# How is it that "Earth Girls are Easy" doesn't show up on more Greatest Films of All Time lists?

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> [@bienville](#):
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> Definitely one of the best films of the second week of May of 1989!

Actually it came out in September 1988. Its main competition included _Elvira, Mistress of the Dark_, _Hot to Trot_, and _Moon Over Parador_. It certainly edges those out.

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**Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-it-that-earth-girls-are-easy-doesnt-show-up-on-more-greatest-films-of-all-time-lists/712212/22 "2015-02-10T02:12:51Z")

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I love(d) this movie. I’ve probably seen it 10 or 20 times over the years. Who can forget the [Angelyne](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpDau9z-67E) or [Cause I’m a Blonde](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Wi3A3skb0) scenes.  
I’m thinking I was introduced to it on USA’s UP all night, but it wasn’t nearly cheesy enough for that. It was actually a very good movie.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-it-that-earth-girls-are-easy-doesnt-show-up-on-more-greatest-films-of-all-time-lists/712212/23 "2015-02-10T02:26:40Z")

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> [@Hail\_Ants](#):
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> \*Earth Girls \*was just terrible. Not good terrible or go-with-it terrible, but just fundamentally badly written, like an awful SNL sketch that goes on for 90 minutes.

Don’t anybody listen to **Hail Ants** ever on any topic.

> [@PSXer](#):
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> this is awful. one of the worst films I’ve ever seen

Don’t listen to **PSXer** either.

> [@TBG](#):
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> Which Julie Brown? There are two.

There was Julie Brown and there was Downtown Julie Brown.  
Julie Brown from _Earth Girls Are Easy_ would sometimes refer to Downtown Julie Brown as “Evil Julie Brown”.

> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Isn’t it “I’m a Blonde” ? That’s how she spells it several times in the lyrics:
> 
> _I’m a blonde, B-L-O-N-D-E  
> I’m a blonde, don’t you wish you were me?_

I’m going to rewatch the musical sequence tonight, but I have _always_ heard the lyric as  
_I’m a blonde  
B-L-O-N-D  
I’m a blonde  
Don’t you wish you were me?_  
And I had always taken that to be part of the joke- that she was spelling it incorrectly.

> [@](#):
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> [“Blond”, with its continued gender-varied usage, is one of few adjectives in written English to retain separate masculine and feminine grammatical genders.  
> _\<snip\>_  
> American Heritage’s Book of English Usage propounds that, insofar as “a blonde” can be used to describe a woman but not a man who is merely said to possess blond(e) hair  
> _\<snip\>_  
> By the early 1990s, “blonde moment” or being a “dumb blonde” had come into common parlance to mean “an instance of a person, esp. a woman… being foolish or scatter-brained.”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond)

[The Wiki page for _Goddess in Progress_ (the original release of the song) lists it as “'Cause I’m A Blond”.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goddess_in_Progress)  
[The Allmusic.com page for _Goddess in Progress_ lists it as “'Cause I’m A Blonde”.](http://www.allmusic.com/album/goddess-in-progress-mw0000951296)

Both the Wiki page and the Allmusic page for the soundtrack for _Earth Girls are Easy_ list it as “'Cause I’m A Blonde”.

[Here’s an image of the track listing for the soundtrack for _Earth Girls are Easy_ showing it listed as “'Cause I’m A Blonde”.](http://www.depmod.com/images/m109_bs.jpg)

[Here’s an image of the track listing for _Goddess in Progress_ showing it listed as “'Cause I’m A Blond”.](http://www.mikethefanboy.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/goddess-e1384195093430.jpg)  
I’m giving more weight to this cite since it’s the original release of the song.

So, it seems it’s been credited inconsistently.  
Personally, I think “Blond” makes more sense in keeping with the running “Dumb Blonde” joke. And my hearing of the lyric has always been _B-L-O-N-D_. I’ll relisten tonight though.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Actually it came out in September 1988.

[_Premiered_ in September 1988 at the Toronto International Film Festival, _released_ May 12th 1989.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097257/releaseinfo?ref_=tt_ql_9)

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> [@PSXer](#):
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> I love Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum and I hated this movie
> 
> this is awful. one of the worst films I’ve ever seen  
> and I liked Transylvania 6-5000

Okay…THREE Geena Davis-Jeff Goldblum movies.

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Nah…Buckaroo Banzai was a dumb movie. It is the type specimen for working too hard at bring quirky and hip and ending up as a labored mess instead. It has always had a rather smug fanbase, but it isn’t much of a movie.

I saw Buckaroo Bonzai just a couple of weekends ago. It totally holds up – which is to say, it makes exactly as much sense, and is exactly as much fun to watch now as it was then.

