# "How I Met Your Mother" \[final season\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 24, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560 "2013-09-24T03:06:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/101 "2013-10-16T20:16:33Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Because at one point in the series, Ted mentioned that he went as a hanging chad every single year after first meeting Slutty Pumpkin in the hopes of running into her again.

I thought of that too, but the statement that he always dressed as the hanging chad was before Lily and Marshall’s wedding, so that’s okay.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/102 "2013-10-16T20:34:32Z")

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> [@Andy\_L](#):
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> I thought of that too, but the statement that he always dressed as the hanging chad was before Lily and Marshall’s wedding, so that’s okay.

Ok, good to know. Thanks for remembering for us!

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/103 "2013-10-18T14:38:00Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> And Barney’s telling his mom and brother that he’s going to stop seeing them was ultra-creepy.

Late response - but that is pretty much Barney: everything to excess and generally the emotional outlook of a child. At first he was just telling James that he was going to side with Robin on the ring - but then he carried it to the legendarily awesome conclusion that Robin is the only family he needs.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/104 "2013-10-19T15:57:15Z")

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You people are monsters. This season has been fantastic. Some might say legend…

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/105 "2013-10-20T01:09:39Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> You people are monsters. This season has been fantastic. Some might say legend…

…ary

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/106 "2013-10-20T02:55:37Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> You people are monsters. This season has been fantastic. Some might say legend…

(insert “Wait For It” here)

> [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> …ary

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/107 "2013-10-22T19:40:07Z")

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She has chosen - Wesley.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/108 "2013-10-22T19:50:38Z")

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Barnmellow and Robinpad. 😛

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/109 "2013-11-05T22:29:09Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Ooh! You reminded me of Prediction#3! \*\* The purpose of the visit one year later that we saw the flashback from? The proposal, of course!\*\* (Not the wedding, she seems too uncertain.)
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> At a minimum, PT&ALady has some more Deus Machina work to do. If not as Nanny, then she comes up with the solution to the Italy/Judgeship dilemma.

Nailed it.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/110 "2013-11-06T13:10:48Z")

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In the nitpickiest of nitpicks, I’m pretty sure Ted said the proposal was _two_ years down the line. 🙂

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/111 "2013-11-06T18:42:04Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> In the nitpickiest of nitpicks, I’m pretty sure Ted said the proposal was _two_ years down the line. 🙂

Drat! You’re right.

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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/112 "2013-11-07T02:16:37Z")

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I never much liked Ted, but the last few seasons have made him somehow even more awful (along with everyone else sliding down the very slippery slope to unwatchable). When he proposed, I was rooting for her to say no. Her goo goo eyes at him, her enthusiasm towards him? I just can’t see it based on what a whiny loser Ted’s been. And because of how this season is being done, it doesn’t seem like we will see the Ted that she will see.

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/113 "2013-11-07T02:51:24Z")

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We _did_ have narrator-Ted talking about how she hit the proverbial reset button on his love life. Maybe the writers will be able to get away with Ted quickly becoming more happy and pleasant, once he’s in a good relationship. I doubt that the writers were clever enough, though, to intentionally make Ted get gradually more awful over the years (and drag his friends down with him), and then snap back.

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**Author:** ![Rucksinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/898d66/32.png) [@Rucksinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rucksinator)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/114 "2013-11-08T00:13:45Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> In the nitpickiest of nitpicks, I’m pretty sure Ted said the proposal was _two_ years down the line. 🙂

Which means, if my math is correct, that, unless they left a baby girl at the bottom of the lighthouse, their daughter is at most 14 in 2030. Now I feel like a perv.

Can somebody please explain the joke where Ted’s mom’s boyfriend (it wasn’t his dad, was it?) yells “I will not go back to coaching the Browns!” I don’t follow the NFL much.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/115 "2013-11-08T13:28:42Z")

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> [@Rucksinator](#):
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> Which means, if my math is correct, that, unless they left a baby girl at the bottom of the lighthouse, their daughter is at most 14 in 2030.

She’s a baby at the 2015 Watching Of The Star Wars … so she might be at least 15. 🙂

But now the timeline is screwed … if Ted and Mother meet in May 2013 and he proposes two years later … dammit show, why you make me think so hard? Meh. Ted is, at best, an unreliable narrator. I’ll give him six months’ leeway here and there and stop thinking about it.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/116 "2013-11-08T19:20:39Z")

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> [@Rucksinator](#):
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> Which means, if my math is correct, that, unless they left a baby girl at the bottom of the lighthouse, their daughter is at most 14 in 2030. Now I feel like a perv.
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> Can somebody please explain the joke where Ted’s mom’s boyfriend (it wasn’t his dad, was it?) yells “I will not go back to coaching the Browns!” I don’t follow the NFL much.

There are a couple of possible explanations; that it was just a random thing to throw in there, that Cleveland is so rinky-dink that any old guy could coach the Browns, that he smokes a lot of drugs and he only thinks he coaches the Browns. Oh, I guess it’s possible that in the show he actually _does_ coach the Browns. 🙂

The guy is Ted’s step-dad, by the way - Ted had a hard time with the wedding a while ago.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/117 "2013-11-08T19:37:41Z")

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FYI, [CBS is considering a spinoff](http://www.deadline.com/2013/10/cbs-how-i-met-your-mother-spinoff/); _How I Met Your Father_.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/118 "2013-11-12T01:54:52Z")

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I really enjoying this season, which is something of a surprise (I had my doubts about the concept for this season). I’ve been struck by how much “The Mother” sounds and acts like Lily, which fits into my long-standing notion that Ted has strong feelings for Lily (not that he’d ever act on them, but I think he’s idealized the Marshall-Lily relationship as what he wants from life (note that he started his search for a wife immediately after Marshall and Lily got engaged), and so naturally seeks someone like Lily for himself).

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/119 "2013-11-12T04:11:40Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> FYI, [CBS is considering a spinoff](http://www.deadline.com/2013/10/cbs-how-i-met-your-mother-spinoff/); _How I Met Your Father_.

Well at least if that get’s cancelled on short notice they can always tack on a scene at the with the lead actress waking up after a drunken one night stand.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-final-season/669560/120 "2013-11-12T04:50:36Z")

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> [@Andy\_L](#):
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> I really enjoying this season, which is something of a surprise (I had my doubts about the concept for this season).

Its certainly been better then last season. And I think this is one of the best episodes in a long time.

I think having a definite end in sight is making the writing a lot better.

> [@dewey](#):
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> FYI, CBS is considering a spinoff; How I Met Your Father.

Ah, when I saw the title I was kinda hoping the idea was to have The Mother from the current season star in her own show, which would rewind the clock several years and feature her and her own group of friends as she moved towards her meeting Ted.

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