Ate? had a few pizza rolls about an hour ago
Saw a movie in a theater? I saw Briget Jones’ Diary when it first came out. The first one.
Had a vacation? As in going someplace out-of-town? Never.
Moved? 2 and a half years ago. Six years ago and hopefully very soon again.
Saw your best friend? About a month ago. We mostly talk on the phone.
Had sex? 15 months. Yesterday but it was just a quickie. 
Oops sorry I didn’t delete that part of the OP. Before yesterday it was like maybe three days…and definitely not a quickie!
Ate? I ate a shot of scotch half an hour ago.
Saw a movie in a theater? SNAKES ON A PLANE last Friday. Go see it.
Had a vacation? 2005, Peru.
Moved? Two months ago.
Saw your best friend? 3 months for my oldest “best” friend.
Had sex? I haven’t had my oil changed in at least four years.
Ate? - Cake & pie at a friend’s birthday party, about three hours ago
Saw a movie in a theater? Snakes on a Motherfuckin’ Plane, last Saturday. Before that, Inside Man, before that, Serenity as part of a ten-hour Firefly marathon
Had a vacation? - I went to New York and Boston from Aug 3-10th.
Moved? - Almost two years, though I’ll be moving again next week.
Saw your best friend? - Saw two of them at the aforementioned party.
Had sex? - Three years… to the month, IIRC.
Ate? Lessee, it’s about 6AM - I think the last thing I had last night was a popsicle around 7PM. Unless that doesn’t count, the it’s the pasta I had about 12 hours ago.
Saw a movie in a theater? Can’t recall - I think it was when War of the Worlds came out. Hated it - only went because my husband really wanted to see it. He wouldn’t let me snark on it either.
Had a vacation? Honestly, I can’t remember - 5 years ago?? I’ve taken days off here and there, but a real, stay-away-from-work-for-two-weeks vacation has been way too long ago.
Moved? Well, in May, 2004, I moved from Florida to Maryland, and at the end of July of that same year, we moved from our boat to our house. Over 2 years in either case.
Saw your best friend? Best friend from high school? 15 years at least. Best friend from my Navy days? Some time within the last year. Best friend from Florida? Maybe a year ago. Really haven’t made any friends since moving.
Had sex? Dunno - I don’t keep track - fairly recently. If you wait 10 minutes or so, I could have a more accurate answer. 
Ate? I ate a cookie at 8;30 last night. Otherwise, I had a sandwich about 16 hours ago.
Saw a movie in a theater? No idea. It might have been The Passion of the Christ so however long ago that was.
Had a vacation? I went to Mexico for 5 days six months ago and I leave for a real, stay-away-from-home-for-one-week vacation as soon as I finish up some work. Hmm, maybe I should log off the Dope?
Moved? January, 2003, so 3 1/2 years, roughly.
Saw your best friend? Best friend from where I live now? Saw him yesterday. College friends? Saw them last weekend. Other best friend? Saw her three months ago.
Had sex? Four and one-half years. :smack:
Ate? yesterday lunch about 19 hours ago
Saw a movie in a theater? I took my son to the last LOTR trilogy whenever that was (befort the wreck)
Had a vacation? It’s been a few years
Moved? this summer, I lost my house in a bankruptcy
Saw your best friend? He died a few years ago unexpectedly age 42 (heart attack)
Had sex? not since my wife died in a car wreck. damn, we used to make love nearly everyday (more on weekends)
this isn’t as much fun as it should be
I’m waiting for the poster who is on vacation right now and just got through having sex with their best friend in the back of the movie theater and what they ate is nobody’s business. 
Ate? Just now.
Saw a movie in a theater? A couple of months ago, when my family requested my presence during a viewing of Brokeback.
Had a vacation? Couldn’t tell you… years and years.
Moved? April. And seeing as how that was probably the 2 dozenth time, I’d be happy if I never had to do it again.
Saw your best friend? This morning.
Had sex? June 20, 2005. Yep, I’m dying too. 
Ate? 1-1/2 hours ago, had a bowl of cereal.
Saw a movie in a theater? Last Saturday, went to see Snakes on a Plane. It was hilarious!