And I’ll see your Geena Davis and raise you an[Ellen Barkin!](http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjA5NTY5MDA3NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzA4MTQ3._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\
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Geena Davis is about as miscast as a valley girl as Nicholas Cage was miscast as a punk in “Valley Girl”.

```
EGAE is okay as entertainment. But it's hardly a GOAT film
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> [@Jim\_s\_Son](#):
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> Geena Davis is about as miscast as a valley girl as Nicholas Cage was miscast as a punk in “Valley Girl”.
> 
> ```
> EGAE is okay as entertainment. But it's hardly a GOAT film
> 
> ```

How was Nick Cage miscast in Valley Girl? That was practically his first role. He was fine. And really he’s more ‘outcast doofus trying a bit too hard’ than he is ‘a punk’.

Of which…trust me…there were plenty of back then.

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Earth Girls Are Easy was a pretty good flick, but it’s no [Amazon Women on the Moon](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092546/).

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It’s a guilty pleasure.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Isn’t it “I’m a Blonde” ? That’s how she spells it several times in the lyrics:
> 
> _I’m a blonde, B-L-O-N-D-E  
> I’m a blonde, don’t you wish you were me?_

I just rewatched it and she definitely never includes the “e”.  
There are three times in the song when she spells it.  
The first is:  
_I’m a blonde  
B-L-O-N-D_  
second time it’s:  
_I’m a blonde  
B-L- **A** -N-D_  
third time it’s:  
_I’m a blonde  
B-L-…I don’t know!_

As for how the song is officially titled, in my previous post I showed that it’s been inconsistent. Still, since it’s spelled “Blond” on the album artwork for _Goddess in Progress_ (as cited above), which was the original official release, I’m inclined to go with that.

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> [@bienville](#):
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> [_Premiered_ in September 1988 at the Toronto International Film Festival, _released_ May 12th 1989.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097257/releaseinfo?ref_=tt_ql_9)

Wikipedia lied to me! That’s annoying, wide release is what matters. There’s probably a lot of misleading details like that on there.

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Wikipedia lied to me!

Nah, even [Wikipedia](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Girls_Are_Easy) says:   
September 8, 1988 (Toronto International Film Festival)  
May 12, 1989 (U.S.)

That’s where I got my info for the OP. I just figured IMDB was a better cite if I was going to call you wrong.

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We now return you to _Amazon Women of the Moon_. There will be no further interruptions.

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> I saw Buckaroo Bonzai just a couple of weekends ago. It totally holds up – which is to say, it makes exactly as much sense, and is exactly as much fun to watch now as it was then.

Not sure if you’re serious about the ‘making sense’ part, but _Buckaroo Banzai_ made perfect sense. It’s a great example of a really high-brow script packaged to look like a low-brow goofball movie (that is, if you don’t bother paying attention). It’s the kind of movie that deserves (and demands really) multiple viewings because the first time you watch it it’s as though you’re watching Part 3 of a six part series that didn’t bother making parts 1 and 2! (I actually think they talked about making a sequel but Peter Weller was busy).

And it is so not even in the same league (or universe) as a film like _Earth Girls_.

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> [@Hail\_Ants](#):
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> Not sure if you’re serious about the ‘making sense’ part, but _Buckaroo Banzai_ made perfect sense. It’s a great example of a really high-brow script packaged to look like a low-brow goofball movie (that is, if you don’t bother paying attention). It’s the kind of movie that deserves (and demands really) multiple viewings because the first time you watch it it’s as though you’re watching Part 3 of a six part series that didn’t bother making parts 1 and 2! (I actually think they talked about making a sequel but Peter Weller was busy).
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> And it is so not even in the same league (or universe) as a film like _Earth Girls_.

Tell us something high-brow about this movie.

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> Nah…Buckaroo Banzai was a dumb movie. It is the type specimen for working too hard at bring quirky and hip and ending up as a labored mess instead.

Nailed it.

It was too goofy to score as hip and too half-assed at being cool.

But I still wanna know what that goddamned watermelon was doing there.

Y’know, this cries out for a high-end remake. With Charlie Hunnam as one of the troupe. 😃

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> We now return you to _Amazon Women of the Moon_. There will be no further interruptions.

Don’t you mean [Nude on the Moon](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056293/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)?

Is it a comedy? Well, watch the trailer and I guarantee you’ll be laughing.

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Don’t you mean [Nude on the Moon](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056293/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)?
> 
> Is it a comedy? Well, watch the trailer and I guarantee you’ll be laughing.

Ha! I’ve never heard of that one, but it sure sounds like an inspiration for the film-within-a-film AWotM.

I love the imdb goofs for that. You mean, someone actually paid attention to the film? And yet, there doesn’t seem to be any goofs for twinkling stars on the moon, or the fact that one can actually be Nude on the Moon! But tan lines - they caught that one!

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> [@bienville](#):
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> Nah, even [Wikipedia](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Girls_Are_Easy) says:   
> September 8, 1988 (Toronto International Film Festival)  
> May 12, 1989 (U.S.)

I got it from [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_in_film#July.E2.80.93September), where no such clarification was made.

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