# How I sent elephant sh\*t to Ajit Pai **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 19, 2017, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838 "2017-12-19T04:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mackerel\_Slap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Mackerel\_Slap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mackerel_Slap)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/1 "2017-12-19T04:10:27Z")
If you guys don’t know who Ajit Pai is, he’s the FCC chairman who repealed net neutrality. If you don’t know what net neutrality you should look it up as it will effect everyone and everything connected to the internet. That aside this is how I got my revenge on Ajit Pai. It’s quite obvious how much disdain everyone has a Ajit Pai myself included. He is taking away one of things I love most in the world, I couldn’t Just stand and watch it happen, so I decide to get revenge. How you may ask? Well I did what any rational man does when there is destroying something he loves. I sent a box to his house which had a giant pile of elephant sht to his house. I can only imagine him getting a box and opening it just to find a giant pile of feces. I got my revenge, which is wonderful but it made me think. What if everyone In this forum were to also sent a box of sht to him. So get some sh\*t and send it to Ajit Pai.doing this will show Ajait Pai what happens when you take away our internet, and get your revenge. Note: In my eyes sending poop to someone is a way to voice my opinion which is protected as my right of free speech. However if you do decide to do this please don’t show your discontent by escalating this to anything illegal. As there is a narrow line between voicing your opinion, and doing something that could be against the law. P.S. I read the rules and this post didn’t seem to break any rules, but I’m still quite new to this forum, so if this post breaks any rules please let me know and I will delete it immediately. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/2 "2017-12-19T04:13:47Z")
APPLE PIE BITES 1 tube Crescent rolls 1 Slice apple per triangle Sprinkle with cinnamon & sugar Roll up & Bake for 11-13 minutes at 350 degrees. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/3 "2017-12-19T04:14:52Z")
“Someone has sent me a bowel movement!” p.s. OP, do you work at a zoo? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/4 "2017-12-19T04:16:54Z")
Where does one get elephant shit from? I’m scared to google because I’m sure I’ll find it. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/5 "2017-12-19T04:19:43Z")
Next up: Ajit Pai subscribes and posts to the “weirdest unsolicited mail” thread. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/6 "2017-12-19T04:22:10Z")
Don’t send animal feces through the U.S. mail, please (small amounts, properly labeled as lab specimens, may be sent to labs). Sending it by courier? I don’t give a shit (heh). Using FedEx or UPS? Be aware that they often contract for last-mile delivery by the USPS, so probably not a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/7 "2017-12-19T04:24:54Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Where does one get elephant shit from? I’m scared to google because I’m sure I’ll find it. Fertilizer company? Edited: whoa, it’s really possible! Google “poop senders”. I don’t know how it’s legal, but it looks legit. And they have different, um, varieties. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/8 "2017-12-19T04:28:12Z")
> [@Mackerel\_Slap](#): > > if this post breaks any rules please let me know and I will delete it immediately. Too late. It’s posted here for all posterity. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/9 "2017-12-19T04:31:59Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Where does one get elephant shit from? I’m scared to google because I’m sure I’ll find it. From an elephant. Didn’t even need to Google it. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/10 "2017-12-19T04:32:02Z")
By the way, you’re allowed to use swear words like shit here. ---
**Author:** ![Mackerel\_Slap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Mackerel\_Slap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mackerel_Slap)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/11 "2017-12-19T04:49:45Z")
@snfaulkner snfaulkner is online now Guest I’ll send a pm to you with a link ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/12 "2017-12-19T04:51:49Z")
Anyone got a recipe for ‘shit on a shingle’ ? I am some kinda hungry! ---
**Author:** ![Mackerel\_Slap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Mackerel\_Slap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mackerel_Slap)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/13 "2017-12-19T05:01:45Z")
Good to know now I’m going to swear the shit out of this forum ---
**Author:** ![Mackerel\_Slap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Mackerel\_Slap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mackerel_Slap)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/14 "2017-12-19T05:03:31Z")
> [@Mackerel\_Slap](#): > > Good to know now I’m going to swear the shit out of this forum Nope you can buy it online ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/15 "2017-12-19T05:03:37Z")
> [@Mackerel\_Slap](#): > > Good to know now I’m going to swear the shit out of this forum You know who else gets excited at using naughty words? Four year olds. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/16 "2017-12-19T05:04:36Z")
> [@Aspidistra](#): > > Next up: Ajit Pai subscribes and posts to the “weirdest unsolicited mail” thread. If he does, let’s hike his membership to $2,000. Get rid of Doper neutrality! ---
**Author:** ![Mackerel\_Slap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Mackerel\_Slap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mackerel_Slap)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/17 "2017-12-19T05:14:31Z")
@running coach I sent shit to the house of a man who pissed me off, what would make you think I’m more mature than a 4 year old. FCC ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/18 "2017-12-19T05:23:31Z")
> [@Mackerel\_Slap](#): > > @running coach I sent shit to the house of a man who pissed me off, what would make you think I’m more mature than a 4 year old. FCC Check and mate. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/19 "2017-12-19T05:27:01Z")
@shit? ---
**Author:** ![Mackerel\_Slap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Mackerel\_Slap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mackerel_Slap)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838/20 "2017-12-19T05:33:34Z")
@Beckdawrek By shit I mean poop, feces, crap, excrement, a number2, butt fudge, etc. I sent it to him [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-i-sent-elephant-sh-t-to-ajit-pai/804838.md?page=2)