# How many calories are in the average male ejaculation?

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**Created:** [June 23, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-calories-are-in-the-average-male-ejaculation/251806 "2004-06-23T15:34:46Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-calories-are-in-the-average-male-ejaculation/251806/1 "2004-06-23T15:34:46Z")

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How many calories are in the average male ejaculation?  
Lynne W (Windy City Chicago)

You made one big assumption in you post  
[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_054](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054)  
You said “after all, we all know it certainly doesn’t taste like egg white”.  
I must say I have never and I mean NEVER tasted/swallowed the stuff you made referenced. Next time you decided to ‘paint with a broad brush’ remember not everyone ‘certainly knows’ what you know.  
Also, you might start count’en those calories while on the “JOB”. Wouldn’t want you to ‘stroke out’ while ‘strok’en, if you know what I’m say’en. {:O) :smack: