# How I Met Your Mother - Who's getting married???

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 16, 2011, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498 "2011-09-16T08:22:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/41 "2011-09-20T12:59:37Z")

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I like Victoria, but I hope she and Ted don’t get back together in a serious relationship, since we know it won’t last.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/42 "2011-09-20T13:18:28Z")

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Is it just me or is the most anoying character in the show Ted - Ironic really as its all about him…

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/43 "2011-09-20T14:02:34Z")

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It’s not just you.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/44 "2011-09-20T14:04:55Z")

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😃 yeh 😃

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/45 "2011-09-20T14:20:45Z")

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I only watched HIMYM sporadically during season one, which was years ago anyway, so I’d forgotten the pastry chef woman was named Victoria. I am, however, a fan of The Kinks, so throughout the episode I was thinking “I wonder why they keep playing the music from ‘Victoria’. Seems like an odd choice. But hey, it’s The Kinks, so great!” If I’d remembered her name I would have realized right away Victoria would be returning!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/46 "2011-09-20T15:59:25Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> I like Victoria, but I hope she and Ted don’t get back together in a serious relationship, since we know it won’t last.

Meh. Victoria is just an appetizer to keep Ted involved in relationship hell while the producers work through the Barney-Robin-Nora triangle and get Lily’s pregnancy out of the way, so she can fit into the dress she wears at Barney’s wedding. The show’s been signed for two seasons, so they have to fill 44 episodes.

At this point the mother is nothing more than a framing device that holds the storyline together. In terms of the storyline, it really doesn’t make any difference if we don’t meet the mother until the final scene of the final episode when Ted finally says, “And that, kids, is the story of how I met your mother.”

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/47 "2011-09-20T16:26:54Z")

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I haven’t liked a single one of Ted’s girlfriends and Victoria definitely tops the list. She’s got crazy eyes or something. Maybe if I saw the actress in something else…

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/48 "2011-09-20T16:57:28Z")

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> [@Hogfather65](#):
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> Is it just me or is the most anoying character in the show Ted - Ironic really as its all about him…

That’s seems to happen a lot with ensemble casts. The “main” character is the usually the least compelling.

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**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/49 "2011-09-20T17:58:42Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> I haven’t liked a single one of Ted’s girlfriends and Victoria definitely tops the list. She’s got crazy eyes or something. Maybe if I saw the actress in something else…

I like her on HIMYM, but not on Warehouse 13, though she was kinda badass…

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/50 "2011-09-20T18:59:07Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> I haven’t liked a single one of Ted’s girlfriends and Victoria definitely tops the list. She’s got crazy eyes or something. Maybe if I saw the actress in something else…

It’s kind of funny, she used to be on “Good Morning Miami” (a horrible show except for Jere Burns) and she looked completely different. She was the standard cute skinny actress type, not your more normal-bodied like she has been on HIMYM.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Clawdio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d07c76/32.png) [@Clawdio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clawdio)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/51 "2011-09-20T19:22:10Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> I haven’t liked a single one of Ted’s girlfriends and Victoria definitely tops the list. She’s got crazy eyes or something. Maybe if I saw the actress in something else…

I don’t care for your tone… 😉

I can’t really explain why, but i think she is stunning… oddly enough i think its her eyes that i like

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/52 "2011-09-20T22:22:07Z")

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I’ve thought all along it was Robin and last night’s episode convinced me. When the bride asked to see Ted - Robin is going to have almost the exact same panicked conversation as Barney did.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/53 "2011-09-20T22:31:12Z")

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> [@Clawdio](#):
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> I don’t care for your tone… 😉
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> I can’t really explain why, but i think she is stunning… oddly enough i think its her eyes that i like

Maybe you missed the glowing hypnodiscs when the camera was looking at her straight on.

“The eyes are the windows to the skull, my friend.”

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/54 "2011-09-21T00:12:06Z")

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At Punchy’s wedding, Punchy’s father leap up to defend his son (after the father-in-law got nasty). Didn’t we hear Punchy talking about his father’s death last season (or was that a very brief flashforward)?

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/55 "2011-09-21T09:00:14Z")

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Easter Egg from the Have You Met Ted blog - Finn translations of the weepy Mosby YouTube page:

Shmosby tarjoaa jälleen: Shmosby is catering it again.

Kun vauvani itkee, annan hänet vaimolleni, jolle kerron, että vauva vetää Mosbya: When my baby is crying I will hand him/her over to my wife telling her that the baby is doing the Mosby.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/56 "2011-09-21T15:52:08Z")

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Did you catch the viewing counts on Shmosby’s sobbing videos, too? I think one was at 4.5 million, then the next one was at 5.5 million. 😃

I have figured out who is marrying Barney! It’s quite simple, really - it’s Robin, because no other woman would put up with him.

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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/57 "2011-09-21T17:00:57Z")

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How about another poll on how long it’ll be before Barney’s bride-to-be is revealed? 🙂

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/58 "2011-09-21T18:59:03Z")

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We’ll find out at the end of the season. Maybe. For Barney to recite all of his lies to Nora makes me want to believe she’s the one.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/59 "2011-09-21T19:41:38Z")

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The one - crap - anyone is the one - how many for ted - Stella and his wife… and…and.

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**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-met-your-mother-whos-getting-married/596498/60 "2011-09-22T16:32:45Z")

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I think it will be Robin for the same reasons that \*\*bouv \*\*and \*\*enalzi \*\*laid out. Also, I just don’t see either as the type of person who really wants to settle down (i.e. book club, wine and cheese tasting, house, baby, 30 year fixed mortgage). I think their idea of a long term committed relationship is to be with someone who they can go out into the world and be awesome with 24/7.

Nora, on the other hand, struck me as a bit more traditional. In fact one of the big wedges that drove them apart was that she wanted him to meet her parents.

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