# How long is it since you had sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 30, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204 "2003-03-30T11:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/21 "2003-03-30T18:19:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by roadrunner70 \* > \*\*If I smoked, I’d be having a cig right now. \*\* What is it with some of you? You just get nailed (or are the nailer) and 3 minutes later you’ve got the PC fired up and you’re on the internet?😕 ---
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/22 "2003-03-30T18:51:35Z")
bernse- what part of that do you not understand? 🙂 btw- what makes you think that some of us ever left the pc to have sex in the first place? -stonebow husband of FaerieBeth…damn, i should just add that to my frikkin’ sig line and be done with it. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/23 "2003-03-30T19:03:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lodrain \* > \*\*Seventeen years, one month and one day. \*\* Did we miss your seventeenth birthday, a month ago? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/24 "2003-03-30T19:06:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stonebow \* > \*\*-stonebow > > husband of FaerieBeth\*\* Seven times, this weekend?? Well, I guess the Stone part of your username is accurate. We’ll have to ask **FaerieBeth** whether _it_ resembles a bow, or not. 😉 Oh, and welcome to SDMB, ya’ lucky bastard. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/25 "2003-03-30T19:14:56Z")
just finished, took a quick shower, here checking mail…so about 10 minutes ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/26 "2003-03-30T19:29:59Z")
posted at 5:01 by Stonebow "I must be in a mood today… :::not smoking another cig:::" also this: “husband of FaerieBeth…damn, i should just add that to my frikkin’ sig line and be done with it.” posted at 5:27 by Faeriebeth "Two hours since…but the total for the weekend (since Friday @ 3:30) has been seven times. " **Faeriebeth** you better watch him…😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/27 "2003-03-30T20:03:39Z")
It’s 3 now, so … about two hours? Yeah, that sounds right. ---
**Author:** ![finn1911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d78d45/32.png) [@finn1911](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/finn1911)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/28 "2003-03-30T21:37:55Z")
about a week ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/29 "2003-03-30T21:41:53Z")
Last night. Twice. In a row. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/30 "2003-03-30T21:57:43Z")
Funny we should have one of these threads right now. Last week made one year since I’ve had sex. It was [match.com](http://match.com) sex. I have so damn much trouble meeting women in real life, I’m almost ready to join again. Modern life can suck. ---
**Author:** ![snac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@snac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snac)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/31 "2003-03-30T22:58:08Z")
A week and a day. Before that, two-plus months. Before THAT, about 18 hours. Life’s strange that way. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/32 "2003-03-30T23:05:50Z")
Around two years, when my husband and I split. Five since it was any good. Seven since it was good while sober. How do I cope? I don’t really think about it. I miss the affection more, but I don’t plan to settle. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/33 "2003-03-30T23:56:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*We’ll have to ask **FaerieBeth** whether _it_ resembles a bow, or not. 😉 > \*\* I dunno…it might seem indecent of me to comment 😛 FB ---
**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/34 "2003-03-31T00:46:43Z")
Been in China now 8 days – so it’s been since the day before I left. \ OTOH – Wednesday night will be lots of fun. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/35 "2003-03-31T00:54:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bernse \* > \*\*What is it with some of you? You just get nailed (or are the nailer) and 3 minutes later you’ve got the PC fired up and you’re on the internet?😕 \*\* Well, she won’t _let_ me roll over and go to sleep…what am I s’posed to do??? _Talk_ to her or something? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/36 "2003-03-31T01:03:26Z")
20 years, 7 months, 18 days, 23 hours, and 57 minutes. How do I cope? I don’t know what I’m missing. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/37 "2003-03-31T01:05:59Z")
Since Saturday night—Marcie was a wanton hussy. We’ll probably do it again this summer, too. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/38 "2003-03-31T01:15:55Z")
Four years. _sigh_ I miss sex, but like **Rushgeekgirl** I’m not willing to settle. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/39 "2003-03-31T01:49:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*Funny we should have one of these threads right now. Last week made one year since I’ve had sex. It was [match.com](http://match.com) sex. \*\* Holy CRAP! You mean that website actually WORKS!?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/40 "2003-03-31T01:57:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FaerieBeth \* > \*\*I dunno…it might seem indecent of me to comment 😛 \*\* Yeah, you wouldn’t want to be accused of giving out TMI. Heavens! :o So, what’s the count, now? Nine? Ten? What are ya’, college kids? Or, rutting weasels? 😉 The difference being, weasels don’t waste 100K on tuition. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204.md?page=3)