# How many Dopers?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 2, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279 "2007-10-02T17:34:34Z")
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### Author: ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/1 "2007-10-02T17:34:34Z")

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How many Dopers can you name without using any reference?

I’m not that good and I don’t know these guys - their names just stick out for me:

shagnasty  
liberal  
Danceswithcats  
InigoMontoya  
troid (?) stoid  
malacanda  
eleanorrigby  
asimovian  
tomndeb  
cto3 (?)  
tubadiva (I read this as “diver” every time)  
annie xmas  
anamika  
brainglutton  
wee bairn  
C. Dexter Haven (C.P. ? can’t remembre)  
sarahfeenah  
evil captor  
ctulu  
sampiro

Now I’m reduced to thinking, “the one who posts in the pit all the time” or “the one on that really funny thread thread”.

Can you remember Doper names?

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/2 "2007-10-02T17:46:40Z")

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I think you mean **CK Dexter Haven**. I’d add:

**BMalion  
liberal  
Der Trihs  
Fish on a Bicycle  
Cecil  
GrizzRich  
What Exit?  
elmwood  
Kittenblue  
Exapno Mapcase  
Qadgop the Mercotan  
Idle Thoughts  
Lobstermobster  
Gfactor  
DSYoung, Esq.  
anduril  
Opalcat  
Uncle Beer**

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### Author: ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/3 "2007-10-02T17:47:57Z")

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I’m honored to have made your list, at least until I find out what I did to cause you to remember me.

I incorporate you and your list into my own, and I add:

**jakeline  
silenus  
Queen Bruin  
Diosa Bellissima  
antinor01  
Quiddity Glomfuster  
featherlou  
Whynot?  
Rico  
The Sonoran Lizard King  
What Exit?  
anu-la1979**\* (I may have the number wrong)\*\*\*  
Troy McClure  
Hari Seldon  
alice\_in\_wonderland  
Q.E.D.  
nytewatchyr  
picunurse  
monstro  
you with the face  
Askia  
SnakesCatLady  
Aunt Beast\*\*

There are lots of others, but I don’t want to sit here all day trying to remember people who are going to get named in subsequent posts anyway.

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### Author: ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/4 "2007-10-02T18:55:14Z")

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\*\*FairyChatMom  
Qadgop  
Scylla  
Fenris  
Mangetout  
Eve  
Sampiro  
Cartooniverse  
Velma  
Hal Briston  
Ponder Stibbons  
Giraffe  
SkipMagic  
auntie em  
Persephone  
Sunspace  
Anaamika  
Cajun Man  
TubaDiva  
Lynn Bodoni  
Gaudere  
Guinastasia  
Bosda D’Chi of Tricor \*\* (I really hope I spelled that right)  
**Eats\_Crayons  
Leaffan  
manhattan  
Sauron  
Eutychus  
Mirror Image egamI rorriM  
Q.E.D.  
Interrobang!?  
Go Go Big Red Fire Engine  
Tripler  
Bricker  
Jodi**

That’s all I can remember for now.

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### Author: ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/5 "2007-10-02T23:22:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
\*\*FairyChatMom  
Qadgop  
Scylla  
Fenris  
Mangetout  
Eve  
Sampiro  
Cartooniverse  
Velma  
Hal Briston  
Ponder Stibbons  
Giraffe  
SkipMagic  
auntie em  
Persephone  
Sunspace  
Anaamika  
Cajun Man  
TubaDiva  
Lynn Bodoni  
Gaudere  
Guinastasia  
Bosda D’Chi of Tricor \*\* (I really hope I spelled that right)  
**Eats\_Crayons  
Leaffan  
manhattan  
Sauron  
Eutychus  
Mirror Image egamI rorriM  
Q.E.D.  
Interrobang!?  
Go Go Big Red Fire Engine  
Tripler  
Bricker  
Jodi**

That’s all I can remember for now.  
[/QUOTE]

Bless you, my child.

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### Author: ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/6 "2007-10-02T23:39:00Z")

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glee 😕

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### Author: ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/7 "2007-10-03T00:50:38Z")

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My Mafia peeps (in no particular order, because of course otherwise could be a slip :D)

Diggit Camara  
Malacandra  
Idle Thoughts  
CatInASuit  
Flying Cow Of Doom  
Blaster Master  
Kat  
Hockey Monkey  
SnakesCatLady  
NAF1383(did I get the numbers right??)  
Queuing  
zuma  
sinjin  
mhaye  
mtgman  
drain bead  
sachertorte  
zeriel  
Roosh (he isn’t a member of these boards, but he should be)  
CaptainKlutz  
CarieD  
dotchan  
MadTheSwine  
PygmyRugger  
Hal Briston  
nesta  
Storyteller…shma, I forget the numbers  
Kyrie Eleison  
ui - also not a member here, I don’t believe, but should be  
Jsexton  
Diomedes

Other peeps:

MaxTheVool  
Sampiro  
Shodan  
Eve  
euty (shortened)  
Least Original Screen Name Ever  
Sternvogel  
Annie-Xmas  
Autolycus  
Elendil’s Heir  
cowgirl  
Diogenes the Cynic  
What Exit?  
mangetout  
Bricker  
Giraffe  
vivalostwages

And…I’m spent

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### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/8 "2007-10-03T01:22:30Z")

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Aw, man. This is just like high school all over again.

