# How many Dopers are drinking? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808 "2001-03-21T02:49:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/1 "2001-03-21T02:49:33Z")
I for one have had a few, which may possibly explain my spelling and overt flirtatiousness. Me? Stopped by Gordon Biersch actually on BUSINESS! Well I HAD to have a few Dunkels, to let the Sales Manager know I was serious. Work is hell. Then why stop when I get home? Anyway, I’m fairly toasted. Are you? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/2 "2001-03-21T03:00:38Z")
I am not now, but I promise to return on Thursday night, only to type as a drunk. Yes finally, you will see me in my **finest** form! Tripler Gotta play hockey tomorrow, and I got a physical Thursday. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/3 "2001-03-21T03:02:19Z")
Well, if my Ybor Gold had gotten here this weekend, I might be… 😉 Unfortunately, now that I’m back at my parents, their “No drinking” rule is back into effect, so… no goodies in **my** soda tonight. I need to go out of town for a weekend and have someone get me plastered. Any volunteers??? 😃 Oh, and **UncleBill** … what makes tonight so special? You’re **ALWAYS** an overt flirt! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/4 "2001-03-21T03:18:52Z")
I’m on my third daquiri (strawberry. BUt I{m sober ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/5 "2001-03-21T03:55:14Z")
Yeah, well, last night you could have asked me how many pulls you can G in a muscle car (I’m afraid to go back to that thread and look). ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/6 "2001-03-21T04:05:55Z")
I might be drinking, but I’m a little uneasy about doing so all alone. 🙂 Hmm… where are you, **TP**? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tygre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@tygre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tygre)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/7 "2001-03-21T04:24:28Z")
Heh. I’m avoiding studying now for a test I have tomorrow morning - so no drinking tonight - but tomorrow is another story! 😃 –tygre ---
**Author:** ![superdenseprotohippy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@superdenseprotohippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superdenseprotohippy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/8 "2001-03-21T04:29:15Z")
I am. It’s my 21st Birthday. Hurrah for me. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/9 "2001-03-21T06:51:12Z")
I’m not, but I just was. Four guys moved into the house across the street a few months ago, and they were quite stalkeresque. Turned out I had met one of them about six months prior as he was the cousin of a friend. Blah blah blah. They finally got me to go over tonight, and they certainly took advantage. After they all too disgusting creme de cacao, cherry whiskey, pepsi and vodka concoction they fed me, they handed over some vodka a la grape juice. Thursday I am to escort some cheese. My ap ologies if I am lacking in the sense department. I am now off to the sanctity of my waterbed so I can sell knives come the morn. ---
**Author:** ![superdenseprotohippy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@superdenseprotohippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superdenseprotohippy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/10 "2001-03-21T07:45:58Z")
Wow, **mega the roo** made less sense than I thought I was making. Well done, my dear. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/11 "2001-03-21T12:07:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*I might be drinking, but I’m a little uneasy about doing so all alone. 🙂 > > Hmm… where are you, **TP**? 🙂 \*\* Right here, m’dear. Sorry I had to step out for a moment. Do you have any vodka there? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/12 "2001-03-21T13:04:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Right here, m’dear. Sorry I had to step out for a moment. Do you have any vodka there? \*\* Vodka? Why, that’s my middle name! [sub]danthevodkaman[/sub] Will the lady be wanting it on the rocks or straight out of the bottle? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/13 "2001-03-21T17:48:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > \*\*Right here, m’dear. Sorry I had to step out for a moment. Do you have any vodka there? \*\* > > Vodka? Why, that’s my middle name! > > [sub]danthevodkaman[/sub] > > Will the lady be wanting it on the rocks or straight out of the bottle? 😛 \*\* Honestly, have you any soda to mix with it? I like to be brought up slowly, then be surprised when I get hit with it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/14 "2001-03-21T18:01:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Honestly, have you any soda to mix with it? I like to be brought up slowly, then be surprised when I get hit with it. Why yes, yes I do. I have everything from Mountain Dew to Shasta to A-Treat to Mr. Pibb to Dr Pepper to Jolt to Pepsi and Coke. Whaddlitbe? And I have a glass for you, too! Now… do you have something I could drink **mine** out of? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/15 "2001-03-21T18:17:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Why yes, yes I do. I have everything from Mountain Dew to Shasta to A-Treat to Mr. Pibb to Dr Pepper to Jolt to Pepsi and Coke. Whaddlitbe? > > And I have a glass for you, too! Now… do you have something I could drink **mine** out of? 😉 \*\* Oh, Coke please. _takes a long sip_ Now THAT hits the spot. And you can drink yours from wherever you’d like. I’m sure there are a few receptacles that would be just perfect for your drinking pleasure. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/16 "2001-03-21T23:14:37Z")
Don’t drink and post, kids. [sub]He said, sipping his Grolsch.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/17 "2001-03-21T23:41:17Z")
What, not hitting the Jack Daniels yet, Coldy? I’m disappointed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/18 "2001-03-21T23:48:35Z")
I’m on my third beer - does that count? ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/19 "2001-03-22T01:10:25Z")
the brie in a lovely strapless gold lame gown is escorted by mega the roo, wearing a lovely furry brown jumpsuit… you are escorting cheese??? on thursday??? ice tea and oj straight, here. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808/20 "2001-03-22T05:04:31Z")
Only on my third beer here. I do so love playing the “oh dear lord, what did I post last night” game with a raging hangover. Ooh ooh…I found some whiskey…I should be up to full tomfoolery mode in about 20 minutes!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-drinking/58808.md?page=2)