# How many chairs per capita are there in your residence?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 19, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456 "2005-01-19T00:06:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/41 "2005-01-19T12:54:32Z")

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4 people in our house and:

3 X 3 seat couches  
2 X 2 seat love seats  
3 comfy chairs  
6 dining room chairs  
4 desk chairs  
3 counter stools  
1 vanity table stool  
5 outside padded chairs  
2 outside rattan chairs  
1 outside rocking chair  
4 outside plastic chairs  
1 X 2 seat porch swing

So that’s a total of 44 seats (if I’m adding correctly) or 11 seats per person. We hardly ever entertain, so we usually have all those seats to ourselves!

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/42 "2005-01-19T13:02:47Z")

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> [@don't ask](#):
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> Did you do that from memory, or walk around?

Sadly from memory. The mother is way to anal about where things belong…yes it is hellish and VERY temporary!!

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/43 "2005-01-19T13:06:31Z")

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I live in a studio apt. I have one small armchair, one computer roller chair and a small rocking ottoman that could double as a seat.

Other than my daybed, that’s it.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/44 "2005-01-19T15:07:38Z")

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Hmmmmmmm…

2 sofas - 6 people  
2 recliners  
6 dining room chairs  
4 chairs around the breakfast table  
1 recliner and 1 rocking chair in master bedroom  
1 recliner in guest bedroom  
1 computer chair, 1 futon (seats 3) and two ladderback chairs in study  
3 rocking chairs on back porch  
12 chairs around two patio tables on back porch  
1 bench on backporch that seats two  
8 additional ladderback chairs in storage building  
Enough places for 32 people to sit around the pool when it’s all out there.

Ok, that’s 83 places to have a seat around the swampcave. Hell, I mighta missed a few.

No, I do not want to host 83 people at one time, thankyouverymuch. 😃

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**Author:** ![down\_by\_law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@down\_by\_law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/down_by_law)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/45 "2005-01-19T15:19:13Z")

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let’s see…

i have a couch that seats 4.  
1 side chair that matches said couch.  
4 dining chairs.  
4 old dining chairs in the basement.  
2 outdoor folding chairs.  
1 computer chair.  
2 folding chairs for camping.

that’s what? 18 seats for one person?

and i plan on buying 4 more folding chairs, a new couch, a stool, side chair, and 2 dining chairs. that’s 31 seats. oh, and i have plans to build a bench and a porch swing. i bet i’ll have 35 seats by summer, bitches!

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**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/46 "2005-01-19T15:35:30Z")

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I live in a one-bedroom apartment with my girlfriend. We have a futon (which doubles as a bed), a loveseat, two chairs in the living room, two desk chairs, and four chairs at the table near the kitchen. Unless my math skills have failed me (and that’s entirely possible), that means ten pieces of furniture designed for seating, and there are two of us…so, there are five chairs per capita in our residence. 🙂

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/47 "2005-01-19T15:54:16Z")

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I live alone. I don’t have many guests. The most people I’ve ever had over was about six at one time. That was last year.

I have:

4 dining room chairs  
2 kitchen chairs  
3 upholstered armchairs  
8 wooden/metal straightback chairs in various places  
2 office chairs  
2 2-seater benches  
A chaise longue that seats 3  
A couch that seats 3

None of that counts outdoor furniture. I also have a futon that seats 3-4 but I have it flat (like a bed) now, so I’m not counting it.

So, I come out to 29 seats for just me. I think I am the highest chairs per capita so far, except for Calm Kiwi’s mother, but she’s not an Actual Board Member.

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**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/48 "2005-01-19T15:56:48Z")

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2 people in a one bedroom apt.

We have-

5 dining chairs (The 6th was weakened by my wife and I, the broke when a friend of ours sat in it.)  
2 office chairs  
1 recliner  
1 kneeling stool  
2 directors chairs  
1 chair with arms (I don’t know where it came from, it’s kind of like an old dorm chair)  
1 folding chair (was part of a set, I don’t recall what happened to the other 3)

So 13 chairs == 6.5 chairs per person. Plus the sleeper sofa (the sleeper part is not used).

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/49 "2005-01-19T16:09:57Z")

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We have:

4 kitchen chairs  
1 wingback chair  
1 big comfy chair  
1 leather couch (seats 3)  
1 cloth sofa (seats 3 or 4)  
1 cloth loveseat (seats 2)  
10 dining rooms chairs (rosewood with silk seats)  
1 bench to sit on while taking off shoes  
1 rocking chair outside  
1 child’s sized bench  
3 child sized wooden chairs  
1 elephant chair (seats 2)

I think that’s all. So 26 chairs, which seat 33. There are four of us in the house. So 6.5 chairs per person, and 8.25 seats.

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/50 "2005-01-19T17:15:24Z")

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College dorm. 2 people, 2 crappy college-provided chairs that fall apart when I lean back.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/51 "2005-01-19T17:21:35Z")

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I live alone, with two cats who don’t really care for seating options. I do have frequent visitors, but there’s usually no more than three at a time, except for parties and the like. I have:

4 chairs that go with the kitchen table  
1 rolly office chair  
1 metal folding chair  
1 recliner  
Couch seating for 7 (two loveseats, one full-length couch)  
A wooden wagon-seat usually used for storage, but able to seat 2 skinny people in a pinch.

