# How many Dopers?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279 "2007-10-02T17:34:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/21 "2007-10-03T16:16:36Z")

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[QUOTE=jali]  
I am in AWE of your memory!  
[/QUOTE]  
That’s funny, because I’m thinking of all the people I missed. I look at the other posts here or a quick look at the thread pages show me I missed a ton I should have gotten.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/22 "2007-10-03T16:17:31Z")

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All is fair in love, war, and random memory fire drills.

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/23 "2007-10-03T16:22:31Z")

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At first glance, I thought **ShibbOleth** copy/pasted the registered user list. Wow.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/24 "2007-10-03T16:40:45Z")

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]  
There are quite a few more just on the tip of my tongue, and some of the above are obviously no longer around. Also, I know that there are a few folks that I really, really like/admire that got missed here due to mental blockage (I need some brain bran). Most annoying are folks I can picture, but can’t put a name to.  
[/QUOTE]

You know what I find really interesting about your list? Following your thought process and seeing which files are next to which in your brain. You start out with Administrators and then Moderators and then…storytellers, I think, and then, I’m not sure, maybe MMPers, and then you go alphabetical for a bit with the O’s, and so on. Some of the associations make sense to me and some don’t, but it’s just so cool to try and figure out.

\*\*Diosa \*\*and I, I’m sure, came from your mental file labeled _Gorgeous Buxom Dopetresses_, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/25 "2007-10-03T20:03:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]  
I remember who my neighbors are even if they can’t make it to the Fest!  
[/QUOTE]

Nice to be remembered, regardless of the reason. I will be known as the “no-show Doper” 😃

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/26 "2007-10-03T20:18:09Z")

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[QUOTE=jali]  
How many Dopers can you name without using any reference?  
[/QUOTE]

None.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/27 "2007-10-03T21:16:01Z")

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I really suck at remembering names, but here goes:

Hockey Monkey  
Least Original User Name Ever  
BigBabySweets2000  
LurkMeister  
fisha  
renee  
rinni  
CometotheDarkSideWeHaveCookies  
TokyoPlayer  
OpalCat  
FairyChattyMom  
Autocyclus  
An Ghadi  
SnakesCatsLady  
Shodan  
Bear Nenno  
HazelNutCoffee  
babygirl  
I know I will think of a dozen others as soon as I close this.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/28 "2007-10-03T21:22:58Z")

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With all the flirting you two do, **catzpjs** is gonna be pissed you left her off the list.

(okay, technically not really a “Doper”)

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**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/29 "2007-10-03T21:27:24Z")

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wow, you people have much better memory than I do! I’ve been here for a while, and lurked for more, and while I know what a poster is like when I see there name in a thread, I doubt I could recall any!

the only ones popping in my head are;

Diogensis the Cynic or DtC for short because I’m sure I butchered that name!

And

Shibb0leth because it reminds me of a West Wing episode and I think of that everytime I see his/her name.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/30 "2007-10-03T21:28:21Z")

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Who’s\*\* Dob\*\*?

😃

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**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/31 "2007-10-03T21:28:58Z")

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Without looking at the thread, and without guaranteeing 100% accuracy on spelling and/or spacing…

Some of my old poker buddies and Vegas folks:

**Gangster Octopus  
Duke of Rat  
Robot Arm  
MissTake  
Yeticus Rex  
CaptainPitt  
DMark  
silenus  
sleestak  
Ms.Robyn**

Big names, high post counts and good storytellers:

**OpalCat  
Sauron  
Master Wang-ka  
Sampiro  
Qadgop the Mercotan  
BrainGlutton  
Dante  
Guinastasia  
Liberal  
Zebra  
What Exit?  
Polycarp  
WhyNot  
Broomstick  
Anaamika  
TuckerFan  
Jodi  
twickster  
Q.E.D.  
Airman Doors**

Mods, Admins and SDSAB (past and present):

