# How is babby formed? Via a BJ apparently! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 10, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-babby-formed-via-a-bj-apparently/528400 "2010-02-10T06:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-babby-formed-via-a-bj-apparently/528400/1 "2010-02-10T06:30:28Z")
Sounds pretty far-fetched, but seems to be a genuine [link](http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/incredible-sperm-survived-oral-sex-knife-fight-impregnated/story?id=9732562). This girl gave birth 278 days after being stabbed following a bj: > [@](#): > > “A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract,” the authors wrote. ---
**Author:** ![Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/13edae/32.png) [@Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interconnected_Series_of_Tubes)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-babby-formed-via-a-bj-apparently/528400/2 "2010-02-10T06:39:51Z")
It’s hilarious because you know everybody coming in here is all fired up for a “but don’t you really think it’s more likely that this little miss something-something is just lying? :dubious:”. I know I was. Then they’ll click on the link. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-babby-formed-via-a-bj-apparently/528400/3 "2010-02-10T06:48:01Z")
[It’s been Done.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=550720) There are some explanations in there. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@LilyoftheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheField)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-babby-formed-via-a-bj-apparently/528400/4 "2010-02-11T22:46:22Z")
so much for what my dear old aunt used to say… ‘you can’t make babies with spit!’ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-babby-formed-via-a-bj-apparently/528400/5 "2010-02-11T23:14:45Z")
Relevant sikipedia joke: 5 year old girl comes up to her mother. “Mummy I know where babies come from.” “Really dear, where do the come from?” “The daddy takes his ding-a-ling out, then the mummy strokes it 'til it’s hard. Then she puts in her mouth and sucks on it like a lollypop. That’s how we get babies!” “Sorry pumpkin, that’s not how we get babies. That’s how we get shoes and dresses.” ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-babby-formed-via-a-bj-apparently/528400/6 "2010-02-12T14:52:27Z")
(jewelry) ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-babby-formed-via-a-bj-apparently/528400/7 "2010-02-12T15:44:45Z")
Damn it. That’s the joke I came in here to tell.