# How long have you been married?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-been-married/829513>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-been-married/829513 "2019-02-14T01:15:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-been-married/829513/121 "2019-06-21T19:59:09Z")

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This guy is probably counting the days, if not the minutes: [Spend the night with your wife or...CHOOSE B!!!! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTE1tvjR3Rc)

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-been-married/829513/122 "2019-06-21T21:00:31Z")

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5 years as of a couple weeks ago!

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-been-married/829513/123 "2019-07-03T03:28:21Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> We’ll beat you by a month :D.
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> In August, we’ll have known each other for 42 years.
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> I was a math major in college, so I can’t quite figure out how all that is possible while I’m still 29 years old…

As of today, it’s officially 36 years 🙂

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