And of course, most of my friends choose to sit on the floor.

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/52 "2005-01-19T20:48:11Z")

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> [@Queen Tonya](#):
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> congratulations on the first thread that ever made me get up offa my butt and physically verify before replying.

Thank you. Although, this seems like kind of a trivial thing to need to verify before replying. After all, whose going to know if you get it wrong?

In other news, I am delighted by the response rate, and also by some of the responses. Given the small number of rooms in my apartment, I may seem to have an excessive number of chairs. However, based on responses to this thread, having lots of chairs is common. Having more people in a household seems to decrease the chairs per capita more than it increases the total number of chairs. (But no, I’m not planning on doing a statistical analysis to confirm this theory.)

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/53 "2005-01-19T21:53:45Z")

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4 dining chairs  
2 hand-me-down chairs used for other purposes (one is a tv stand)  
2 folding chairs  
2 office chairs  
2 upholstered living room type chairs  
loveseat (seats 2)  
futon/sofa (seats 3)  
camel saddle (seats 1)

Total 18 for two people — dear lord, we have 9 seats each?

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/54 "2005-01-19T22:07:03Z")

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Well, I have 8 dining chairs.  
3 seater sofa  
3 lounger chairs  
desk chair  
makeup chair

so, I guess that makes 16.

I live alone. I guess I do a lot of sitting.

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**Author:** ![Burnt\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee59a6/32.png) [@Burnt\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Sugar)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/55 "2005-01-19T22:23:02Z")

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Office: 3  
Kitchen: 2  
Middle Balcony: 5  
Stored: 4  
Car: 2 (in boot)  
My bedroom: 1  
Bottom Balcony: 2  
Guest room (has a convertible sofa): 5  
Top Balcony: 7  
Bar: 3  
Living Room: 5  
Entrance: 4  
Dressing Room: 1  
Total: 44

And there are 3 of us, so that makes 14.67 chairs each. We do have another 6 dining room chairs that are in storage away from the house, because at the moment we don’t have a dining room. (It’s okay, we live in Qld, Australia, so all our meals are eaten outside.)

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**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/56 "2005-01-20T01:32:23Z")

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I believe I am second to **calm kiwi’s** mum so far.

Live by myself, have:  
2 x 3 seater sofas  
1 small beanbag chair  
8 x dining chairs  
1 kitchen stool  
2 piano stools (crazy, only 1 piano)  
2 computer chairs  
1 guest room chair  
1 x 5 seater component sofa  
2 outside recliners  
1 x 3 seater outside bench  
1 swiss ball I sit on to watch TV

Grand total of 32.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/57 "2005-01-20T01:46:47Z")

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> [@elfbabe](#):
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> Stately **Mercotan** manor, population four, has seating for… Lessee…
> 
> … about 65 inside, plus an undetermined number outside. (The edge of our deck is largely made up of bench.)
> 
> We like sitting.

I got 85 inside, not counting the folding chairs that are folded up. Add them and we’re approaching 100.

I think we may have 10 or 15 more in all the attics too.

We’ve got a lot of stuff. The house contains combined households of my grandparents, my parents, me and the Mrs. and all the excess the two kids have brought in with them.

**elfbabe** is currently in Baltimore, on a mission to bring more chairs home.

How many chairs will you be bringing, kiddo? 😃

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**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/58 "2005-01-20T09:17:52Z")

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> [@Coil](#):
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> Counting just chairs that’s 25 and including the sofas that’s 34 seats for 2 adults and one child. So ~8/person or ~11/person.
> 
> We have way too many chairs IMO.

I’ll have to correct myself. Upon coming home I learned that my wife had just bought two new chairs that I had to go and pick up at the store. On recounting I found that I had missed a couple of chairs.

So the new total in the Coil household is 30 chairs and 7 seats in sofas for a total of 37 seats. If one counts toilets as seats we have a nice round 13 seats per capita or perhaps 13 seats per derriere is a more correct term. :rolleyes:

How about decorative pillows/cushions? I counted all pillows in the apartment as well. Not counting sleeping pillows or seat cushions we have 37 of them. :eek:

Lamps you say? 35 of those. :eek:

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/59 "2005-01-20T10:02:03Z")

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Fairly small 1 bed apartment. 1.5 persons here – I live alone, but my boyfriend probably spends about 50% of his time here. More in the summer and on breaks, less in the school year. I rarely have more than three people in my apt at one time.

1 computer chair at the comp. desk  
4 wooden chairs with the dining table  
2 smallish arm chairs  
2 -seater loveseat  
1 drafting chair for my easels & drafting desk

So, ten seating capacity, if you count the boyfriend as a full resident then it’s 5 chairs per capita.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-chairs-per-capita-are-there-in-your-residence/285456/60 "2005-01-20T11:39:53Z")

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We all have far too many chairs.

Won’t anyone think of the chairless???

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