# How long would it take me to actually eat everything?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 4, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-would-it-take-me-to-actually-eat-everything/665352 "2013-08-04T21:23:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-long-would-it-take-me-to-actually-eat-everything/665352/41 "2013-08-26T18:03:32Z")

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> [@JustinC](#):
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> $299.99 for haggis, on sale from $399.99 and it doesn’t even state the weight.
> 
> Must be a joke website.

Nah, at least depending on your area. If you happen to be able to find the right butcher, you should be able to get a haggis way, way cheaper than that.

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