If we could acheive the original roll-out, Victory in Iraq 1.0 ('Luc’s Law: Never install version 1.0…), that would have, most assuredly, been a stunning defeat for Islamic extremism. Starbucks on every corner, a liberal parliamentary systems, an economy based on sound and proven economic bedrock (flat tax, etc…you know the drill…), outdated mosques converted to Ayn Rand Study Centers…
This proved to be impractical. Not the fuzzy-thinking idealism of wussy-ass liberals, but the hard-headed, realistic impracticality of the neo-con right. A bit off, it appears, needed a tweak or two…version 1.1. Now we got, what? Version 110.2? A reduction of sectarian violence down to “acceptable” levels? A population that no longer craves to bathe in our blood, but simply wishes we would fucko off?
The good news, and good news it is, is the defeat of AlQ/I, which could lead directly to the defeat of Alq/I, We may be able to capitalize on that, ending finally with the defeat of AlQ/I. I stand ready to rejoice most fulsomely for the five seconds or so this triumph deserves. To our astonishment, the people of Iraq don’t much cotton to foreign fighters on their soil! Well, son of a gun! Who gnu?
We are finally assured that Al Queda will not take over Iraq, a prospect as likely as the Pentecostalists taking over Mexico. Can we go home now? Nope. They could come back! The piddling numbers of Sunni loonies may cow the heavily armed Shia majority into abject submission! If we leave, the AlQ fighters will scurry out of their hidey-holes, declare victory, and scurry back before the Shia tear them a new one. Can’t have that!
We are hoist on our own retard. We are committed to some vision of democracy in Iraq, which means a nation ruled by people who don’t like us very much. And who will, most likely, not fall all over themselves offering us military bases and light, sweet crude. Any more than they flung bouquets in the path of our heroes and offered their daughters.
Finally, victory is defeat, peace is war, and Goldstein is in Iran. Rejoice.