# How many Dopers?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279 "2007-10-02T17:34:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/61 "2007-10-04T22:16:53Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
**Asimovian** is my favourite in the whole world.  
[/QUOTE]  
Your check is in the mail.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/62 "2007-10-05T01:30:55Z")

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Nobody gets any more love from me from now on. _Forever_. :mad:

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/63 "2007-10-05T02:00:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
Nobody gets any more love from me from now on. _Forever_. :mad:  
[/QUOTE]

Ok, let me do my list again

**Kythereia**

can’t think of anyone else. :smack:

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/64 "2007-10-05T21:02:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
Nobody gets any more love from me from now on. _Forever_. :mad:  
[/QUOTE]

You would have been on my list, but it would have come out something like Kthyeriaiarea, so I decided to leave you unrequited.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/65 "2007-10-05T21:33:59Z")

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I know each and every single one of you. Personally. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/66 "2007-10-05T22:10:49Z")

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Oooo! Somebody remembered me! Let’s hope it’s not entirely for this year’s self-pitying threads.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/67 "2007-10-05T23:17:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
Nobody gets any more love from me from now on. _Forever_. :mad:  
[/QUOTE]

But…you have my _blessing!_ :eek:

What _more_ could you _possibly_ desire? 😕

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/68 "2007-10-05T23:32:24Z")

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Your link doesn’t work.

BTW: kytheria? (that’s how I spelled it without looking)

ETA: ooh, I was close!

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/69 "2007-10-05T23:43:44Z")

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I cannot believe anybody remembers me.  
No wait! I can’t believe everybody doesn’t remember me!  
You know what’s weird? I feel like I’m here ALL THE TIME and people must be sick and tired of reading my posts.

P.S. **imthjckaz** and **ShibbOleth** are the best Dopers ever to pay to post.  
P.P.S. My son says **Shibby** is the best driver EVAR.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/70 "2007-10-05T23:48:07Z")

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I can’t believe less than 2000 Dopers have checked this thread. Reading over this again, it almost seems like we are voting for Homecoming King and Queen. 😃

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/71 "2007-10-06T00:54:40Z")

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I think we SHOULD vote for homecoming queen and king. why arent more people actually participating in this ridiculousness? losers. even I tried.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/72 "2007-10-06T01:26:15Z")

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When the first page of people didn’t remember me, I was crushed. I was all, “Hey, I thought we _had_ something!” You all sucked.

But then, on page 2, two people remembered me! The world was shiny again! Yaay!!  
There’s no way I could make a list, I’d be here for a looong time. I have a very good memory. Let’s just say that I remember you and call it good.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/73 "2007-10-06T01:40:01Z")

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Sigh…I’ve been here HOW many years now?

It seems I need to post outside the MMP more often.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/74 "2007-10-06T01:52:19Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
I think we SHOULD vote for homecoming queen and king. why arent more people actually participating in this ridiculousness? losers. even I tried.  
[/QUOTE]

Because I have the memory capacity of a gnat. I’d get about twelve names in and collapse, twitching in a puddle of my own drool.

But **Kytheria** woulda been on my list. Probably twice because I’d have forgotten I already put her name there.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/75 "2007-10-06T01:57:46Z")

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Damn, the more people that post in here the more I think I could have listed or the things I remember about what I remember about them.

**Alice** , I have a picture of you from the Doper Pix thread, **Mr Bus Guy** , you like ELO.

There are others here for other reasons, so I owe about 1000 apologies.  
SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/76 "2007-10-06T02:08:53Z")

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That’s why I haven’t tried to post my list here. I would no doubt forget a dozen obvious people I should list, not to mention a few dozen friends, and then where would I be? I could probably list most of the **baseball fanatics** on the board, and the **Buffy people** , and the **Wine Club** , and a big hunk of the **MMPers**. Maybe 3/4 of **The Usual Suspects,** most of the **Purveyors of Recreational Outrage** , the **Mods** , the **Admins** , the **Vegas Mob** , everybody who was at **Surfdope2004** , the **Gun Nuts** , **Dopers I Mail Things To** , the **SF Crowd** , most of the **Citizens of the Bearflag Republic,** the **Foodies** , the **drunks** , and **Qadgop**.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/77 "2007-10-06T02:19:54Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
That’s why I haven’t tried to post my list here. I would no doubt forget a dozen obvious people I should list, not to mention a few dozen friends, and then where would I be? I could probably list most of the **baseball fanatics** on the board, and the **Buffy people** , and the **Wine Club** , and a big hunk of the **MMPers**. Maybe 3/4 of **The Usual Suspects,** most of the **Purveyors of Recreational Outrage** , the **Mods** , the **Admins** , the **Vegas Mob** , everybody who was at **Surfdope2004** , the **Gun Nuts** , **Dopers I Mail Things To** , the **SF Crowd** , most of the **Citizens of the Bearflag Republic,** the **Foodies** , the **drunks** , and **Qadgop**.  
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I’m sorry I even posted. My list should have been at least 3 times longer. I got tired of building the list and just submitted it. Now I am afraid I offended many that I consider friends.

Jim

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/78 "2007-10-06T02:34:54Z")

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[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]  
Aw, man. This is just like high school all over again.  
[/QUOTE]  
You’re so right. I don’t even get invited to be a deviant and look at porn behind the bleachers.

\<slinks back to lunch table to eat by himself\>

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/79 "2007-10-06T02:36:20Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
I’m sorry I even posted. My list should have been at least 3 times longer. I got tired of building the list and just submitted it. Now I am afraid I offended many that I consider friends.

Jim  
[/QUOTE]

So your list will be considerably shorter next time, then?

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**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-dopers/421279/80 "2007-10-06T02:51:28Z")

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:sigh: That’s what I get for lurking so much - I’m on this board 2-3 times a day for 8 years, but I guess any '99er with less than 1300 posts deserves anonymity…

I didn’t go to the prom either. 🙂

Is there such a thing as Unrequited Dopeness?

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