# How many Dopers are Juggalos or Juggalettes?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 9, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683 "2008-03-09T03:21:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/1 "2008-03-09T03:21:16Z")

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And while we are at it, what is your ICP song. Mine is [Thy Unveiling](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssrj-taPkaU). Best of all, **babygirl** is a juggalette and wants a Faygo shower.

So, any other Juggalos here?

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Mongo\_Ponton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Mongo\_Ponton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mongo_Ponton)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/2 "2008-03-09T05:11:19Z")

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Seriously man.

ICP is so last year.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/3 "2008-03-09T05:17:06Z")

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Sorry, never been able to take them seriously since Sharon Osbourne made them whimper like she was the Clown Mommy and they were little kids at the circus.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/4 "2008-03-09T05:26:38Z")

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I used to be friends with a couple juggalos in high school but was never a fan and the only song I remember is _Take It_. It’s not bad.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/5 "2008-03-09T11:52:07Z")

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I’d guess the number is somewhere between “not many” and “Is that some kind of racial pejorative?”

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**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/6 "2008-03-09T14:16:32Z")

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I’m not, but one of my brothers is. He’s also in a band that’s two biggest influences are ICP and Star Wars. My brother is quite the interesting fellow…

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**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/7 "2008-03-09T14:24:52Z")

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I’ve got a few CD’s but I don’t consider myself to be anything near a juggalo. The music is fun, in a bouncy, offensive, silly way; and the subject material occasionally strays into the thoughtful if in a hamfisted manner. Besides, weird hiphop artists are unusual and loads more fun to listen to than: Sex, sex, Drugs, Drugs, Bling, Bling, WHoop WHoop!

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/8 "2008-03-09T14:33:18Z")

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My brother had a juggalo phase, for a while, but like most, he grew out of it.

And, despite my dislike for the mentality, I have found a few songs to be enjoyable, primarily “Rock the Dead” by Twizted.

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**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/9 "2008-03-09T16:23:25Z")

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What up, ninja? I subscribed just so I could post here. Brought the Fam some Faygo, and everyone else some pie. (Sorry about the burnt edges, all!)

Been down for 9 years now. Favorite song is The Killing Fields, unless we’re spanning the whole label, in which case I’d have to go with Zug Izland’s Fly Away.

I say stomp you say…

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**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/10 "2008-03-09T16:27:01Z")

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My hometown is responsible for this band. :smack:  
Not too surprising if you know the city, though.

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/11 "2008-03-09T19:57:54Z")

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What up ninja!

Lots of favorites from all of ICP’s eras: Dog Beats, Bitches, Dating Game (one cannot under emphasize the value of “it was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama!” in casual conversation), Down With the Clown, Free Studio, Fuck the World, Homies, I Stab People… I could go on all day.

I realize most people have probably already made up their minds about ICP but nonethless I present “An Intelligent Look at the Insane Clown Posse” a thoughtful article about the group written by someone who listened to their material with an open mind.

> **[Phoebus Apollo's Oracle](http://www.paoracle.com/?archive=77)**
>
> Nuanced thoughts in space...

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/12 "2008-03-09T20:50:27Z")

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[QUOTE=pprgrl]  
I’m not, but one of my brothers is. He’s also in a band that’s two biggest influences are ICP and Star Wars. My brother is quite the interesting fellow…  
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Let me guess…  
_Insane Clown Jedi_?  
_Wookaloo?_  
_Clowns of the Sith?_

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/13 "2008-03-09T21:04:22Z")

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Great fucking Christ. The SDMB is not at all what it used to be.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/14 "2008-03-09T21:38:23Z")

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I’m as much of a Juggalette as a fifty year old white woman can be–I have the entire discography including rarities and ICP is still on my top five list of driving music choices. I play “Fuck The World” every Friday afternoon going home from work… I’m sorry but they make me laugh hysterically on a regular basis, I mean really–who can refrain from a giggle about Mr. Felcher and the teacher’s head in the bookbag? Or “I could do anything… if I wanted to!” The mad professor? The fun house? I got bugs on my ballsack? Eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four? I need a chick who like bananas in her butt? Comedy gold, man!

I also like the more serious stuff as well, like Pass Me By, Crystal Ball, Juggalo Paradise, Let’s Go All The Way, etc. I may be fulla shit or have no taste but I like 'em…

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/15 "2008-03-09T21:57:53Z")

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I personally was never into them, but I heard a lot of their stuff growing up. I respect the hell out of them and how hard they had to hustle to make it.

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**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/16 "2008-03-09T22:16:34Z")

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Geez, **Ogre** , what’s your problem? The thread title says it all. Don’t threadshit just because some of us listen to different music than you.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/17 "2008-03-09T22:31:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Ogre]  
Great fucking Christ. The SDMB is not at all what it used to be.  
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I know. Folks Threadshit so much more than they used to. It’s sad and pathetic.

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So, if I may ask our Juggalo contingent, what do you think of the “revelation” of the Christian method that is alleged to be shot throughout their entire discography?

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/18 "2008-03-09T22:41:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Tristan]

So, if I may ask our Juggalo contingent, what do you think of the “revelation” of the Christian method that is alleged to be shot throughout their entire discography?  
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Cross between “no shit, Sherlock” and “Gotcha ya!” 😉

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/19 "2008-03-10T05:00:19Z")

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[QUOTE=DWMarch]  
What up ninja!

I realize most people have probably already made up their minds about ICP but nonethless I present “An Intelligent Look at the Insane Clown Posse” a thoughtful article about the group written by someone who listened to their material with an open mind.

> **[Phoebus Apollo's Oracle](http://www.paoracle.com/?archive=77)**
>
> Nuanced thoughts in space...

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Good article about how hard they had to work and the challenges they faced. I was familiar with most of the story, but I like to know that artists can make it with out MTV and the Top 40 airplay.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-are-juggalos-or-juggalettes/440683/20 "2008-03-10T08:52:50Z")

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I think the sampler from The Wraith (Simple and Blunt) sums up ICP nicely for those who aren’t all that familiar with them:

_Tell me this muthafucka, truly… how you living?  
Ever get the urge maybe do a little wig-splittin’?  
Ever been the last kid picked for a team?  
Ever had muthafuckas come and shit on your dreams?  
Do you have ideas and something to say  
Only ain’t nobody ever got they ears pointed your way  
Ever been fucked with for like this and like that  
And go home with crazy thoughts about cuttin’ they neck?  
You might find an escape in this band the world hates  
Cause we been gettin’ shit on homie, we can relate_

Youtube link to fan-made video of this song:

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cHOb0scgqLI/hqdefault.jpg "Simple & Blunt") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHOb0scgqLI)

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