# How many F\*\*k songs do you have? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 14, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372 "2011-02-14T22:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/41 "2011-02-15T13:37:20Z")
More than I expected: Cake - _Nugget_ Sevendust - _Face to Face_ Modest Mouse - _3rd Planet_, _Dark Center of the Universe_, _Tundra/Desert_, among others Limp Bizkit - _Rearranged_ and _Break Stuff_ (the only two songs I’ve ever liked by them) Bright Eyes - _Lover I Don’t Have to Love_ Radiohead - _Creep_ Foo Fighters - _Monkey Wrench_ Marilyn Manson - _Dried Up, Tied and Dead to the World_, _Mister Superstar_, _The Reflecting God_, _Kiddie Grinder_, _Everlasting Cocksucker_, among others, I’m sure A Perfect Circle - _Judith_ Smashing Pumpkins - _Silverfuck_ (though the song itself doesn’t actually have the word sung in it) Violent Femmes - _Add It Up_ ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/42 "2011-02-15T14:46:33Z")
Oh dear. I pole dance and have been collecting sexy songs for routines. I have a vast collection, but I’ll just post the songs on my iPod with fuck in the title. Fuck Authority - Pennywise Fuck her Gently - Tenacious D Fuck it = Seether Fuck Me Pumps - Amy Winehouse Fuck the Bullshit - 311 Fuck the Police - Rage Against The Machine Fuck the System - System of a Down Fuck you Blind - Kid Rock Fuck you I’m drunk - The Flogging Mollys Fucker - Fischerspooner Fuck the Pain Away - Peaches Fuck You - Cee Lo Green Fuck You - Damageplan Fuck You Lucy - Atmosphere Proposition Fuck You - Methods of Mayhem ---
**Author:** ![sohvan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sohvan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sohvan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/43 "2011-02-15T14:51:36Z")
It’s more of an audio sketch, but there’s “the word fuck” by Jack wagner [http://www.archive.org/details/JackWagnerattr.MontyPythontheWordFuck](http://www.archive.org/details/JackWagnerattr.MontyPythontheWordFuck) ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/44 "2011-02-15T16:45:13Z")
Some Girls - Rolling Stones The Engineers (Cannoneers, Mountaineers, etc) Have Hairy Ears - never actually heard this recorded, but I’ve heard it sung many times. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/45 "2011-02-15T17:13:40Z")
I’m surprised no-one’s mentioned “Killing In The Name” by Rage Against The Machine yet! Still makes me feel like a pissed off teenager, but in a good way. I dread to think how many gratuitously offensive death or black metal songs I have, but two that spring to mind are “Fucked With a Knife” by Cannibal Corpse, and “Preteen Deathfuck” by Nattefrost. ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/46 "2011-02-15T17:27:53Z")
A few that come to mind: The Clash - _Death or Glory_ ("He who fucks nuns will later join the church) Supersuckers - _Drive By Blues_ (“We ain’t out killin’ mother fuckers dead”) Grateful Dead - _Wharf Rat_ (“Half of my life/Spent doing time for some other fucker’s crime”) John Lennon - _Working Class Hero_ (“Till you’re so fucking crazy you can’t follow their rules”) ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/47 "2011-02-15T18:18:56Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > Some Girls - Rolling Stones Speaking of the Stones, I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned “Star Star” yet… (at least I don’t think anyone has). Then there’s “Cocksucker Blues”, which they offered to Decca as their final single in fulfillment of their contract. Also the unreleased “Andrew’s Blues”. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/48 "2011-02-15T18:38:55Z")
Betty Blowtorch: [_Shut Up And Fuck_](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6TWVRN9UBc) Bloodhound Gang: [_Fire Water Burn_](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PcKlI28wLE) Less Than Jake: _Fucked_ (the only one I could find of this is a live version with [horrid audio](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD0CZ3BxFu8)) ---
**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/49 "2011-02-15T18:43:52Z")
Did anyone cite this: Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom’s a bitch she’s a big fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN! Cartman: On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she’s a super king kamehameha bitch! Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she’s a stupid bitch! Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s just a dirty bitch! Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin’ like this (chinese kids) (french kids) (dutch kids) (african kids) Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch (crowd:gasp) Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she’s stupid bitch Stan: Uhh Cartman Cartman: Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s just a dirty bitch! I really mean it Kyle’s mom She’s a big fat fucking bitch! Big old fat fucking bitch! Kyle’s mom, yeah! chaaa! ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/50 "2011-02-15T18:47:21Z")
[Fuck, fuck fuck](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0iqz4ento) ---
**Author:** ![SirRay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@SirRay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirRay)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/51 "2011-02-15T19:10:05Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > Whippersnappers! Nobody’s mentioned [The Fish Cheer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4xD8j8ye9k) Then I’m mentioning MC5’s “Kick Out The Jams”. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/52 "2011-02-15T19:36:06Z")
“. . .not me baby I’m too precious; fuck off” - **Pretenders** I’m still not understanding why someone would record a song(with the intention of marketing it as a single - not why they’d record it at all) where a large percentage of it has to be censored by way of silencing or even worse replacing , one of the oft repeated words.Hell in this case the very title. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/53 "2011-02-15T22:08:14Z")
A couple previously mentioned plus: Sword Glendora Both by Rilo Kiley. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/54 "2011-02-15T22:35:41Z")
Geez, still no love for 2LiveCrew? ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/55 "2011-02-15T22:40:26Z")
Cake’s version of “I Will Survive”: “I should’ve changed my fucking lock” ---
**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/56 "2011-02-15T23:24:17Z")
Jonathan Coulton’s _[First of May](http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/First+of+May)_ has eleven F-bombs. I counted, right before I sang it at karaoke. So far I haven’t gotten punched in the mouth for it, but the day is probably coming. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/57 "2011-02-16T01:43:02Z")
Probably more than this, but these are the ones I remember offhand… (OK, a few I loaded up in winamp just to remember if they did.) The Who - Who Are You? as mentioned above. Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid MF Maximum the Hormone - What’s Up, People! (Notable for being the theme song of Death Note, thus getting played unedited on basic cable on YTV…) Molotov - Frijolero (O’course, the language in this one goes way worse than the f-bomb…) Molotov - Chinga tu Madre (if translation counts) K’Naan - TIA (see note for Frijolero) ---
**Author:** ![ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryan)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/58 "2011-02-16T01:46:02Z")
Only one that comes to mind for me is “So What?” as covered by Metallica. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_A.Robrin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sam_a.robrin/32/14497_2.png) [@Sam\_A.Robrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_A.Robrin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/59 "2011-02-16T06:34:21Z")
Hard to believe what bent people out of shape when I was a wee li’l nipper…: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/F8UbwKTRT7I/hqdefault.jpg "brute force // the king of fuh") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8UbwKTRT7I) ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/60 "2011-02-16T10:38:23Z")
Oooh, I’m the first to mention the [Headstones](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMC895zx3S8)! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372.md?page=4)