# How many calories are in the average male ejaculation **URL:** \ **Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\ **Created:** [January 18, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-calories-are-in-the-average-male-ejaculation/285271 "2005-01-18T00:35:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jojokisssp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed655f/32.png) [@jojokisssp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jojokisssp)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-calories-are-in-the-average-male-ejaculation/285271/1 "2005-01-18T00:35:18Z")
Dear Cecil I’ve only read two questions and answers and i love it. I have already emailed my friends. I love the way you answered Mr. Know-It-All. He should change his name to Mr. Know-nothing. Anyway you are great and i intend to read the rest. Take Care JL Toronto, Ontario ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-calories-are-in-the-average-male-ejaculation/285271/2 "2005-01-18T02:09:28Z")
Welcome to the Straight Dope Message Boards, **jojokissp** , we’re glad to have you with us. When you start a thread, it’s helpful to other readers if you provide a link to the Column you’re discussing. Saves them lots of search time and helps keep everyone on the same page. In this case, I presume, the classic: [How many calories are in the average male ejaculation?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054.html). No biggie, you’ll know for next time. And as I say, welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-calories-are-in-the-average-male-ejaculation/285271/3 "2005-01-18T14:33:19Z")
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