# How long could you remain master of your domain?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 22, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435 "2011-06-22T15:14:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/21 "2011-06-22T20:09:42Z")

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> [@MichaelEmouse](#):
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> Let’s say you have a bet with some of your friends and have to pay some money into a pot. Not enough money to ruin you but enough that you would prefer not to part with it.

Yeah, I probably wouldn’t take the bet in the first place. If someone were willing to just pay me to take a break, then I imagine I could last quite a while depending on the amount.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/22 "2011-06-22T20:28:30Z")

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> [@MichaelEmouse](#):
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> Let’s say you have a bet with some of your friends and have to pay some money into a pot.

No bet, thanks. 😉

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/23 "2011-06-22T21:06:23Z")

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I’m out!

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/24 "2011-06-22T21:07:21Z")

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I’m out.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/25 "2011-06-22T22:01:55Z")

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For me it totally depends on the overall circumstances in my life. There have been times when I would have answered “a day” but right now I could probably go on indefinitely. Same with sex. My boyfriend is unfortunately finding out that when WOOK’S not happy, aint nobody happy.

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/26 "2011-06-22T22:58:31Z")

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If nighttime, er, relief counts as breaking the Masterdom, then I can’t vote. If I don’t “take care of things” manually, my body eventually does on its own in the form of erotic dreams with happy endings. Don’t have a time frame on those.

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**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/27 "2011-06-23T00:03:13Z")

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I could go as long as needed, but I wouldn’t be happy about it.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/28 "2011-06-23T01:12:50Z")

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Anyone care to make this into a friendly wager?

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/29 "2011-06-23T01:18:07Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Anyone care to make this into a friendly wager?

Just how friendly :eek:

According to the conditions of the OP I think you’ll invalidate the trial.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/30 "2011-06-23T04:22:29Z")

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I’ve gone a couple months without masturbating in the past, when I was in a deep depression. I could easily make it past 6 months for a million bucks. Or even just a few thousand, I’m broke as hell.

I’m female.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/31 "2011-06-23T06:03:27Z")

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The longest I ever went was two weeks on a camping trip. We were so busy and I was grimy already I didn’t want to add to the mess. But man once I got back to a hot shower… Nowadays I can go a day or two, then I get antsy. Awhile ago I went five days to see if I could and by the 4th day it felt like someone was licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.

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**Author:** ![Jaledin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jaledin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaledin)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/32 "2011-06-23T21:18:13Z")

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I could (male) make it past 6 months. I’d probably not be happy, and I’d probably virtually attack (you know what I mean) any woman with whom I had a conversation, but it’s not really a “need,” IMO, like eating or the opposite of eating. That’s just something men tell woman to make themselves seem virile and pathetic.

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/33 "2011-06-24T13:24:53Z")

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I went about two weeks once when I was much younger, but only because of a rather embarrassing encounter within my family that made me swear off of it for a while. One day I couldn’t take it any longer and without so much as touching it, went off like a firehose. I never want to go through that again. So, two weeks.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-could-you-remain-master-of-your-domain/586435/34 "2011-06-24T13:40:49Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> I’m out!

> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> I’m out.

Best. Simulpost. Ever.

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