to her that he would never date a girl younger than her.”"

Ivanka was 17 then.

> **[Listen to Donald Trump recount how his 17-year-old daughter made him 'swear'...](https://theweek.com/speedreads/652309/listen-donald-trump-recount-how-17yearold-daughter-made-swear-not-date-someone-younger-than)**
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“Dating” involves a social interaction. The thing he was allegedly doing on Jeffreyland was molestive schtupping, with little to none of the socialization that dating normally includes.

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> In 1999, when Trump was in his 50s, he said daughter Ivanka made him “swear to her that he would never date a girl younger than her.”"
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> Ivanka was 17 then.

And Trump probably had his fingers crossed behind his back while thinking “fucking isn’t dating”.

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> > [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> > In 1999, when Trump was in his 50s, he said daughter lvanka made him “swear to her that he would never date a girl younger than her.”"
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> > Ivanka was 17 then.
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> And Trump probably had his fingers crossed behind his back while thinking “fucking isn’t dating”.

What’s a “swear” from the America-hating fuckstick ever been worth?

(Anyway she probably meant _anyone born after 1981_)

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
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Trump’s comments on Texas’s gerrymandering plan follow this chain of logic:

Texas has a great governor.

Trump won Texas and got a whole lot of votes.

Ergo, republicans are “entitled” to 5 more seats in Congress. 😡

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-2/1013964/1955 "2025-08-05T17:28:39Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> this chain of logic

I’m not gonna go down that rabbit hole. Trump \<\> logic. Never has, never will.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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If you were able to just read Trump’s surface thoughts (not a deep mind-reading or anything), you’d probably never stop hearing the word “me” echoing over and over again, while some other stray confused and incomplete thought would occasionally pop out now and then.

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Somewhat like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Fuxkinhug)?

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Probably somewhat, except instead of being terrified by it, it reinforces his insecure megalomania.

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🎶All through the day  
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine  
All through the night  
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine  
Now they’re frightened of leaving it  
Everyone’s weaving it  
Going on strong all the time  
All through the day I me mine 🎶  
–[George Harrison](https://youtu.be/seqaTuXkqFI)

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> If you were able to just read Trump’s surface thoughts (not a deep mind-reading or anything)

If you could read minds, it would be inadvisable to delve into the depths of Felon-ONE’s mind. The vast, dessicating emptiness would be worse than the Total Reality Vortex on Frogstar World B, and you would find yourself clinging for relief to the first terrified 13-year-old girl you find in there.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
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So after the _South Park_ season premiere prompted this response:

[![](https://preview.redd.it/so-irrelevant-that-it-s-been-on-the-air-for-almost-30-years-v0-n7p3m701noff1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a51200464054643adf42716f776c4386671b0548) ](https://preview.redd.it/so-irrelevant-that-it-s-been-on-the-air-for-almost-30-years-v0-n7p3m701noff1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a51200464054643adf42716f776c4386671b0548)

the administration decided to get in on the action, with ICE promoting the upcoming episode because one of the characters (Mister Mackey) loses his job and joins ICE.

Trey and Matt weren’t having it:

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gxn134VXIAA5d5a?format=jpg&name=large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gxn134VXIAA5d5a?format=jpg&name=large)

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
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> [@Superdude](#):
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> promoting the upcoming episode because one of the characters (Mister Mackey) loses his job and joins ICE.

I haven’t watched that show in decades but if feel quite confident making the claim that that career change on his part is not portrayed as a good thing.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
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Well, here is an unfortunate “error”

> **[Congress Just Deleted Habeas Corpus From The Constitution On Its Website -...](https://abovethelaw.com/2025/08/congress-just-deleted-habeas-corpus-from-the-constitution-on-its-website/)**
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> Congress.gov keeps an annotated copy of the Constitution. They have deleted Article I, Section 9.

In addition to the _habeas corpus_ part, here are a few other nuisance parts in section 9:

_No bill of attainder or ex post facto law shall be passed._

_No preference shall be given by any regulation of commerce or revenue to the ports of one State over those of another_ …

_No money shall be drawn from the treasury, but in consequence of appropriations made by law; and a regular statement and account of the receipts and expenditures of all public money shall be published from time to time._

_ **No title of nobility** shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign State._

That last one is especially vexing to the Pedophile.

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> And no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.

Unless they’re referring to something that happened in his pants, I have no idea what they’re talking about.

Deeply impressed that the orange asshole has a media team that makes social media posts that sound like really, really mad, emo middle-schoolers.

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There’s a thread on this:

> [@Library of Congress has started amending the Constitution](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-of-congress-has-started-amending-the-constitution/1021772):
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> Article I, sections 9 and 10 have been deleted from the Constitution on the US Library of Congress webpage. Probably because they’re outdated. No one needs to know about them. I mean, habeas corpus, bills of attainder, limits on state powers; those are all pretty obscure, right? [https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/](https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/) Some rabble-rousing private org, the National Constitution Center, still has those sections in its version. Must not have got the visit yet from the Library of Congres…

It IS hard to keep up, I know…

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The Trump administration has announced that it will deny retirement benefits to all transgender members of the Air Force who are being involuntarily forced to retire due to their cruel policies that were sanctioned by the Supreme Court.

> **[US Air Force to deny retirement pay to transgender service members being...](https://apnews.com/article/air-force-transgender-no-early-retirement-e6a4da806f2cc2bdc05f49438cbd26fd)**
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> The U.S. Air Force has decided to deny early retirement options for transgender service members with 15 to 18 years of service.

I hate him I hate him **I hate him…**

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Does Donnie even laughingly provide a legal basis for this?

I know…I know…

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Though his policies, Trump has just indirectly commited murder.

[ICE detainee Chaofeng Ge found hanging in Moshannon shower room](https://www.inquirer.com/news/ice-detention-suicide-immigration-moshannon-20250807.html)

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