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### Author: ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/9 "2007-10-03T01:56:27Z")

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Dogbutler  
Diomedes  
Lurkmeister  
romansperson  
KneadToKnow  
SSG Schwartz  
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies  
Blaster Master  
Idle Thoughts  
nesta  
Kat  
NAF1138  
storyteller0910  
Malacandra  
MadTheSwine  
SnakesCatLady  
Zoggie  
Sauron  
Troy Mclure SF  
Bryan Ekers  
VC03  
Sampiro  
Captain Klutz  
CatinaSuit  
mtgman  
ArizonaTeach  
tragic  
atarus  
Dnooman  
Mac Tech  
Hal Briston  
drain bead  
zeriel  
Mhaye  
FlyingCowOfDoom (not a girl)  
panamajack  
Greedy Smurf  
DiggitCamara  
CaerieD  
zuma  
dotchan  
Pygmy Rugger  
HazelNutCoffee  
Rysto  
Jsexton  
amrussell  
sachertorte  
One and Only Wanderers  
fluiddruid  
Fretful Porpentine  
Autolycus  
Menocchio  
shagnasty  
nipplesup (not a member yet, but how can I forget that username)  
LeastOriginalUserNameEver  
MostOriginalUserNameEver  
bbs2k (formerly bigbabysweets2000)  
fisha  
tdn  
telperin  
FairyChatMom  
Monkey With A Gun  
Winston Smith  
Monkey Mensch

Hmmm, I know there are more in there brain, give them up! Apologies if I left out a Mafia buddy.

Another brainstorm…  
CalMeacham  
TubaDiva  
…apparently a short one.

Hope I got all those names spelled right!

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### Author: ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/10 "2007-10-03T02:02:08Z")

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> [@Hockey Monkey](#):
>
> Apologies if I left out a Mafia buddy.

That goes infinity for me. :o

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### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/11 "2007-10-03T02:03:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]  
KneadToKnow  
[/QUOTE]

Ain’t you just the sweetest thing.

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### Author: ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/12 "2007-10-03T02:14:57Z")

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I remember who my neighbors are even if they can’t make it to the Fest!

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### Author: ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/13 "2007-10-03T02:29:35Z")

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This could be fun, I’ll post before looking:  
Dopers I have met:  
Mr. Bus Guy  
Hal Briston  
twickster Eve  
Doc Cathode  
Cleophus  
AndrewL  
MannyL  
Cheesesteak  
Frosted Glass  
Risha  
Jamaika a jamaikaiaké  
BiblioCat  
danceswithcats  
Little Nemo  
Scribble  
PRR  
Emily Litella  
D-odds  
Draelin  
betenoir  
GingerOfTheNorth  
Shecky  
bbs2k  
Eonwe  
Kat   
Qadgop the Mercotan   
anyrose   
athelas   
Captain Carrot   
eleanorigby   
Elendil’s Heir   
Ethilrist   
Malacandra   
Maureen   
Phlosphr   
Struan   
Telperien   
Sauron

shagnasty  
liberal  
InigoMontoya  
twickster   
well he’s back  
LOUNE  
RickJay  
Ellis Dee  
Anaamika  
Brainglutton  
Sarahfeena  
OpalCat  
Clothahump  
Nivlac  
Susie Derkins  
Carnalk  
Sampiro  
Excalibre (now departed)

TubaDiva  
CK Dexterhaven  
Frank  
Colibri  
Sam Stone  
FluidDruid  
Tomndebb  
Giraffe  
Rico  
Jdavis  
CecilAdams  
Giraffe  
Ed Zotti

Forgive if I forgot you, the list got too long.

Jim

ETA: Arghh, I forgot so many just looking at the other posts. Hi everyone who remembers me.

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### Author: ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/14 "2007-10-03T08:09:09Z")

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You know what, this list was getting to long (and I was misspelling everyone’s name like crazy. qaudgop? eledils? SnakeScatLady?). Suffice to say I can name a lot, but instead I’ll just categorize you. I can name you if:

1. You work in a lab  
1b. I can probably name you, but at the very least I recognize if you work(ed) in the medical field.
2. You’re a hot chick, and have proven such in a pic thread.
3. You recognize the abbreviation “TK”.
4. Most of the MMPers even though I rarely post there.
5. Most who also posts at Fathom.
6. Most who have openly posted at \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
7. If you annoy me, even though I can’t say I hold any real grudge towards anyone who shares this message board with myself.
8. The baseball crowd, you guys know who you are.
9. Yes, even the Yankees fans.
10. And those I have met IRL.

