# How many Dopers in your household? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322 "2017-03-03T18:34:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/1 "2017-03-03T18:34:57Z")
How many people in your abode post to this message board? I’ve got three: My Beloved(aka **Rahne McCloud** ), roomie **Cerridwin** and myself. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/2 "2017-03-03T18:38:44Z")
Just me, as far as I know. Of course, my wife could say the same. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/3 "2017-03-03T18:45:47Z")
Two: myself and **deedeeknowit** , who is much more of a lurker than a poster. None of the cats are old enough to join yet, although Caelan does enjoying walking on the keyboard when I’m trying to post something pithy and life-changing. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Mapp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miss_mapp/32/369_2.png) [@Miss\_Mapp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Mapp)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/4 "2017-03-03T18:59:51Z")
Just me. I was going to do the cats-on-the-keyboard joke, but see I’ve already been beaten to it. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/5 "2017-03-03T20:22:05Z")
Leet the Wonder Dog[sup]TM[/sup] has started a couple of threads using my account, but I can’t figure out if he is my sock puppet or I am his. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/6 "2017-03-03T20:28:49Z")
There are far fewer dopers in my house now than there were during college. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/7 "2017-03-03T20:41:12Z")
Just me, unless the voices in my head are expressing their opinions while I am asleep. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/8 "2017-03-03T20:52:37Z")
One. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/9 "2017-03-03T21:42:51Z")
My spousal unit joined years and years ago to post a couple of times, then decided he wasn’t into this whole message board thing. So, for all intensive porpoises, it’s just me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/10 "2017-03-03T21:51:37Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/11 "2017-03-03T22:33:17Z")
100% Doper household here. There’s me, myself, and I. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/12 "2017-03-03T22:57:49Z")
Only me, but if I ever get me a cat (or a wife), she can run over my keyboard any time I’m not looking. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/13 "2017-03-03T23:27:30Z")
One. My wife sometimes lurks, but has never signed up. And the Firebug is too young to sign up. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/14 "2017-03-03T23:28:03Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > My spousal unit joined years and years ago to post a couple of times, then decided he wasn’t into this whole message board thing. So, for all intensive porpoises, it’s just me. 😃 I feel the need to give you a bit of advise. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/15 "2017-03-04T00:15:53Z")
2 out of 2. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/16 "2017-03-04T13:56:34Z")
Just two of us. The one who posted a reply a long time ago, and one who doesn’t remember that and reposed to the zombie. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/17 "2017-03-04T19:38:42Z")
None. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/18 "2017-03-04T20:19:23Z")
Just me, but I plan to start grooming\* my 6-year-old soon. I hope this thing is still around by the time he’s around 13. Just in time for another round of “alternate ending to _Big_”… \*unfortunate that this word nowadays evokes “gorillas with lice” and “child molesters” ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/19 "2017-03-06T04:32:41Z")
No other Dopers. At least one dope, though. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322/20 "2017-03-06T09:35:26Z")
There’s only me living here (looks around nervously. :eek: ) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers-in-your-household/781322.md?page=2)