# How many bands/artists can YOU spot in this picture?

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**Created:** [November 30, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-bands-artists-can-you-spot-in-this-picture/333459 "2005-11-30T22:34:12Z")\
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Virgin Records is sponsoring a [contest](http://virgindigital.com/index_us.html) (click on the “find the music” link in the lower right) that involves identifying 74 bands and artists that are represented in a drawing.

[Here](http://www.hydeparkrecords.net/v.jpg) is a bigger version of the drawing, though because it’s a high-res scan from a magazine, there is a slight bit of the image missing at the crease (though it really only hampers your ability to figure out one of the bands, at most).

I managed to fill out a list of 74, but some of my picks I felt were stretching things. And I can’t for the life of me figure out who the contortionists or the bikini-clad girl in the store window are supposed to represent. I was thinking we could all get together and somehow score a perfect 74 on this – the best I’ve done is 59.

Music lovers, be warned: Everyone I’ve shown this to has been drawn into it and unable to pull away. But it sure is a fun time-waster.

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Lessee, just from a cursory glance I see -

Alice in Chains  
Cowboy Junkies  
Talking Heads  
Dead Kennedys  
Scissor Sisters  
Pet Shop Boys  
B-52s  
King Crimson  
Radiohead  
Garbage  
Smashing Pumpkins  
Matchbox 20  
Iron Maiden  
Guns & Roses  
Led Zeppelin  
Twisted Sister (the acrobats?)  
Blind Melon  
the Rolling Stones  
Go-Gos (the girls running from the Stones?)  
Black Flag  
Eminem  
Knickelback (the oversized silver dollar?)  
Blur  
the Police  
Scorpions  
the Cars  
Ratt  
Whitesnake  
Pixies  
U2 (the grafitti “UU” on the building)  
Crowded House  
Counting Crows (two crows on the Main Street sign?)  
Rusted Root

Assuming I’m right, that’s 33 of them.

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A few more, though I’m not 100% sure all of them were intended:White Zombie  
The Eagles  
The Cranberries (the bags in front of the fruit stand look like they might be labeled this, but I’m not quite sure)  
Pavement  
Seal  
The Bee-Gees  
The Beach Boys  
Skinny Puppy  
Cake  
Dinosaur, Jr.  
The Monkees  
Mountain  
Hole  
Red Hot Chili Peppers  
Korn  
The Lemonheads  
Green Day

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Oh, and of courseQueen

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I found one that isn’'t already listed, but I don’t know how to make a spoiler post spoiler safe. Fair warning, spoilier down below.

The queen’s holding white pistols with pink vibrators in place of the barrels: Sex Pistols

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> [@SNenc](#):
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> And I can’t for the life of me figure out who the contortionists or the bikini-clad girl in the store window are supposed to represent.

The contortionists could be The Contortions (a punk group).  
The “King Crimson” figure could also be Prince.

Add to that:  
Queen  
Cake  
Gorillaz  
Seal  
Great White (the shark in the tank)  
Eels  
The Eagles  
Red Hot Chili Peppers  
Dinosaur, Jr.  
The Nails  
Spoon (or Big Spoon, a rap artist)  
The Postal Service (the guy at the mail collection box)  
The Bee Gees (the grafitti “BGs”)  
The throng in white? Manic Street Preachers, methinks.  
I think that’s 50 Cent, not Nickelback.  
The starving dog (a whippet?) could be Skinny Puppy.  
The TVs in the store window? Television.

The Madonna and Child graphic is probably Madonna… but if they’d added a danish in her hand, it’d also be Mary’s Danish!

They missed an oppty. with the grafitti – had they made it anything political, it could’ve also been Scritti Politti.

The red-bikini-clad mannikin in the shop window – Bikini Kill, perhaps, or the electronica act Cherry Bikini (I found the latter listed in [Allmusic.com](http://Allmusic.com)), or both.

The two dudes in black suits could be Interpol (or The Police), but what’s with their guitar cases?

The street itself – Pavement.

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Guesses that other people haven’t made so far:

Black Flag  
50 Cent (the half dollar)  
Gorillaz  
Skinny Puppy (the dog near the White Zombie)

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OK…they HADN’T been guessed, ayhow…

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> [@ImaginalDisc](#):
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> The queen’s holding white pistols with pink vibrators in place of the barrels: Sex Pistols

Hey, those questionable pistols are also The Vibrators (another British punk group from the '70’s)!

Maybe those gymnast/dancers doing contortions are also the Brit punk group Sham 69? 😃

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The two young lesbians necking? Modern Lovers. 🙂

( **Tengu** , I know the feeling.)

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The Nails might actually be the Nine Inch Nails.

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The white crosswalks could be The White Stripes, but I wonder if that’s pushing it.

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And…has noone mentioned The Doors yet?

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My guesses in no particular order:

1. Pixies
2. Led Zep
3. Gorillaz
4. B-52’s
5. Pet Shop Boys
6. Seal
7. Dead Kennedys
8. White Zombie
9. Cake
10. Scorpions
11. Guns n Roses
12. 50 Cent
13. Robert Plant?
14. Dinosaur Jr.?
15. Queen
16. Prince
17. Sex Pistols
18. Eels
19. Matchbox 20
20. Smashing Pumkins
21. Scissor Sisters
22. Green Day
23. Blind Melon
24. Alice in Chains
25. Blur
26. Cowboy Junkies
27. Black Crowes
28. Beach Boys
29. Eagles
30. Black Flag
31. Rolling Stones
32. White Snake
33. Madonna
34. Radiohead
35. Traffic
36. Garbage
37. Hole
38. Ratt
39. Kiss
40. White Stripes
41. Police
42. U2
43. Bee Gees
44. Cars

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> [@](#):
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> The Nails might actually be the Nine Inch Nails.

Yep, they are very long. A two-for-one, then?  
The three girls holding hands, skipping? Tripping Daisy.  
The two surfer dudes (The Beach Boys, as someone already pointed out) are also Surf Punks.  
The wheeled cart with the guns & roses on it… Pushcar?

Three details are really bugging me: the blond girl with bubblegum on the fire escape, the oil/grease slick in the road, and the… thing on the street in front of the half-dollar (what is that, a pile of bones?). Nevermind that there’s nondescript listings in Allmusic for stuff like “Oil,” “Bubblegum Crisis,” and one for “From Bubblegum to Sky”. I want readily-recognized marquee names, dammit. 😉

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> [@ImaginalDisc](#):
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> The white crosswalks could be The White Stripes, but I wonder if that’s pushing it.

That’s what I thought too.

> [@The Scrivener](#):
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> The two young lesbians necking? Modern Lovers.

I put Kiss.

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Possibly those are Black Crowes.

Phish (in the bowl)

Who’s that leaning against the shop?  
Yello? Goldfinger?

What is that object in the box by the fruit stand? A necklace of some sort?

I almost think the strange thing coming out of the sewer grate could be “The Vines”.

Also, there’s another band called _The_ Scorpions which probably doesn’t count.

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Prince

And since the scissors are pink, Pink.

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D’oh, bearflag70 already got Prince. Tell me, is he really that good a basketball player?

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> [@panamajack](#):
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> What is that object in the box by the fruit stand? A necklace of some sort?

Looks like it. Jewel?

(If rebus-like associations count, then the proximity of the necklace to the scissors also suggests Jules Shear.)

The garbage can that’s tipped over? Built to Spill.

And if we’re counting environmental stuff (Pavement, The White Stripes), and I don’t see why not, then we also get to count _Air_. 😃

Still trying to figure out the naked guy. [sigh] The story of my life…

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