Even my list of categories is getting too long dammit! I could go on, but if you can name me, I could probably name you.

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### Author: ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/15 "2007-10-03T10:27:54Z")

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[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]  
Aw, man. This is just like high school all over again.  
[/QUOTE]

Psst…come over here…the rest of us are behind the bleachers smoking weed and looking at porn.

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### Author: ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/16 "2007-10-03T14:10:53Z")

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[QUOTE=DMark]  
Psst…come over here…the rest of us are behind the bleachers smoking weed and looking at porn.  
[/QUOTE]

That’s okay. I remembered that I spent a good deal of high school parked behind the theater getting blown, so it turns out I’m pretty cool with it.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/17 "2007-10-03T14:14:31Z")

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Thank you, **Hockey Monkey**. It feels good to be remembered.

I don’t dare put down my from-memory list. I’ve got a terrible memory for names, and I wouldn’t want to insult all the people whose names are on the tip of my tongue (fingers?), but not quite available.

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### Author: ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/18 "2007-10-03T15:06:56Z")

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Cecil Adams  
Ed Zotti  
Samclem  
Rico  
Cajun Man  
SkipMagic  
Gaudere  
TVeblen  
MEBuckner  
Giraffe  
Coldfire  
Heloise  
Eutychus  
Manhattan  
UncleBeer  
CrankyAsAnOldMan  
JarbabyJ  
Scylla  
Eve  
Esprix  
Qadgop the Mercotan  
Twickster  
Jonathan Chance  
Priceguy  
Lieu  
CapnPitt  
lno  
Munch  
Scuba Ben  
tdn  
Treis  
Wevets  
White Lightning  
SenorBeef  
Rue DeDay  
Fairychatmom  
Swampbear  
Icewolf  
Mama Tiger  
NinetyWt  
Ivylass  
Autolycus  
Foxy40  
Jinx  
Duck Duck Goose  
Omniscient  
Omni  
Omninot  
Anaamika  
Siam Sam  
Crafterman  
Mermaid  
Jodi  
IdleThoughts  
Gazoo  
Glee  
Gadarene  
Quixotic  
Kyla  
Iampunha  
Biggirl  
Ladyfoxfyre  
Bear Nenno  
Rick  
Superdude  
Thinksnow  
Lucretia  
Bluesman  
CM Keller  
DMark  
Ukelele Ike  
Handy  
Wildest Bill  
Colibri  
Amp  
Bayard  
JJimm  
Nava  
HazelNutCafe  
Dolores Reborn  
VarlosZ  
Porcupine  
Fretful Porpentine  
Siam Sam  
Superdave  
Ginger of the North  
BrainGlutton  
Mhendo  
Johanna  
Elfbabe  
Geobabe  
Monstro  
Monstre  
Miamouse  
Mouse Maven  
Melcthefirst  
Evil Captor  
Sauron  
Satan  
Cal Meachem  
Bricker  
Der Trihs  
Rjung  
Wring  
Shodan  
Abebabe  
Jinwicked  
Gigi  
DiosaBellisima  
WhyNot  
Spooje  
Spoofe  
Anastaseon  
Aesiron  
Edward the Head  
KarlGauss  
Kellner  
Mattmcl  
DianaG  
Belrix  
Sophie  
SnakesCatsLady  
Big Bad Voodoo Lou (wrong but close?)  
Inigo Montoya  
Zev Steinhardt  
LouisB  
Labdad  
DocCathode  
Diogenes the Cynic  
MannyL  
Brenda  
Tomndebb  
Deep Fried (?)  
Harmonious Dischord (?)  
Hamlet  
Ichbin Dubist  
Joeski  
Psycat90  
Tuckerfan  
Trainwreck  
Telperien  
Uvula Donor  
Whackamole  
Jayjay  
Mangetout  
Garius  
TheLoadedDog  
TellMeI’mNotCrazy  
Faithfool  
Gfactor  
DirkGntly  
Indygirl  
Satisfying Andylicious  
Annie Xmas  
MissTake  
Earthpuppy  
Bambi Hassenfeffer  
Bumbazine

There are quite a few more just on the tip of my tongue, and some of the above are obviously no longer around. Also, I know that there are a few folks that I really, really like/admire that got missed here due to mental blockage (I need some brain bran). Most annoying are folks I can picture, but can’t put a name to.

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### Author: ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/19 "2007-10-03T15:59:39Z")

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]

There are quite a few more just on the tip of my tongue, and some of the above are obviously no longer around. Also, I know that there are a few folks that I really, really like/admire that got missed here due to mental blockage (I need some brain bran). Most annoying are folks I can picture, but can’t put a name to.  
[/QUOTE]

I am in AWE of your memory!

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### Author: ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/20 "2007-10-03T16:04:54Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
\<snip\>Snake **Scat** Lady?. \<snip\>  
[/QUOTE]

:eek:

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