# How many Dopers?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279 "2007-10-02T17:34:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/41 "2007-10-04T02:39:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Kal]  
I’m shit at remembering actual names, so mostly identify posters by what I mutter after reading one of their posts.

Off hand:  
\<snip\>  
Blah, blah, blah.  
\<snip\>  
[/QUOTE]

You noticed me!!!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/42 "2007-10-04T03:00:40Z")

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Yay! Someone mentioned me! 😃

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/43 "2007-10-04T03:17:18Z")

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[QUOTE=dnooman]  
I’ve been in 5 mafia games and I’m still being forgotten? ☹

I’m going to look at the bright side of that. At least I wasn’t enough of an A-hole to be remembered for that alone, so I guess that’s good. 🙂

I think my own list would be long as hell, maybe if I have a few spare hours I’ll compose one.  
[/QUOTE]

Check my list again sweetie. 😉 Hope you are enjoying your Bacon Salt!

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/44 "2007-10-04T03:23:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Aholibah]  
Big names, high post counts and good storytellers:

**OpalCat  
Sauron  
Master Wang-ka  
Sampiro  
Qadgop the Mercotan  
BrainGlutton  
Dante  
Guinastasia  
Liberal  
Zebra  
What Exit?  
Polycarp  
WhyNot  
Broomstick  
Anaamika  
TuckerFan  
Jodi  
twickster  
Q.E.D.  
Airman Doors**

OK. Now my brain hurts.  
[/QUOTE]

Take two asprins and accept my thanks.  
Of course, I guess I’m just being remembered for a high post count, but I’m being remembered!

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/45 "2007-10-04T04:01:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]  
Check my list again sweetie. 😉 Hope you are enjoying your Bacon Salt!  
[/QUOTE]

Oh, I noticed your mention. I was refereeing to the other mafia mentions. You’re also a fellow Rush fan, and frequent mafia player. Your posts don’t go unnoticed as far as I’m concerned. The Bacon Salt kicks ass! My omelettes have never tasted better!

All glory to the **Hockey Monkey** , facilitator of Bacon Salt acquisition, master of all jettisoned penguins, and one-time lesbian lover.

You are one of two Dopers that I owe a debt of gratitude to. I plan on overcompensation once I’m able to provide it. This should be within the next few weeks, training pay sucks!

The other Doper I am indebted to is **Karl Gauss**. He was cool enough to front me my subscription cost when I was unable to provide it myself. Anything positive that I’ve contributed to the Dope since then is courtesy of him. All of the negative repercussions of anything I’ve posted are obviously my own though.

Dopers kick ass.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/46 "2007-10-04T04:08:11Z")

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kay-oh-ee-ee-oh…

… yes, yes, I know. 😛

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/47 "2007-10-04T08:19:33Z")

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What a nice thread to find with a vanity search! Without reading the thread (disclaimer: some of the following may be gone, capitalization may be incorrect, void where prohibited, ei saa peittää):

**Cecil Adams  
Ed Zotti  
Contrapuntal  
Jurph  
Edward the Head  
GIGObuster  
Mangetout  
Liberal  
SentientMeat  
NinjaChick  
Indygrrl  
TubaDiva  
Charlie Tan  
Iteki  
flodnak  
Enola Straight  
Fear Itself  
fessie  
kanicbird  
Carlyjay  
IWLN  
EvilDeath  
David Simmons  
Happy Lendervedder  
Qadgop the Mercotan  
CrazyCatLady  
Snakescatlady  
Hazelnutcoffee  
Eve  
Satan  
Sauron  
C K Dexter Haven  
START  
SHAKES  
Batsinma Belfry  
Ellen Cherry  
Alice The Goon  
Satisfying Andy Licious  
VCO3  
Miller  
Otto  
Polycarp  
Esprix  
QED  
Shagnasty  
Diogenes the Cynic  
Rune  
Shodan  
Bricker  
Sam Stone  
Sampiro  
twickster  
Airman Doors USAF  
MsRobyn  
Left Hand of Dorkness  
Coldfire**

I know there are plenty more I recognize. I’m going to read the thread and give myself a bruised forehead. It’s especially weird that I can’t recall the names of more moderators.

