# How hot is it? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2019, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801 "2019-07-09T21:38:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/1 "2019-07-09T21:38:28Z")
It is so hot that my dog was chasing a squirrel, and they both had their eyes closed. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/2 "2019-07-09T21:42:55Z")
I just saw two trees fighting over a dog. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/3 "2019-07-09T21:49:07Z")
I poured boiling water on myself just to cool off. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/4 "2019-07-09T22:10:47Z")
I opened the door to take the dogs out and singed my eyebrows. ---
**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/5 "2019-07-09T22:14:08Z")
It’s so hot… the priests are defrocking _ **themselves** _! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/6 "2019-07-09T22:20:28Z")
…I broke out my ice cube boxers. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/7 "2019-07-10T01:04:16Z")
It’s so hot the camels are going back to the Sahara. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/8 "2019-07-10T03:19:09Z")
[![](https://morbotron.com/meme/S05E01/54854.jpg?b64lines=IEl0J3Mgc28gaG90LCBJIHBvdXJlZAogTWNEb25hbGQncyBjb2ZmZWUgaW4KIG15IGxhcCB0byBjb29sIG9mZi4gKAogY2h1Y2tsaW5nICkgSm9obm55CiBDYXJzb24gc2FpZCBpdC4=) ](https://morbotron.com/meme/S05E01/54854.jpg?b64lines=IEl0J3Mgc28gaG90LCBJIHBvdXJlZAogTWNEb25hbGQncyBjb2ZmZWUgaW4KIG15IGxhcCB0byBjb29sIG9mZi4gKAogY2h1Y2tsaW5nICkgSm9obm55CiBDYXJzb24gc2FpZCBpdC4=) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/9 "2019-07-10T03:22:29Z")
It’s so hot that when I started telling a “Yo mama’s so fat joke,” by the punchline she was down to a size 2. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/10 "2019-07-10T03:30:54Z")
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel pick up his nuts with a potholder. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/11 "2019-07-10T09:17:02Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > It’s so hot I saw a squirrel pick up his nuts with a potholder. Someone needs to make tiny jockstraps. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/12 "2019-07-10T12:38:09Z")
It’s hotter `an 6 cowboys ropin’ calves! ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/13 "2019-07-10T14:11:41Z")
…I saw a cow lying on its back, giving itself a shower ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/14 "2019-07-10T20:23:30Z")
I this this woman has the definitive answer. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/a6tKJvWWDP4/maxresdefault.jpg "It's hot as hell!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/15 "2019-07-11T15:02:56Z")
It’s so hot that my heart melted. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/16 "2019-07-11T16:02:14Z")
It was so hot, I saw a raccoon boiling a robin in a birdbath. It was so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat… and they were both on fire. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-hot-is-it/836801/17 "2019-07-11T16:04:34Z")
There’s this crunchy hippy organic farmer plowing his field with a plow pulled by a donkey. Next to his field is a field of corn. It was so hot, the corn started popping. As it popped, it flew into the air and fell down onto the donkey. The donkey thought it was snowing, and laid down and froze to death! Now _that’s_ hot!