# How long has Shagnasty been a dishonest dickhead? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 27, 2016, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276 "2016-02-27T07:54:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276/121 "2016-03-09T12:46:18Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Many of us have greatly enjoyed reading your million little pieces of non-fiction. Too subtle, people in the top 1% of IQ need to have it spelled out for them. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276/122 "2016-03-09T15:05:37Z")
Not too subtle. Perfection, as always, from the much admired Vinyl Turnip ! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276/123 "2016-03-09T18:48:51Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Everything I write about is true and I can back it up. Could you, um, PM me some pics of the circle jerks. They are, uh, for a friend. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276/124 "2016-03-10T06:10:31Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > They aren’t made up. I am not that creative unfortunately. The only things I can write about are things that I experience directly or through close association. I am told I have a distinct writing style that some people like and others don’t. The things you lie about aren’t that particularly creative or involved, so it doesn’t matter how creative you are or are not. It doesn’t take a Shakespeare to claim that circle jerks were common in only your particular place in the universe, or that you can have six-hour, thrusting marathon sex and can cum repeatedly without going soft. Your average run-of-the-mill middle school boy can come up with those. A **Skad** you are not, but no one else here is either. That takes creativity. Claiming that your IQ is in the top 1% does not. And speaking of which, while I don’t see any evidence of your claimed brilliance, I do see your repeated claims of brilliance. I have no doubt that you do believe you are smarter than the rest of us. For all the bragging about your intelligence and a “distinctive writing style” is it possible to produce paragraphs which are logically cohesive? What exactly does that have to do with telling the truth or not? I can see why you got washed out of your PhD program. > [@](#): > > You don’t have to like me but I do get pissed off when people claim that I am lying because it isn’t true. I have led an interesting life so far and a lot of it isn’t good. I even have other reputable Dopers that have known me personally for many years and that precludes me from posting anything that isn’t true. Were those reputable Dopers in the same room when you sexually assaulted your friend’s girlfriend in yet another of your impossible stories? If not, how can they verify that? Were they in the circle jerk as well? If you are the genius you claim to be, you could calculate the odds of dozens of a-thousand-to-one or million-to-one stories all happening to the same person, but there is a much simpler explanation. > [@](#): > > It is fine if you want to take exception to my posts and questions on human populations. I have no doubt that you know more about that subject in general than I do. However, the reverse is also true. I know a metric shit-ton of stuff that you don’t know as much about. That is part of the reason why we are here. Are you still addressing me or in your infinite brilliance confused me with someone else? I don’t believe I’ve ever written a post on human populations. There a many posters who I deeply respect, and if any one of them were to claim an extremely unlikely event, I’d probably believe it. However if they were to start repeatedly spouting the same bullshit you do, then it wouldn’t be only me who would doubt them. The problem with lying is that once you get the reputation for it, then all of your stories are suspect. Well, that and they don’t pass the sniff test, as with one of your latest bizarre claims about you and the armed robbers. You are right, you aren’t a particularly good fiction writer. ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276/125 "2016-03-10T06:18:16Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > …I am told I have a distinct writing style that some people like and others don’t… You write like a middle schooler. ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276/126 "2016-03-10T13:35:33Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Huh, he’s one of the few people I’d flatly say no to if he asked me to hang out. FWIW, the time you don’t take to hang out with Shag, I’ll gladly hang out with you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276/127 "2016-03-10T14:34:21Z")
> [@Subterraneanus](#): > > You write like a middle schooler. His comment about his “distinct writing style” made me LOL. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276/128 "2016-03-11T03:50:16Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > The only things I can write about are things that I experience directly or through close association. Or have seen in comic books or (porn) movies, and have read on the internet. > [@](#): > > I am told I have a distinct writing style that some people like and others don’t. As has been said, you don’t have a “distinct writing style,” you’re just terrible at it. You can’t even write a simple narrative that doesn’t have to be clarified with numerous follow up posts in response to others. > [@](#): > > I make mistakes just like everyone does but that doesn’t qualify me as a liar. No one is calling you a liar for making mistakes. They’re calling you a liar due to your obvious lies. To take just one example, that ridiculous story about the boyfriend switcheroo cannot \*possibly \*be true. No one who has had actual physical contact with another human being can possibly believe it. It’s ludicrous, and did not happen. It’s a lie. > [@](#): > > I even have other reputable Dopers that have known me personally for many years and that precludes me from posting anything that isn’t true. No, it doesn’t. Unless these reputable Dopers were present when all these ridiculous things supposedly happened, the fact that they know you means precisely dick. > [@](#): > > I am starting to be convinced that **Blake** is on one of the spectrums because he gets way too angry about small details and will not give up on them. I am always happy to learn something from someone like him but you can’t when they explode and resort to personal attacks for little reason. Someone like him would be a nightmare coworker for me. Yes, because **Blake** takes the time to respond to your bullshit posts, he must be “on one of the spectrums.” It’s all **Blake** ’s fault you’re full of shit. > [@](#): > > I know a metric shit-ton of stuff that you don’t know as much about. That is part of the reason why we are here. I’m sure if I ever need to know the best way to mop a restroom floor or get fingerprints off glass, you’ll be the first I’ll consult. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-has-shagnasty-been-a-dishonest-dickhead/747276.md?page=6)