# How incredibly stupid will the SOTU be?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 5, 2019, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994 "2019-02-05T07:00:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/81 "2019-02-06T02:32:42Z")

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Trump is soft on crime. He let another dangerous brown person out of jail. Hopefully ICE will round them up immediately after the speech is over.

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/82 "2019-02-06T02:34:19Z")

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Caravans are on the march to the United States. It’s an invasion!!!

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/83 "2019-02-06T02:36:52Z")

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He’s seriously pissing people off with his immigration/border security talk, IMO. How can he not know that we know he’s lying? 😕

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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/84 "2019-02-06T02:37:57Z")

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Ok, I made it this far before I SCREAMED at the tv. How dare that gropey piece of shit start finger pointing about imaginary brown people sexually assaulting our innocent white wimmen.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/85 "2019-02-06T02:39:37Z")

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“Every year countless Americans are killed by people here illegally.”

Countless? 😕

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/86 "2019-02-06T02:41:35Z")

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Let’s show nice white people whose family members were killed by the savage illegals who came streaming across the border.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/87 "2019-02-06T02:43:39Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Surprise. He sounds stupid as usual.  
> WTH is wrong with Pence? Is that him or a lifesize cutout of him?

You actually thought he was real?  
_points and laughs_

😃

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/88 "2019-02-06T02:44:52Z")

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It’s wall time folks. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/89 "2019-02-06T02:45:00Z")

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lol “I WILL GET IT BUILT” and Ted Cruz pops up like that hideous beard was yanked up by the ceiling.

I hope tonight gives Ted crippling arthritis.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/90 "2019-02-06T02:45:19Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> You actually thought he was real?  
> _points and laughs_
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> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/biggrin.gif](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)

You want me to believe that the cartoon hearts fluttering from his chest aren’t real either?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/91 "2019-02-06T02:46:06Z")

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He seriously needs to shut up about the wall. Ridiculous.  
Oh, but for the want of a magic wand.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/92 "2019-02-06T02:47:09Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> “Every year countless Americans are killed by people here illegally.”
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> Countless? 😕

Nah. They killed them _legally_.

I’m not watching. What’s Nancy doing–what’s her expression? Does she seem to be listening or is she playing sudoku?

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/93 "2019-02-06T02:48:10Z")

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The new jobs for women line backfired bigly!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/94 "2019-02-06T02:48:15Z")

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Okay, maybe I missed something. What with all the women wearing white?

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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/95 "2019-02-06T02:49:23Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Okay, maybe I missed something. What with all the women wearing white?

Suffragette color. Standing in unity against the worst misogynist to stand up there in living memory.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/96 "2019-02-06T02:49:27Z")

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Ugh. My sister’s watching it in the other room. I’m getting nauseated.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/97 "2019-02-06T02:49:52Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Okay, maybe I missed something. What with all the women wearing white?

In honor of 100 years of women’s suffrage.

Ironically, those new women in the House are going to wind up voting to impeach him.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/98 "2019-02-06T02:52:32Z")

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He had nothing to do with them being in congress. He actively campaigned against most of them. But he’ll take credit for it anyway.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/99 "2019-02-06T02:52:59Z")

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He went from Mussolini to Mister Rodgers in one second flat!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-incredibly-stupid-will-the-sotu-be/828994/100 "2019-02-06T02:53:07Z")

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> [@Fair\_Rarity](#):
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> Suffragette color. Standing in unity against the worst misogynist to stand up there in living memory.

> [@jsc1953](#):
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> In honor of 100 years of women’s suffrage.

Ah. Thanks, **Fair Rarity** and **jsc1953**.

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