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/48 "2007-10-04T12:45:34Z")

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This is slightly skewed by the fact I saw your username and the first few lines o your OP, but anyway. In no particular order (though you may notice some obvious links):

Dead Cat  
jali  
Shagnasty  
silenus  
raindog  
Dead Badger  
Gorilla Man  
Kal  
Colophon  
Mangetout  
Malacandra  
Cooking With Gas  
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies  
Go you big red fire engine (or has she changed her name?)  
EatsCrayons  
Guinastasia  
Annie-Xmas  
catsix  
Anamika  
Incubus  
Idle Thoughts  
chowder  
TubaDiva  
C K Dexter Haven  
Rico  
Rick  
RickJay  
samclem  
xash  
Arnold Winkelried  
Giraffe  
DrMatrix  
Derleth  
Sunspace  
Inigo Montoya  
Stranger on a Train  
ianzin  
Lobsang  
VunderBob  
Least Original Username Ever  
Someusername  
Pretend my name is witty  
This space left intentionally blank  
Thudlow Boink  
Anastaseon  
Cartooniverse  
GaryT  
Atomic Badger Racing  
Harmonius Dischord  
John Mace  
John Corrado  
John Carter of Mars  
SkipMagic  
Frank  
Ed Zotti  
jdavis  
Cecil Adams  
QED  
GFactor  
Uncle Beer  
Bricker  
Bob the optimist  
Spectre of Pithecanprous (sorry!)  
matt\_mcl  
Sampiro  
Bryan Ekers  
Lute Skywatcher  
tdn  
Mouse Maven  
jjimm  
Voyager  
What Exit?  
Boyo Jim  
Cal Meacham  
LunaV  
gabriela  
Master Wang-Ka  
Scylla  
Opal Cat  
11000101001 (or whatever it is)  
DSYoungEsq  
Hal Briston  
Askia  
a3652 (or something like that)  
Liberal  
Mr Bus Guy  
Mr Slant  
Fern Forest  
Nickrz  
adam\_yax

This is ridiculous, I could probably go on - names keep popping up where I go “how did I not think of that one before?!”.

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**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/49 "2007-10-04T14:50:29Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
That goes infinity for me. :o  
[/QUOTE]

Well, then, Okay. Lynch a townie on the first day then can’t even remember her name.  
-Lil

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**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/50 "2007-10-04T15:22:08Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
Who’s\*\* Dob\*\*?

😃  
[/QUOTE]

I’m a Sox fan! Go Sox!! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cemetery\_Savior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Cemetery\_Savior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cemetery_Savior)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/51 "2007-10-04T16:25:58Z")

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Hmm…

Must remember to either:

[ol]  
[li]Post far more often.[/li][li]Be a raving lunatic.[/li][li]Start odd threads on conspiracy theories, religion, or TV shows.[/li][/ol]

😉

-Cem

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/52 "2007-10-04T17:45:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Cemetery Savior]  
Hmm…

Must remember to either:

[ol]  
[li]Post far more often.[/li][li]Be a raving lunatic.[/li][li]Start odd threads on conspiracy theories, religion, or TV shows.[/li][/ol]

😉

-Cem  
[/QUOTE]

You left out sports, if you start Baseball or Football threads, you will be remembered better.  
So I think I cover #1 and #3C well.

I wish I could have a redo, I posted so few names. If I had spent some time at it, I could have tripled my numbers.

Jim

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/53 "2007-10-04T17:55:53Z")

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Lets if I can do this at all.

OneCentStamp (because I love him)  
Stoid  
VCO3  
CairoCarol  
Annie Xmas  
Alice the Goon  
dnooman  
dotchan  
malacanda  
hockey monkey  
jodi  
miller  
lissner  
sapo  
sampiro  
troy mcclure sf  
colophon  
anaamika  
gigi  
tomndeb  
giraffe  
boyo jim  
hazelnutcafe  
least original user name  
duck duck goose  
I don’t even know I should admit I started to cheat a little

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/54 "2007-10-04T18:30:31Z")

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Smooches to Dead Cat! My name is on your list!

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**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/55 "2007-10-04T19:13:28Z")

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My evil plan to remain under the radar is proceding as planned… bwhaahaahaaa 😃

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/56 "2007-10-04T20:05:20Z")

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[QUOTE=jali]  
Smooches to Dead Cat! My name is on your list!  
[/QUOTE]  
I’m still wondering how I ended up on your list – no one else named me even though I posted in the thread. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/57 "2007-10-04T20:49:21Z")

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You all suck.  
Except for **Priceguy**.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/58 "2007-10-04T21:03:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
You all suck.  
[/QUOTE]

Seconded.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/59 "2007-10-04T21:40:19Z")

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[QUOTE=rayh]  
Seconded.  
[/QUOTE]

Twice, even.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/60 "2007-10-04T22:12:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
You all suck.  
Except for **Priceguy**.  
[/QUOTE]

**Asimovian** is my favourite in the whole world.

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