We is a bunch of oldies!
Crowded House have one:
Cool! Now does anybody have a song about Long Island Iced Tea?
You’re older than you’ve ever been.
And now you’re even older.
And now you’re even older.
And now you’re even older.
Damn - one day too late.
I’m 23,001. Missed a big anniversary yesterday.
Well, I can’t say as I blame you…
26,086. I was once told that I was going to live to be 100, but the way things have been going lately I’m not sure I’m going to make it that far.
28,274. I remember all of them except 11. 11 total, not day 11.
As of just now, 25226. My birthday is 12/31/54. I remember a Doper, twickster, that was the same day.
You have been alive for 19,823 days.
15,848 so far.
19,384 days. 9,000 of them must be hungover days. 
What’s scarier is the number of times my heart has beat: 2,171,936,338.
Okay, now not feeling that safe looking at that number. I’m in bed for the night!
I’ve been alive for 16,749 days.
I think it’s time to go for an engine check or something.
Probably need a new belt.
Update:
| 30002 | Zeldar | |
|---|---|---|
| 28408 | GaryM | |
| 28275 | mixdenny | |
| 28016 | Chefguy | |
| 27331 | OldGuy | |
| 27089 | smithsb | |
| 26175 | XOldiesJock | |
| 26087 | LurkMeister | |
| 25913 | Railer13 | |
| 25827 | Bookkeeper | |
| 25527 | RTFirefly | |
| 25447 | SCAdian | |
| 25227 | Baker | |
| 24937 | commasense | |
| 24725 | kaylasdad99 | |
| 24554 | BobLibDem | |
| 24232 | Czarcasm | |
| 24079 | kayaker | |
| 24065 | TXRebel | |
| 24057 | Mean_Mr.Mustard | |
| 23524 | Sternvogel | |
| 23076 | Dinsdale | |
| 23002 | Wallaby | |
| 22868 | SuntanLotion | |
| 22855 | pjd | |
| 22825 | TRC4941 | |
| 22674 | 74westy | |
| 22707 | saje | |
| 21682 | solost | |
| 20625 | Ike_Witt | |
| 20047 | NotherYinzer | |
| 19831 | GuanoLad | |
| 19824 | Loggins | |
| 19512 | DorkVader | |
| 19384 | Locrian | |
| 17889 | Happy_Lendervedder | |
| 17588 | Anaamika | |
| 16749 | Frodo | |
| 16013 | WildaBeast | |
| 15849 | Kron | |
| 15311 | ekedolphin | |
| 13215 | Velocity |
I am duly impressed by the fact that your update is indeed up-to-date.
21,491.
According to a 1981 song by the Moody Blues, my time will run out in June of next year.
If you are ranking us then let me add three more to bring my total to 31,779. My baby sister, whose birthday is today just hit 27,759, just 4020 days behind me.
17,091 days