# How many balls does Frosty have?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [January 1, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711 "2018-01-01T22:03:30Z")
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### Author: ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/1 "2018-01-01T22:03:30Z")

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Is a proper snowman made of three snowballs stacked together, or two?

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#### Post date: [January 1, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/2 "2018-01-01T22:05:49Z")

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Depends on the height of the snowman-maker.

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3 (Or 5 if you’re a perv)

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#### Post date: [January 1, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/4 "2018-01-01T22:08:30Z")

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Two-ball snowmen look kinda incomplete to me. Lazy. They look half-assed … and I’m normally a lazy person who’s quite happy with half-ass measures, so that’s saying something.

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#### Post date: [January 1, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/5 "2018-01-01T22:32:51Z")

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I’d say three, but have you ever tried to build a snowman by rolling a ball of snow to grow it large enough? We did, a few times as kids. It gets really hard to push it around. And then how do you raise the lower one or two balls on top of the bottom one.

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### Author: ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2018, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/6 "2018-01-01T22:41:00Z")

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Frosty has no balls at all.  
They froze off.

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### Author: ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2018, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/7 "2018-01-01T22:41:46Z")

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I think he had 3, but when he came to life, he just had a snowball head & that weird pudgy body with arms and legs. Kind of like the Michelin man without the ridges.

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### Author: ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2018, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/8 "2018-01-01T23:23:43Z")

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Three. It is to pay homage to the Trinity.

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#### Post date: [January 2, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/9 "2018-01-02T03:09:38Z")

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As a kid, I made many a snowman, igloo and fort. Snowmen _always_ have 3 balls, and snowwomen have 5.

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> [@panache45](#):
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> As a kid, I made many a snowman, igloo and fort. Snowmen _always_ have 3 balls, and snowwomen have 5.

Counter-intuitive.

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#### Post date: [January 2, 2018, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/11 "2018-01-02T06:18:13Z")

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Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, thou hast completed the Holiest of Snowmen and may face it towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

What can I say? The usual Python thread has been slow for months.

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#### Post date: [January 2, 2018, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/12 "2018-01-02T06:29:08Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> As a kid, I made many a snowman, igloo and fort. Snowmen _always_ have 3 balls, and snowwomen have 5.

I have to admit I came in here with the comment, cartoon characters Don’t have genitals, floating in my mind.:eek: A freak Puritan thought for me.🆒  
Then you reminded me, bunches of our snowmen were given big snow boobies.:rolleyes:😃

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#### Post date: [January 2, 2018, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/13 "2018-01-02T10:25:22Z")

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> [@BobBitchin](#):
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> our snowmen were given big snow boobies.:rolleyes:😃

What age are we talkin’ 'bout here?  
'Cause if you include certain college fraternities…I seem to recall that some snowmen were, well…MEN. 🙂

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#### Post date: [January 2, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/14 "2018-01-02T23:32:05Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> I’d say three, but have you ever tried to build a snowman by rolling a ball of snow to grow it large enough? We did, a few times as kids. It gets really hard to push it around. And then how do you raise the lower one or two balls on top of the bottom one.

My brothers and I were going to build a really big snowman one bad winter when we were off school for a month but ran into this problem. So we hollowed it out and had a snow cave instead. Used up all of Mom’s food coloring tie-dying the outside of it. Come to think of it, we stopped rolling the giant snow ball right in the middle of her parking space too… she had to leave her car down the street for weeks.

I’m amazed she put up with us, frankly.

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#### Post date: [January 3, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/15 "2018-01-03T00:56:34Z")

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> [@chappachula](#):
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> What age are we talkin’ 'bout here?  
> 'Cause if you include certain college fraternities…I seem to recall that some snowmen were, well…MEN. 🙂

…& the snowsheep were nervous! :eek:

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> [@BobBitchin](#):
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> I have to admit I came in here with the comment, cartoon characters Don’t have genitals, floating in my mind.:eek: A freak Puritan thought for me.🆒  
> Then you reminded me, bunches of our snowmen were given big snow boobies.:rolleyes:😃

When I was in animation school, I drew some cartoon characters with genitals. The results were …disturbing.

I did not do it again.

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#### Post date: [January 3, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/17 "2018-01-03T02:11:28Z")

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Would that 98.5% of Deviantart have come to the same conclusion.

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#### Post date: [January 3, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/18 "2018-01-03T02:33:01Z")

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One ball is the legs, one ball is the body, and one ball is the head.

And it’s really rare, in my experience, to get just the right conditions that you can pack snow well enough just by rolling it. Most snowmen I’ve made have had to be hand-packed.

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#### Post date: [January 3, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/19 "2018-01-03T03:10:00Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Frosty has no balls at all.  
> They froze off.

Hmm, I thought that Frosty had s **no** w-balls

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#### Post date: [January 3, 2018, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-balls-does-frosty-have/805711/20 "2018-01-03T07:32:07Z")

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I put the carrot in the wrong spot and got in trouble with my mom.

😉

A snowman starts as a big pile of snow. Then mittoned hands round and shape it into 3 sections.

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