# How long has it been since you had sex?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988 "2001-01-14T10:06:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/121 "2001-01-17T02:13:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
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> I just got back from hawaii & I got laid by three women at the same time! Whoa! Actually it was ‘leid’ but hey, they sound alike. \*\*

I guess you have to actually live in Hawaii to know how annoying that pun is…

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**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/122 "2001-01-17T04:43:25Z")

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01-16-2001 10:33 PM

thanks to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55468&pagenumber=3).

😃

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/123 "2001-01-17T05:00:13Z")

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A month.

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**Author:** ![Ziactrice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@Ziactrice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ziactrice)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/124 "2001-01-17T05:09:49Z")

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Not in the last four months.

Finally got away from a relationship that was doing the death spiral into places I didn’t want to go. Not _really_ badly abusive, but… when you’re happier ALONE after 13 years together, ya gotta know something wasn’t smelling good.:rolleyes:

I’m still “legally married”, until all the dust and papers settle, though.

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**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/125 "2001-01-17T05:21:28Z")

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Well, I am glad this isn’t the cybersex thread, as I have never done that.

Real sex? 18 hours or so. My wife and I had a really ‘interesting’ experience this weekend, and we have been like rabbits ever since.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/126 "2001-01-17T05:27:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
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> I just got back from hawaii & I got laid by three women at the same time! Whoa! Actually it was ‘leid’ but hey, they sound alike. \*\*

HeHe! 😃 Handy made me laugh!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/127 "2001-01-17T13:14:53Z")

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Almost 25 years. By choice.

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/128 "2001-01-17T14:19:32Z")

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To paraphrse Nathan Arizona: “It is now exactly 9:15 in the a.m.” I last had sex about 2.5 hours ago. It was wonderful and I got to go to work with a smile on my face. Life is good.

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**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/129 "2001-01-17T21:39:51Z")

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14 hours. But it’s the Furry Beast’s birthday today & I’m hoping he’ll want some birthday sex, hmm hmm.

(For the record, the Furry Beast is my SO. He is more-or-less human. No puppy lovin’ for Stella.)

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**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/130 "2001-01-18T02:19:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Frannie \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Carina42 \*  
> > \*\*Three days. Definitely due for a good genitalian pudding stirring, just as soon as I get done with That Time Of The Month.  
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> May I suggest that “That Time of the Month” not be a factor? Truly, it shouldn’t be. Give it a try. 🙂 \*\*

Well, it often isn’t a factor. And we’re pretty much a once a day at least couple (The personal best was eleven times in one day 😃 woo, the man is a stud!)

So three days is sort of a…rest.

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**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/131 "2001-01-18T02:49:22Z")

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Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize my head was hitting the keyboard. 'Scuse me…

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/132 "2001-01-18T05:54:36Z")

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1 hour, 12 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/133 "2001-01-18T13:12:34Z")

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I just realized that this thread has received more posts than any other thread of mine, ever. I guess _now_ I know what the people want to talk about!

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**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/134 "2001-01-19T09:44:32Z")

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Hmm pulling up windows calculator it’s going on [bold] 5 years [/bold]now. The last time I had it was when I was with my first girlfined. I broke up with her when I was 21 and I’m 26 now. Now my abstinace is by choice no one has chosed to have sex with me. Not that I would have sex with just anybody. I have to have a connection to you. Good kissing on the other hand was 6 days ago.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/135 "2001-01-19T20:36:36Z")

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It’s been a couple of hours.

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**Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/136 "2001-01-19T23:06:22Z")

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About 18 hours ago.  
I just got home from work, so I didn’t have the opportunity to love the one I love all day.🙂

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**Author:** ![Brea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Brea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brea)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/137 "2001-01-20T04:19:40Z")

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About 1 1/2 hours ago… _sated sigh_  
And yes, I’m happily married, and YES! The kids are at Gramma’s house! WOOHOO!!! Play time!  
My hubby’s a baker, so he’s up and out of the house by 2:30 A.M., and goes to bed early (8:30 P.M. most nights). That puts rather a crimp in the lovin’, but we make time! How you think we ended up with 3 kids?!? 😃

Brea

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**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/138 "2001-01-20T05:10:25Z")

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Sex???

_heavy sigh_…

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/139 "2001-01-20T13:08:31Z")

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Have I mentioned how my life sucks?

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**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-it-been-since-you-had-sex/49988/140 "2001-01-20T22:42:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by HerMajestyLorna \*  
> \*\*Fifteen years…in the same respect as bouv. (I am fifteen) \*\*

Ditto.

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