Had a vacation? 12 months, went to Daytona Beach for 8 days. Heaven!
Moved? 6 years ago, when I bought this house
Saw your best friend? About 2 or 3 years ago, before she moved to Corpus Christi, then Oklahoma, then Missouri.
Had sex? A week ago.
Ate? About half an hour ago.
Saw a movie in a theater? I went last week to see Nacho Libre.
Had a vacation? Does a random trip to London count? If so, last week.
Moved? Three weeks ago. But have already temporarily moved out due to a fire incident.
Saw your best friend? Last week. That was what the random trip to London was for.
Had sex? This morning.
Ate? Over seven hours. Eggs. I was going to go out to get something for dinner, but it was raining and I didn’t get really hungry, so I guess a 3pm breakfast will be my only meal today.
Saw a movie in a theater? I saw The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe in December, that’s eight months. Have I really not gone since then? No, don’t think so. Eight months it is.
Had a vacation? Depends on the definition, but I’d say in the summer of 2004, so slightly over two years.
Moved? 14 months. I guess I’ll have to do it once more in my lifetime, but I don’t have to be happy about it.
Saw your best friend? About nine hours ago. She’s also my ex, and I got to meet her girlfriend for the first time. Which was cool.
Had sex? 19 months. Yeah, I miss it, but not enough to be desperate.
**Ate? **Breakfast about 5.5 hours ago
**Saw a movie in a theater? **Well the town I am living in right now doesn’t have a movie theatre so if you don’t count drive in’s, about three months.
Had a vacation? A real honest to goodness planned out vacation. Well maybe my brothers wedding a year and a half ago. Other than that, probably high school.
**Moved? **3 months ago, and will move again in 12 days. For a full move, I guess a year and a half.
**Saw your best friend? **Tricky question, if I can claim my boyfriend as my best friend than two weeks. If not, well then I have to figure out who that might be before I can say.
**Had sex? **Two weeks.
**Ate? ** I’m currently eating a Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle. I haven’t had one of these for years, and after spicing it up a little with decent soy sauce, tomato puree, some chilli flakes and a hint of garlic powder, it’s actually pretty damn tasty. I think I may have a new guilty pleasure…
**Saw a movie in a theater? ** War of the Worlds and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - last year?
Had a vacation? I only work about half the year, but the last proper ie abroad holiday was six days in Amsterdam in April this year
**Moved? ** Couple of years ago.
**Saw your best friend? ** Was supposed to be out with my best pal for many beers right now, but he’s got the cold. So I’m sitting here on a Saturday night at the computer eating a Pot Noodle. Last time was a couple of weeks ago.
**Had sex? ** Last week.
Ate?
About ten minutes ago. Pizza.
Saw a movie in a theater?
About two months ago. It must have sucked, as I don’t remember which one it was.
Had a vacation?
About three months ago, Curacao, Aruba, Haiti, Panama, and Costa Rica.
Moved?
Two months ago, right down the street to a bigger house.
Saw your best friend?
A year ago, in court.
Had sex?
Last night. In my daughters bed (she was out before someone responds with a sick joke).
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[li]Ate? Last night, 10PM, Pizza Hut. I’ll eat again in an hour when I go on lunch.[/li][li]Saw a movie in a theater? Star Wars Episode 3, over a year ago. I don’t get out to the movies much, obviously.[/li][li]Had a vacation? Three years ago. I don’t count periods of unemployment as vacation.[/li][li]**Moved?**July 1997. Moved back to my hometown after living away from it (by only 7 miles) for three years.[/li][li]Saw your best friend? It’s been two years since I have seen him in person and only talked to him on the phone once. He lives about 20 miles away now and neither of us has the time to do anything together anymore.[/li][li]Had sex? As of September 13 it will be three years.[/li][/ul]
Ate? At the moment PB&J
Saw a movie in a theater? Click at the Drive In a couple of weeks ago I guess
Moved? A year ago, my husband and I bought this house
Saw your best friend? last night
Had sex? week or so ago.
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[li]Had sex? As of September 13 it will be [del]three years.[/del] [/ul][/li][/QUOTE]
Four years! It was in 2002. Shit, I’m really losing track of this sort of thing.