# How long is it since you had sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 30, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204 "2003-03-30T11:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/41 "2003-03-31T02:02:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by phouka \* > \*\*Four years. _sigh_ I miss sex, but like **Rushgeekgirl** I’m not willing to settle. \*\* I truly don’t mean this to sound offensive, but it sounds to me like you and **Rushgeekgirl** already _have_ settled…into a nice, deep, dark, lonely rut. From what I’ve heard, it can be a hard one to climb out of, and the longer you’re in it, the harder it gets. Please don’t stay there too long. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/42 "2003-03-31T02:11:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Holy CRAP! You mean that website actually WORKS!?! :eek: \*\* Yes. If you’re extremely patient. I went on dates with five women with no sparks at all. The sixth time was a charm. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/43 "2003-03-31T02:13:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Yeah, you wouldn’t want to be accused of giving out TMI. Heavens! :o > > So, what’s the count, now? Nine? Ten? What are ya’, college kids? Or, rutting weasels? 😉 > > The difference being, weasels don’t waste 100K on tuition. \*\* My choices are college kids or weasels? I guess we’ll have to go with weasels. Unless my husband’s MBA courses count? We are up to 9 as of dinner tonight.😃 It’s weird, really. We seem to go in cycles from one extreme to the other. We can go for a week at a time, but then we explode into action for a few days! Weekends and vacations are usually very sexually productive. We have to be crafty, though. It’s difficult to hide from three kids, especially when two are old enough now to suspect!:eek: FB ---
**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/44 "2003-03-31T02:14:38Z")
While an acquaintance of mine uses it as his personal meat market. \ ---
**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/45 "2003-03-31T02:15:45Z")
Uh my previous post would be in response to cuauhtemoc’s post, rather than FB’s 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/46 "2003-03-31T02:47:53Z")
**Contrary** , that was so _beautiful_ ‘out’ of context. Me? Five months, at least. Some days that seems like an _eternity_. ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/47 "2003-03-31T02:47:57Z")
Hopefully it won’t be too much longer now. I need to get off this computer. When you see the little check mark go from yellow to gray, you’ll know it’s party time for **Ashkicker** and I’ll be getting my groove on about then.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catalyst)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/48 "2003-03-31T02:52:14Z")
Under 48 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/49 "2003-03-31T02:52:25Z")
Got a quickie in when the kid finally fell asleep earlier! I feel so much better now. Next stop, the kitchen . . . God, I’m hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/50 "2003-03-31T03:26:00Z")
7 months… I haven’t met anyone worth gettin’ nekkid with lately. ---
**Author:** ![Upside\_Down\_Amber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c2a13f/32.png) [@Upside\_Down\_Amber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upside_Down_Amber)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/51 "2003-03-31T04:12:52Z")
5 days ago after an amazing weekend with me girlfriend. We are in a long distance relationship, she lives in Ontario and I live in Quebec. We have been dating for three months and have only been together twice now. So we generally go about a month and a half between visits. So, when we are together we make up for the time apart 😉 _On a happy note, she will be moving in with me at the end of the summer!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/52 "2003-03-31T04:31:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mephisto \* > \*\*A couple days, I guess. > > I probably would have already had sex today, but the kid won’t go to sleep…\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/53 "2003-03-31T11:55:13Z")
Five months here. ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/54 "2003-03-31T12:12:38Z")
about 12 hours ago. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/55 "2003-03-31T12:18:48Z")
5 hours 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/56 "2003-03-31T12:57:58Z")
God, about 2 months now. How do I cope? Wanking… lots of wanking. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/57 "2003-03-31T13:04:32Z")
About 17 hours. Still happy. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/58 "2003-03-31T13:46:17Z")
_Garius (ringing girlfriend)_: Hey honey! We need to go have sex now! _Girlfriend_: Excuse Me??? _Garius_: No time to explain. Thread on SDMB. Want lowest time. On way home now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/59 "2003-03-31T13:52:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Catalyst \* > \*\*Under 48 hours. \*\* I’d like to point out that I’ve never seen **Catalyst** happier than in the last few weeks. [sub]The bastard.[/sub] I’m gonna blame this thread if I do something stupid. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204/60 "2003-03-31T13:59:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*7 months… I haven’t met anyone worth gettin’ nekkid with lately. \*\* Sucks having high standards, huh? ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-is-it-since-you-had-sex/165204.md?page=4)