# How many Doper specializations can you name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 18, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199 "2007-10-18T18:14:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199/101 "2007-12-04T21:07:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Kuboydal]  
Dutch Botany does indeed sound like an intriguing euphemism.  
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“So, how much does a Dutch Botanist make”.

“Err. . . actually I pay _them_”.

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**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199/102 "2007-12-04T22:15:57Z")

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I forgot to add **Kimstu** , who is a historian of science or something similar.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199/103 "2007-12-05T15:29:47Z")

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**Tuckerfan** , is the only other machinist on the board that I know of.

I’m just quietly waiting for someone to ask about restoring or refinishing antique brass lamps so I can leave a mark in peoples memory with my obscure speciality.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199/104 "2007-12-05T16:06:57Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
**Wordman** – music  
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Hey - cool! I got name-checked! It was that recommendation for the John McLaughlin CD, wasn’t it? 🙂

I don’t have much to add - the folks I would add seem to be mentioned.

- \*\*Crotalus \*\* knows guitars and music as well as rattlesnakes.
- Lots of folks know guitar stuff, like **sleestak** , **Small Clanger** , \*\*Cluricaun \*\* and a bunch of others.
- Along with **fishbicycle** , \*\*Biffy the Elephant Shrew \*\*knows the Beatles

You get the idea. I always happen upon these Doper lists way too late in the game…

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199/105 "2007-12-05T16:18:09Z")

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[QUOTE=WordMan]  
Hey - cool! I got name-checked! It was that recommendation for the John McLaughlin CD, wasn’t it?

…

You get the idea. I always happen upon these Doper lists way too late in the game…  
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Thank god for vanity searches, eh? 😛

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199/106 "2007-12-05T18:57:41Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Thank god for vanity searches, eh? 😛  
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Not really. The first time I did a vanity search on Google in years (a photo of me had been published and I wanted to see how it looked) I found out that there is a guy with my name (very uncommon last name) in my general vicinity…who is a competitive eater and trying to become a top-ranked one. :dubious: Just what I need…

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199/107 "2007-12-05T20:29:05Z")

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**Biffy the Elephant Shrew** is also an authority on the recordings of Frank Zappa.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-doper-specializations-can-you-name/423199/108 "2007-12-05T20:40:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Mr. Goob]  
**Tuckerfan** , is the only other machinist on the board that I know of.

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I used to be one, but changed careers about three years back.

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