# How long will $1 last on the bulletin board?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330 "2005-07-13T13:42:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/21 "2005-07-15T22:19:09Z")

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Ha! Nice…it’s been years since I read that entire project, so no, I never made the _Reader_ connection.

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**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/22 "2005-07-15T23:33:20Z")

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Stacks of change work too. It scares people. When I was in high school one lunch hour my friends and I put a stack of quaters in the middle of the hall and people would avoid it at all costs. It was great. They would leave a good two foot radius around the stack, like it would reach out and bite them if they got too close.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/23 "2005-07-16T12:28:54Z")

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> [@stpauler](#):
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> It reminds me of the time I was in college in Bemidji, MN and I was doing some studying at the local Perkins. The bus staff had cleaned off a table and the hostess seated a couple at a table. The waitress who previously had that table hadn’t picked up her two dollar tip. The couple sitting at that table was unable to have a conversation for more than a minute without having their eyes go back to that cash. The waitress didn’t pick it up while serving them either, so it sat there throughout their entire dining experience and collected a fair amount of eye traffic.

Hijack: When were you in Bemidji? I lived there for a while in the 1970’s.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/24 "2005-07-16T13:58:56Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Hijack: When were you in Bemidji? I lived there for a while in the 1970’s.

1991-92, I was just there a couple weeks ago and the place hasn’t really changed, the A&W still serves up the “Bunyan Burger” and everything.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/25 "2005-07-16T18:45:11Z")

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I have a bill I got in change a while back; it has a rubberstamped cartoon balloon, so George is saying, “I grew hemp.” If I saw a dollar on a bulletin board, I’d substitute the stamped one.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/26 "2005-07-16T19:31:27Z")

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Aw, man, I wish I could try this… _envies you all_

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/27 "2005-07-18T13:32:57Z")

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> [@stpauler](#):
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> 1991-92, I was just there a couple weeks ago and the place hasn’t really changed, the A&W still serves up the “Bunyan Burger” and everything.

Once again, proof positive that the only answer to any question that starts “Am I the only Doper who…?” is NO!

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/28 "2005-07-18T16:40:07Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Aw, man, I wish I could try this… _envies you all_

Scotch tape and a loonie?

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/29 "2005-07-18T16:54:17Z")

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It’s obvious these aren’t engineers. Some years ago I put a penny in the urinal at work- it wasn’t there 30 minutes before someone fished it out.

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**Author:** ![glilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@glilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glilly)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/30 "2005-07-18T20:45:53Z")

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$1 posted on more public bulletin board, one that requires that posted items have an “approved” stamp. The bulletin board is the “Misc/For Sale” board.

**Posted at 2:53 pm Central time 7/18/2005**. Not registered on “Where’s George” because I don’t care what happens to it later. I would like to know who took it and why, but I suspect I will not find an honest answer posted, if anything is posted at all.

This is becoming an expensive hobby.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/31 "2005-07-18T20:51:29Z")

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> [@glilly](#):
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> This is becoming an expensive hobby.

Send me $50 in singles, I’ll try the experiment here, so you have a more diverse sampling 😉

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/32 "2005-07-18T20:54:59Z")

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> [@EarthStone777](#):
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> A couple guys I knew working at a stand in a subway station (lots of foot traffic) superglued a quarter to the floor. It stayed there for a week with dozens of people a day trying to pick it up. … and then one of the cleaning crew used a chisel to get it!

A classic “friend of a friend” tale…funny enough, I saw the same thing on Candid Camera many many years ago 😛

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/33 "2005-07-18T21:39:28Z")

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At a Gay bar in Berlin, the owner super glued a 5 DMark coin (a large coin, worth about $3.00 back then) in the toilet bowl in the women’s restroom. He would always get a chuckle when a woman would come out with her arm still wet.

And speaking of which, in the Walmart parking lot over the weekend, my German vistor suddenly started screaming “Hot! Hot! Hot!” Seems she saw a quarter on the ground and picked it up. Did I mention it was 117 degrees in Las Vegas and that quarter had probably been on that asphalt, in the sun, all day.

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**Author:** ![glilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@glilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glilly)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/34 "2005-07-18T21:58:46Z")

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> [@glilly](#):
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> $1 posted on more public bulletin board, …  
> **Posted at 2:53 pm Central time 7/18/2005**

Jeebus! It was gone at 4:50 pm (the first time I checked). **Less than 2 hours.** I work with a bunch of thieving thieves.

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**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/35 "2005-07-19T05:18:22Z")

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I put a bunch of change I found at work into a coffee can, and put a cover over it marked “Found Money” and left it there for three years. Over that time there were a number of dollar bills exchanged for change, and eventually a ten and a five, along with a whole lot of pennies, and nickels.

There was a big building picnic, and we spent it on charcoal, for our grill. The can went back up, but oddly, no one ever put money in it anymore.

Tris

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/36 "2005-07-19T08:17:39Z")

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There’s probably no more homophobic environment than a men’s college dorm at a historically black college, except, of course, the elevator inside a men’s college dorm at a historically black college. I once Krazy Glued a quarter on the elevator floor and rode up and down on the car. Any time someone bent down to get it, I’d scream, “Get your mouth/ass away from my dick, you fucking fag!” Pretty soon, everybody was doing this to people unawares.

The quarter stayed for a week before someone pried it off. Dudes were either refusing to get the quarter or avoiding riding the elevator altogether. Fucking hilarious.

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**Author:** ![PETERFI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PETERFI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PETERFI)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/37 "2005-07-19T09:11:01Z")

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> [@EarthStone777](#):
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> A couple guys I knew working at a stand in a subway station (lots of foot traffic) superglued a quarter to the floor. It stayed there for a week with dozens of people a day trying to pick it up. … and then one of the cleaning crew used a chisel to get it!

The maintenance manager probably told them to do it to avoid a lawsuit from someone tripping over someone trying to get the quarter off the floor.

Transit companies have been sued for stupider things.

Peter

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/38 "2005-07-19T18:04:15Z")

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There, I will check back later… 🙂

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**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/39 "2005-07-19T19:16:39Z")

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Hey! **Hal** works in Princeton? Cool - I live in West Windsor (5 minute drive). Whaddaya know.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-will-1-last-on-the-bulletin-board/312330/40 "2005-07-20T00:46:28Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> There, I will check back later… 🙂

I so want to report that to a mod so they can delete it, and then we can see how long it was up. 😛

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