# How is this fun you chunder-headed morons?! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361 "2002-12-12T23:47:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/1 "2002-12-12T23:47:01Z")
> [@](#): > > (From FHM magazine-artcle titled "Horror spew of the month) > > “We were an under-19 team. The squad of 25 players was locked in a room with three kegs, a bottle of tequila, a bottle of tobasco sauce and a giant rubbish bin which was to serve as a toilet. No one was allowed to leave the room, all piss and vomit was to go into the bin. The most important rule was that anyone who overflowed the bin was required to be dunked head first into it. As the photos show, our overflower dunked his head in without having to be forced. The individual invoved was the captain of our team…I guess you could say he was the type of guy to lead by example.” AHHHHHHHHHHH the horror of the photos!!! Yes these chaps were under 19 and very pissed…but good grief what made them think sticking their heads in a bucket of piss and puke would be fun!!! I have nothing against drinking and in my misspent youth drank to the puke point on more then one occassion but not on purpose!!! Can you imagine the conversations. bloke 1 “Good one Jason, excellent puke there” bloke 2 “Woah, way to syphon the python Bruce. The bucket will be full in no time flat and we can all have a damn good dunk” bloke 3 “Ok who took a dump in the puke bucket?” Numbnutted asshats! (yayyyy I got to say asshat!) Ahhh the fun of being young and playing drinking games. Down in one everybody and don’t forget to save your puke for the bucket. I am ashamed to admit these delightful chaps are Kiwis…Hey maybe that’s why I’m single…they are all locked away puking their rings out and watching each other pee. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/2 "2002-12-13T00:30:29Z")
Well, drinking to the point of alcohol posioning isn’t my idea of fun either, to say nothing of the puke’n’dunk, but if they enjoyed themselves and weren’t hurting any innocent bystanders, who am I to judge? ---
**Author:** ![Khadro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Khadro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadro)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/3 "2002-12-13T00:47:43Z")
That’s quite the oddest thing I’ve read about today. Every time I have ever vomited, the last thing I wanted to do was put my head near it. Let alone IN it. That’s just disgusting. But hey, different strokes… ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/4 "2002-12-13T01:10:43Z")
Just be thankful you didn’t see the photos!!!:eek: I take it you never indulged in any drinking games then Milller? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/5 "2002-12-13T01:26:05Z")
Wtf kind of drinking game is that? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/6 "2002-12-13T01:34:18Z")
Sounds suspiciously like the kind of drinking games we used to play in our youth. Mostly there were referred to as “Let’s see what kind of stupid shit we can make the light-weights do.” I don’t need a game to get drunk, but watching the idiots make idiots of themselves is sometimes just the sort of entertainment one needs for a full night of revelry. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/7 "2002-12-13T01:36:22Z")
Another incidence where the ever elusive “barfy” smile-emotocon would be quite helpful… ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/8 "2002-12-13T01:36:33Z")
It’s the “I’m-a-kiwi-bloke-who-plays-the-kinda-football-that-doesn’t-have-helmets” kinda drinking game.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/9 "2002-12-13T01:41:56Z")
I _really_ thought you were using “chunder-headed” in a charming, Kiwi, metaphorical way as opposed to the disgustingly literal. ---
**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/10 "2002-12-13T01:46:20Z")
What a bunch of assclowns. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/11 "2002-12-13T02:49:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by calm kiwi \* > It’s the “I’m-a-kiwi-bloke-who-plays-the-kinda-football-that-doesn’t-have-helmets” kinda drinking game.😃 Maybe if they actually _wore_ helmets they wouldn’t be so brain-damaged as to think that this was “fun”. :o 😃 ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/12 "2002-12-13T03:03:13Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* \*\*Maybe if they actually _wore_ helmets they wouldn’t be so brain-damaged as to think that this was “fun”. :o Ya think? hmmmmm do you think that’s what I was trying to say maybe?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/13 "2002-12-13T03:10:24Z")
I’m thinking they were fairly lightweight drinkers. _1_ bottle of tequila? 3 kegs? 25 drinkers? ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/14 "2002-12-13T03:33:48Z")
Spoken like a true Antipodean 🙂 …well they were under 19 lol ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/15 "2002-12-13T04:21:45Z")
Ewww and Gross. :eek: I have now officially seen enough vomit during my 4 months of pregnancy to know I never want to touch the stuff, let alone dunk my head in someone elses! ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58f4c7/32.png) [@Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Barber_s_Underwear)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/16 "2002-12-13T04:46:12Z")
Sounds like a fairly typical bunch of rugby players to me. I’ve been involved with fairly similar antics before. The “Mexican Arsehole” (Tequila and Tabasco) was a fairly standard way to get some unsuspecting player spewing at the clubhouse after a match. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/17 "2002-12-13T06:45:10Z")
Yuck, yuck, yuck. What’s worse – if they survive, those clowns will probably end up bein’ our future leaders out in th’ world. _Definitely_ makes me want to throw up. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/18 "2002-12-13T06:58:31Z")
If they survive? Ice I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking “blokes!!! sheeeeesh!” LOL And wait till you see the mag till you throw up…ewwwwwwwwww (I don’t recommend it) ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/19 "2002-12-13T07:05:05Z")
When masturbating on crackers and stuffing marshmallows up the bung hole just ain’t thrilling enough ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361/20 "2002-12-13T07:38:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by calm kiwi \* > \*\*If they survive? Ice I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking “blokes!!! sheeeeesh!” LOL > > And wait till you see the mag till you throw up…ewwwwwwwwww (I don’t recommend it) \*\* Uh, no thanks, mate. Your quotin’ the passage you did was enough for my imagination to go technocolour with surround sound, before a few vital neurons blew up and left me in th’ comfortable, quiet dark, ta. 🙂 You read this kinda stuff often? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-is-this-fun-you-chunder-headed-morons/142361.md?page=2)