**Giraffe  
Frank  
TubaDiva  
CK Dexter Haven  
tomndebb  
Eutychus  
xash  
GFactor  
Bricker  
zev\_steinhardt**

Amusing, entertaining or otherwise memorable names:

**ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies  
EddyTeddyFreddy  
FlyingCowofDoom  
Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair (who’s either gone or renamed, I believe)  
Fretful Porpentine  
Dead Badger  
DrainBead  
Patty O’Furniture  
SofaKing  
EvilCaptor  
bbs2k  
Anita Vacation  
you with the face  
walloon  
iamthewalrus (+ symbol)  
Dances With Cats  
Snakescatlady  
CalMeacham  
PepperMill  
DeepFried (+ symbols)  
Amazon Floozy Goddess  
Baker  
NinjaChick  
vetbridge  
swampbear  
auntie em  
AuntBeast  
triskadecamus  
calm kiwi  
Scuba Ben  
Frylock  
Billdo**

Noticeable and noted:

**VC03  
RedFury  
Der Trihs  
CarnalK  
smiling bandit  
Autolycus  
Shodan**

Gone, but not forgotten:

**Wally  
Persephone  
Satan  
Handy  
Esprix (gone, I think)  
Eve (still technically around, but not posting, it seems)  
Jack Dean Tyler  
EatsCrayons  
SniffsMarkers  
xxJetGirlxx  
BottledBlondeJeannie  
drmark2000  
Small British Shop Owner**  
OK. Now my brain hurts.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/32 "2007-10-03T21:34:44Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]

(okay, technically not really a “Doper”)  
[/QUOTE]

That will be my out if she comes over here.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/33 "2007-10-03T21:55:29Z")

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Okay. Um. Since I’ve been playing the Mafia game, a lot more.

Apologies for spelling.

Pleonast  
Hockey Monkey  
One and Only Wanderer  
Idle Thoughts  
MHayes  
nesta  
Rysto  
Aeserion  
Aanamika  
Manda Jo  
tomndebb  
Liberal  
Snooooooooooopy  
Frank  
tubadiva  
Evil Captor  
Scylla  
lee  
KellyM

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/34 "2007-10-03T22:17:31Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]  
You know what I find really interesting about your list? Following your thought process and seeing which files are next to which in your brain. You start out with Administrators and then Moderators and then…storytellers, I think, and then, I’m not sure, maybe MMPers, and then you go alphabetical for a bit with the O’s, and so on. Some of the associations make sense to me and some don’t, but it’s just so cool to try and figure out.

\*\*Diosa \*\*and I, I’m sure, came from your mental file labeled _Gorgeous Buxom Dopetresses_, right? 😃  
[/QUOTE]

Close. After Moderators we get into some of the folks who were notable from 2001, when I first started out here, my “anchor names” if you will. Then Jonathan Chance through White Lightning are Dopers I know through online Diplomacy, then SenorBeef is running the NFL pick’em stuff, then some of the original MMP crowd, who I’ve also met IRL, with some random word association mixed in for good measure (Swampbear begets Ice Wolf and Mama Tiger), then a few more I’ve met in Florida, some more people their names remind me of, and it kind of bounces around from there. I did do an alphabetic, who am I missing thing for a bit. I even considered alpahbetizing my list so no one would see my associations and possibly be freaked out, but glad I left it for your amusement.

Gigi, who I recall is good with film trivia and some of the games I’ve been around in that, begat Diosa (Italian feminine) and yours came out of that because I actually thought at that point: “Gigi -\> DiosaB… Why not?” Spooje made me think of Spoofe and Anastaseon (penis ensues). Hope she finds that amusing.

I’ve met and or had offboard correspondence with just under 70 of the people on my list, probably about 40 of those I’ve met IRL at Dopefests or one on one. I left off a couple of names that I remember but they are no longer with us.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/35 "2007-10-03T22:44:43Z")

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]  
Gigi, who I recall is good with film trivia and some of the games I’ve been around in that, begat Diosa (Italian feminine) and yours came out of that because I actually thought at that point: “Gigi -\> DiosaB… Why not?”  
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🆒 thx for the nod!

