# How long has it been since you had sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988 "2001-01-14T10:06:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/21 "2001-01-14T16:43:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\* “intercourse involving penile insertion in either the anus or vagina”. \*\* Does it have to be with the same species? ---
**Author:** ![Rally\_Vincent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c37758/32.png) [@Rally\_Vincent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rally_Vincent)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/22 "2001-01-14T16:48:30Z")
(TMI warning) 3 days - but only because I just finished my period. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/23 "2001-01-14T16:53:08Z")
May 2000. Hopefully, that’ll change this semester… ---
**Author:** ![diamud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@diamud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diamud)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/24 "2001-01-14T16:54:46Z")
Eight long days. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/25 "2001-01-14T16:58:38Z")
What day last June did the movie “Chicken Run” premiere? It’s been since the late evening of that day. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/26 "2001-01-14T17:40:09Z")
Wait… wait… waaaaiiiiiiiiitttttt… Okay. Done. _kidding! just kidding! I swear!_ ---
**Author:** ![New\_Improved\_Scott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f17d59/32.png) [@New\_Improved\_Scott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Improved_Scott)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/27 "2001-01-14T17:43:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by nikjohns \* > \*\*20 minutes 😃 \*\* 20 minutes later you log on? You`ll be lucky to ever get any again. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/28 "2001-01-14T17:51:25Z")
A day and a half. That’s not to say I have sex every other day or anything extravagant like that. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Meephead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@Meephead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meephead)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/29 "2001-01-14T17:52:37Z")
I can’t count that high with all my clothes on. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/30 "2001-01-14T17:59:58Z")
One week. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/31 "2001-01-14T18:02:58Z")
Six days. I’m going out tonight, so the drought should end. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/32 "2001-01-14T18:04:14Z")
Uh… 1 1/2 hours ago. ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/33 "2001-01-14T18:05:14Z")
Two days. Would have been less if it hadn’t taken so long to get the baby to sleep last night. ---
**Author:** ![nikjohns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@nikjohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikjohns)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/34 "2001-01-14T18:05:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by New & Improved Scott \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by nikjohns \* > > \*\*20 minutes 😃 \*\* > > 20 minutes later you log on? > > You`ll be lucky to ever get any again. > > 😛 \*\* I paid her and she left already 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/35 "2001-01-14T18:10:03Z")
Okay, all you people under the hour range…what are you doing posting? aft-play, people. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/36 "2001-01-14T18:32:19Z")
I was gonna post… …but now I’m not. YOU FUCKERS!!! Literaly! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/37 "2001-01-14T18:45:55Z")
Well, oral sex: about two months, give or take. Actual penile-vaginal sex: well…18 years. Seeing as I am only 18 years old, we all know what that means. (just for the record, if she hadn’t ended the relationship, I might have been able to list my time in hours, because it was very close to that point.) ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/38 "2001-01-14T19:04:26Z")
A year and 7 days. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/39 "2001-01-14T19:28:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr Bear \* > \*\*Too Long!!! \*\* I can certainly vouch for _ **THAT** _! Miss you, honey. See you in …hmmm…how many hours is it now? Roughly 180 or so. 😃 Oh, and masturbation? Wouldn’t _you_ just like to know! 😛 \ I can empathize completely, Fretful and The Nerd and the rest of you that have been doing without. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/40 "2001-01-14T19:51:35Z")
Too DAMN long! Hard to believe it’s only been (counts) 9 days. Nine very long, very difficult days. _sigh_ Sure, the damn sex drive kicks in NOW. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988.md?page=3)