# How long have you had your "facial hair"?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 15, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357 "2015-09-15T14:00:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/61 "2015-09-17T23:53:09Z")

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45 years

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/62 "2015-09-18T00:16:32Z")

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I’m a 37 year old male, and not once in my adult life have I gone more than five days without shaving. I think it’s been at least a decade since I’ve skipped even a single day shaving. I take an electric razor even on week-long backpacking trips.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/63 "2015-09-18T04:00:54Z")

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I began growing my mustache and goatee 1/1/1972, after graduating from college. I did shave them off once in the 80s, but I grew them back immediately. So except for the single brief hiatus, 43 years.

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/64 "2015-09-18T13:12:49Z")

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I did not vote:

I have had a mustache for 30 years. (Yes, I trim it. I don’t like chewing on it.) I started growing it when I was 20. (I can’t grow a beard.)

So, It’s far greater than five years, but not quite “all my adult life”, either.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/65 "2015-09-18T16:55:29Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Tried to grow a beard for the first time when I was 26. Came in blaze orange even though the hair on top of my head is a medium brown. Took perhaps another 5-6 years before it grew in darker, and was very salt-and-pepper even in my mid-30’s.
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> Now of course, at age 53, it’s mostly white, with some dark, some red, some… _color out of space_.
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> Get it off me, please! It talks to me in my sleep!

My father had this happen when he grew a mustache. At least it explained where my red hair came from. It was a rusty red and his remaining scalp hair was salt and pepper. He never knew he had inherited the red hair gene until mustaches became fashionable.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/66 "2015-09-18T18:14:46Z")

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I started getting the ghost of a mustache around age 13-14 and to this day my upper lip has never been shaved. Added a small beard to the mustache about 18-20 years ago when I was no longer required to be smooth-shaven for my job.

Otherwise if I wanted to remain reasonably smooth-shaven on my cheeks and neck I would have to shave about every third day, but typically I’m lazy and go 5-6 between shaves.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/67 "2015-09-18T18:23:55Z")

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My upper lip has been hairy since 1973. I’ve varied the beard over the years, from full beard to Van Dyke, which has been the choice for the last 14 years.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/68 "2015-09-18T18:38:39Z")

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Funny bit…

My nephew, who is an A-Honor Roll senior in high school and the captain of his hockey team, decided to grow out his beard.

It’s a neckbeard. Everything above the jaw line (except the sideburns) shaved.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/69 "2015-09-18T18:59:18Z")

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I’ve had most variations on the theme of facial hair, from full beard to none. I went full beard years before the hipster beard thing came along, but converted to a Van Dyke pretty soon. I grew my goatee long enough to plait for a while, but got sick of that. Then I went with just a bushy moustache for a while. Then went back to Van Dyke for a few years. Recently I deleted the moustache and now just have a chin-tuft goatee.

ETA: No neckbeard, chinstrap, or solo soul patch, though. They’re too silly even for me.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-have-you-had-your-facial-hair/731357/70 "2015-09-18T19:12:09Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Funny bit…
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> My nephew, who is an A-Honor Roll senior in high school and the captain of his hockey team, decided to grow out his beard.
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> It’s a neckbeard. Everything above the jaw line (except the sideburns) shaved.
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> :smack:

Like [this](http://www.gocomics.com/rudypark/2015/09/17)?

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