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/36 "2007-10-03T23:57:38Z")

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I’m shit at remembering actual names, so mostly identify posters by what I mutter after reading one of their posts.

Off hand:

Twat.  
God, what a moron.  
Kill yourself.  
What the hell are you posting that dumb shit for?  
Idiot.  
Do you have someone that looks after you?  
Are you special or summut?  
Hah!  
Don’t breed.  
You mucky little fuckpig.  
Blah, blah, blah.  
I’d do you.  
Shut up.  
Pillock.  
You really thought it was a good idea to post that?  
Take yer meds, loonie.  
Piss off and Google summut.  
Hang on, I thought they were a bird!  
Hang on, I thought they were a bloke!  
Yay! Dick-waving! Prat.  
Okay, that’s just mad.  
Ouch! (normally reserved for one of jjimm’s puns)  
There’s rational.  
There’s lots more. They tend to be a bit sweary.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/37 "2007-10-04T00:02:42Z")

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But **Kal** , at least half of those people are me! Better go back and count again. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/38 "2007-10-04T02:19:00Z")

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]  
Gigi, who I recall is good with film trivia and some of the games I’ve been around in that, begat Diosa (Italian feminine) and yours came out of that because I actually thought at that point: “Gigi -\> DiosaB… Why not?” Spooje made me think of Spoofe and Anastaseon (penis ensues). Hope she finds that amusing.  
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Are you calling me a dick?

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/39 "2007-10-04T02:21:03Z")

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Most of the people I remember aren’t around much anymore.

Spider Woman  
Gunslinger  
racinchikki  
dreamer  
Monfort  
True Pisces  
anniz  
Aries28  
Auntie Pam  
Biggirl  
vix  
Pucette  
Billdo  
Cajun Man  
Dr Matrix  
Persephone  
chique  
Techchick68  
crankyasanoldman  
Super Dude  
Davew0071  
Beagle Dave  
Democritus  
Psycat90  
Diane  
Carnalk  
Drainbead  
elenfair  
lno  
enderw25  
TomnDeb  
Liberal  
Diogenes the Cynic  
Dangerosa  
Nurse Carmen  
Black Knight  
Mama Hen  
Geobabe  
Uncle Bill  
Anita Vacation  
Tequila Mockingbird  
Mega the Roo  
gundy  
Hamadryad  
hardygirl  
iampunha  
Jack Batty  
jarbabyj  
Javamaven1  
Justplainbryan  
Doobious  
mercutio  
Jane Doh!  
easy e  
rubes  
malkavia  
Mr Cynical  
Miss Creant  
Rysdad  
Jessity  
Joey Hemlock  
Sue Duhnym  
kaykay  
maeglin  
Beadalin  
Miss Robyn  
Airman Doors  
Zoggie  
Satan  
Manhattan  
Ukulele Ike  
Arnold Winklereid  
Mark Serlin  
Jill Gatt  
Nymysys  
Opalcat  
Duck Duck Goose  
Guinastasia  
handy  
Rue De day  
Una Person  
Scotticher  
skipmagic  
Cold Fire  
Silver Fire  
snooooopy  
sperfur  
Thinksnow  
Ginger of the North  
Weirddave  
Tuba Diva  
Lynn Bodoni  
Kyla  
porcupine  
UncleBeer  
horseflesh  
Ad Noctum  
Tripler  
The Punkyova  
welfy  
XXJETGIRLlXX  
Dynosaur

I don’t get out much.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/40 "2007-10-04T02:38:34Z")

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I’ve been in 5 mafia games and I’m still being forgotten? ☹

I’m going to look at the bright side of that. At least I wasn’t enough of an A-hole to be remembered for that alone, so I guess that’s good. 🙂

I think my own list would be long as hell, maybe if I have a few spare hours I’ll compose one.

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