I finally found a question on SD I’m smart enough to contribute to! I’ve been looking for SIX YEARS. This will begin the process of dampening the accumulating guilt I feel I’m stealing consulting services one would otherwise pay very good money for. I went to a confession once, I said “I only ask questions on Straight Dope”
OK, so. How do I explain this so it sounds clever and not crazy.
I’m a “lite” schizophrenic. (Footnote: technically, I’m schizoaffective which is lite-schizophrenia meets lite-bipolar; I also have potent ADHD, but don’t worry about any of that! And FYI for any future employer searching the net for dirt about me, I’m also well medicated.)
Schizos often perceive reality and interpret information differently from others. These experiences can be good or bad. Once I was in a psych ward (not many stories end well that start with this phrase; this is an exception) and lying around the place for public reading material was the book Hyperspace, by a physicist Machio Kaku who has a knack for explaining things in exciting terms to layman; in the book, he explains higher dimensions in an enticing way. Another patient in the ward told me to read it.
Now in Hyperspace Kaku describes a childhood memory of watching carp in a pond, and thinking that his world was beyond their comprehension, and likens this to what higher dimensions are like. Now a NORMAL reader of the book can feel uplifted, as if Kaku’s explanation of the physics is almost lifting them up into a slightly higher awareness. Me being less sane and more easy to jump to otherworldly explanations, my personal feeling/interpretation/experience reading the book was a bit more lofty: I had the perception that some being(s) in a higher dimension, that I couldn’t understand, dropped the book into my life as a way of communicating. They saw that I was creative/etc and wanted to inject the book into my lifepath to see what I would do with it and how it would affect me, like watching the carp like Kaku did. That was a pleasant experience. (It kind of wore off… I don’t look at the book now and think “this was delivered to me through a higher dimension” but it was still a good memory).
My point here may be that “alternate dimensions” in the spirital/religious/crazy sense, can be directly related to higher physical dimensions in math/physics. Again even a normal reader of the book can feel uplifted in a way, like they are (metaphorically) being lifted up into a higher awareness. So maybe understanding higher dimensions can actually help lift you up into them.
Honestly, I think numbering them is kind of silly. Kaku goes through all the math, that there may be 10 or 20 or whatnot by XYZ theories, but some of the beauty of higher dimensions is lost in the precise numbers. I think the obvious, natural, normal answer is that there are infinite dimensions.